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So the debate continues over MILF’s elimination last week. The ‘Old Alliance’ is perplexed that another alliance may have developed.

The Entertainer thinks Tailor Made is a snake and warns Prancer. He’s not a real man he says because he doesn’t look you in the eye. (With a body like Prancer’s I wouldn’t look her in the eye either. At least not until I’m finished watching her breasts, hips and ass)

In parseltongue, Tailor Made plots strategy to the new alliance and emphasizes it’s a win-win situation for them, regardless of what happens in the challenge

Chicken-a-Pult

It doesn’t matter though, what’s done is done and the teams prepare for their next challenge -The Chicken-a-Pult- with new Captains, Ice and The Entertainer.
As you may know, last season Chicken-a-Pult served as the springboard for one of the better episodes. Mr Boston helped throw the challenge to eliminate Whiteboy, but ended up being assaulted in the Vault and eliminated, tearfully, by 12 Pack. (So if history repeats, we can expect a paymaster to eliminate someone from his alliance who will then break down in tears? Nahhh, that can’t happen)

The teams are separated into builders and catchers.
Wisely, Frank -who has experience from the season before- is a catcher. He can therefore assist with the building of the catapult from the sideline as well. His fellow builders for the Green Team are It, Saaphyri and Myammee.

However, it’s the Gold Team’s builders (Ice, Prancer & Buckwild) who erect first, as 20 Pack takes charge. On the other side Frank is screaming ‘idiot’ at ‘It’, repeatedly. (It suddenly enters my mind how great it would have been if ‘It’ had made it to the ‘Meet The Parents’ episode on ILNY)

Maybe erect was too premature a word because the chickens dribble out rather than squirt forward. And then, to everyone’s surprise, the Gold Team’s chickens are catapulted backward. (I didn’t want to be sexist, but that’s what you get when you put women to do a man’s job)

It gets even worse now that the Green Team is up and throwing.
In no time at all, The Entertainer has caught one, two, three, four chickens; and it’s almost over.

He catches a fifth too, and showboats before taking the win. (You know, at some point The Entertainer’s rantings moved from amusing to absolutely fucking annoying)
Tailor Made sums it up perfectly, when he says of The Entertainer, “he’s just an arrogant son of a bitch”

The Vault

Before decision time for the ‘New Alliance’, Ice polls and the target becomes clear. They will vote into the box, each of the three members of the ‘Old Alliance’ on the Gold Team. All they need is Prancer’s vote.

And she duly obliges as 20 Pack, Buckwild and Heat constitute the ‘Bottom 3′. 20 Pack is upset because “Tailor Made has assembled a ridiculous, huge alliance” (And you’re a ridiculous, huge cunt)

The Entertainer and his Green Team are surprised. But why? Didn’t they threaten Prancer on the previous episode?
Saaphyri insists on knowing who voted them in (How about every other fucking person on the Team, you dummy.)

The Entertainer is upset, and Craig notes he ought to be happy that he can eliminate a strong competitor. (Of course, Craig is just stoking, he knows what’s up)

Outside Buckwild explains what went down to It. (’Cause you know that dude is remedial)
It listens, doesn’t quite get it, but gets enough to declare Tailor Made is now Tailor Mandela (Wtf? Tailor Made hasn’t even spent 27 days on Mexico, far more 27years in prison)

Having calmly explained the situation to ‘It’, Buckwild decides to go after Tailor Made.
She accuses him of bitchassness, and tells him to “Eat it! Take yo cake and eat it, ’cause you just sliced yourself off a piece that you can’t finish!” (I’d have stopped at Eat ‘It’. What’s worse than that?)

She also promises she will throw every challenge until she gets Tailor Made out.

(Okay Becky, you claim to have studied I Love Money, but I spoke to a true expert, ‘Matic, and she says teams were broken up after Episode 7. Your threat is made in Episode 6; so throwing the challenge guarantees you and 20 Pack in the box, and one other,which is most likely Bonez or Ice. And even if TM makes it to the ‘Bottom 3′, you’d need anyone but Cali or Myammee to be Paymaster on the other side.In other words, you can’t touch him)
Now back to the recap…

In the yard, Heat’s midget ass is kicking bags and shit, huffing and puffing as usual. He, The Entertainer and 20 Pack have a pow-wow where, after bragging he’ll throw every challenge, he’s told “Shut your fucking mouth about throwing challenges. Just throw ‘em” (Who da fuck is this prick to talk to Heat like that?)

Power Outing

Out there in the woods or something, The Entertainer makes it known Buckwild is safe. (Her spooning game is da shit)
I’s down to Heat and 20 Pack.

And then something eerie happens. The waiter, Heat recognizes, is the same waiter who served him on the Power Outing which led to his being eliminated by, by…
Yeah, you guessed it… The Entertainer.

Both guys speak on their impending doom. 20 Pack finalizes with “If I get sent home, I know my mom ain’t gonna be mad at me” (Oh hell no. He pulled the living-with-my-mom card)

Heat is just heart-wrenching, “I may not be the fastest learner, but goddammit… I’m not stupid!” (You are, Heat! You are absolutely, irrefutably, unquestionably and undeniably fucking stupid)

Elimination

Back at the mansion, The Entertainer asks Heat and 20 Pack to make a direct plea to his teammates on the Green Team.
Heat says he never thought he’d be in this situation, but he knew this day would come.
20 Pack simply cries (SMH @ this mascara-wearing hot-ass mess)

(I have a thing with men crying. A man should cry only if his parent or child dies, or if his girlfriend threatens to tell his wife about their affair.
That’s it!)

At eliminations, The Entertainer sticks to the plan and gives Buckwild the first check.
She rewards him with a kiss. (I hope Buckwild realizes she just swallowed New York’s toe.)

The Entertainer calls 20 Pack forward, then turns to his team for the answer. They quickly decide on 20 Pack.
He drops to his knees (I’m pretty certain that’s not the first time he’s done that to thank a man)… before going to his fellow Gold Team members and spitting before them.
Threats and promises ensue, and particularly to Prancer and Tailor Made. (Is this bitch for real?)

But wait; where’s Heat?
Oh there he is, crying his eyes out, looking like he just got rejected on ‘Flashdance’.

Heat cries in that can’t catch your breath way. It would be the most pathetic thing I’d seen in years had I not seen it just a week before when Macho got eliminated on From G’s to Gents 2. (If it weren’t for the cramps, I’d wish I were a girl right now. These men are embarrassing)

But Heat isn’t done yet. Not when there are still more ways to make an ass of yourself.
He describes his Gold Team members as ‘negative bitches’ and says he wants their alliance to ‘burn, burn, burn’.

He exits down loser-lane, never to be seen again; hopefully.

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