I Love Money 2: Flame Off
So the debate continues over MILF’s elimination last week. The ‘Old Alliance’ is perplexed that another alliance may have developed.
The Entertainer thinks Tailor Made is a snake and warns Prancer. He’s not a real man he says because he doesn’t look you in the eye. (With a body like Prancer’s I wouldn’t look her in the eye either. At least not until I’m finished watching her breasts, hips and ass)
In parseltongue, Tailor Made plots strategy to the new alliance and emphasizes it’s a win-win situation for them, regardless of what happens in the challenge
Chicken-a-Pult
It doesn’t matter though, what’s done is done and the teams prepare for their next challenge -The Chicken-a-Pult- with new Captains, Ice and The Entertainer.
As you may know, last season Chicken-a-Pult served as the springboard for one of the better episodes. Mr Boston helped throw the challenge to eliminate Whiteboy, but ended up being assaulted in the Vault and eliminated, tearfully, by 12 Pack. (So if history repeats, we can expect a paymaster to eliminate someone from his alliance who will then break down in tears? Nahhh, that can’t happen)
The teams are separated into builders and catchers.
Wisely, Frank -who has experience from the season before- is a catcher. He can therefore assist with the building of the catapult from the sideline as well. His fellow builders for the Green Team are It, Saaphyri and Myammee.
However, it’s the Gold Team’s builders (Ice, Prancer & Buckwild) who erect first, as 20 Pack takes charge. On the other side Frank is screaming ‘idiot’ at ‘It’, repeatedly. (It suddenly enters my mind how great it would have been if ‘It’ had made it to the ‘Meet The Parents’ episode on ILNY)
Maybe erect was too premature a word because the chickens dribble out rather than squirt forward. And then, to everyone’s surprise, the Gold Team’s chickens are catapulted backward. (I didn’t want to be sexist, but that’s what you get when you put women to do a man’s job)
It gets even worse now that the Green Team is up and throwing.
In no time at all, The Entertainer has caught one, two, three, four chickens; and it’s almost over.
He catches a fifth too, and showboats before taking the win. (You know, at some point The Entertainer’s rantings moved from amusing to absolutely fucking annoying)
Tailor Made sums it up perfectly, when he says of The Entertainer, “he’s just an arrogant son of a bitch”
The Vault
Before decision time for the ‘New Alliance’, Ice polls and the target becomes clear. They will vote into the box, each of the three members of the ‘Old Alliance’ on the Gold Team. All they need is Prancer’s vote.
And she duly obliges as 20 Pack, Buckwild and Heat constitute the ‘Bottom 3′. 20 Pack is upset because “Tailor Made has assembled a ridiculous, huge alliance” (And you’re a ridiculous, huge cunt)
The Entertainer and his Green Team are surprised. But why? Didn’t they threaten Prancer on the previous episode?
Saaphyri insists on knowing who voted them in (How about every other fucking person on the Team, you dummy.)
The Entertainer is upset, and Craig notes he ought to be happy that he can eliminate a strong competitor. (Of course, Craig is just stoking, he knows what’s up)
Outside Buckwild explains what went down to It. (’Cause you know that dude is remedial)
It listens, doesn’t quite get it, but gets enough to declare Tailor Made is now Tailor Mandela (Wtf? Tailor Made hasn’t even spent 27 days on Mexico, far more 27years in prison)
Having calmly explained the situation to ‘It’, Buckwild decides to go after Tailor Made.
She accuses him of bitchassness, and tells him to “Eat it! Take yo cake and eat it, ’cause you just sliced yourself off a piece that you can’t finish!” (I’d have stopped at Eat ‘It’. What’s worse than that?)
She also promises she will throw every challenge until she gets Tailor Made out.
(Okay Becky, you claim to have studied I Love Money, but I spoke to a true expert, ‘Matic, and she says teams were broken up after Episode 7. Your threat is made in Episode 6; so throwing the challenge guarantees you and 20 Pack in the box, and one other,which is most likely Bonez or Ice. And even if TM makes it to the ‘Bottom 3′, you’d need anyone but Cali or Myammee to be Paymaster on the other side.In other words, you can’t touch him)
Now back to the recap…
In the yard, Heat’s midget ass is kicking bags and shit, huffing and puffing as usual. He, The Entertainer and 20 Pack have a pow-wow where, after bragging he’ll throw every challenge, he’s told “Shut your fucking mouth about throwing challenges. Just throw ‘em” (Who da fuck is this prick to talk to Heat like that?)
Power Outing
Out there in the woods or something, The Entertainer makes it known Buckwild is safe. (Her spooning game is da shit)
I’s down to Heat and 20 Pack.
And then something eerie happens. The waiter, Heat recognizes, is the same waiter who served him on the Power Outing which led to his being eliminated by, by…
Yeah, you guessed it… The Entertainer.
Both guys speak on their impending doom. 20 Pack finalizes with “If I get sent home, I know my mom ain’t gonna be mad at me” (Oh hell no. He pulled the living-with-my-mom card)
Heat is just heart-wrenching, “I may not be the fastest learner, but goddammit… I’m not stupid!” (You are, Heat! You are absolutely, irrefutably, unquestionably and undeniably fucking stupid)
Elimination
Back at the mansion, The Entertainer asks Heat and 20 Pack to make a direct plea to his teammates on the Green Team.
Heat says he never thought he’d be in this situation, but he knew this day would come.
20 Pack simply cries (SMH @ this mascara-wearing hot-ass mess)
(I have a thing with men crying. A man should cry only if his parent or child dies, or if his girlfriend threatens to tell his wife about their affair.
That’s it!)
At eliminations, The Entertainer sticks to the plan and gives Buckwild the first check.
She rewards him with a kiss. (I hope Buckwild realizes she just swallowed New York’s toe.)
The Entertainer calls 20 Pack forward, then turns to his team for the answer. They quickly decide on 20 Pack.
He drops to his knees (I’m pretty certain that’s not the first time he’s done that to thank a man)… before going to his fellow Gold Team members and spitting before them.
Threats and promises ensue, and particularly to Prancer and Tailor Made. (Is this bitch for real?)
But wait; where’s Heat?
Oh there he is, crying his eyes out, looking like he just got rejected on ‘Flashdance’.
Heat cries in that can’t catch your breath way. It would be the most pathetic thing I’d seen in years had I not seen it just a week before when Macho got eliminated on From G’s to Gents 2. (If it weren’t for the cramps, I’d wish I were a girl right now. These men are embarrassing)
But Heat isn’t done yet. Not when there are still more ways to make an ass of yourself.
He describes his Gold Team members as ‘negative bitches’ and says he wants their alliance to ‘burn, burn, burn’.
He exits down loser-lane, never to be seen again; hopefully.
Stepuz, once again, a masterpiece. Hysterical.
I laughed out loud reading “The teams are separated into builders and catchers.” because I immediately translated it into “pitchers and catchers”!!!!!!
When this is all over I see Sappharryi on RuPauls new Drag show and a 20Pack/Heat Male Revue show.
As for ‘It’?? Hows this..T”he Real Life of a Forrest Gump”?
When will it end. And when will I stop watching it all? NEVER. Ha.
Grazi… you make me feel so good about myself
If Entertainer was smart he would have pulled Heat to the side and explained to him that the vote was unanimous and that he was keeping 20 Pack. He then should have convinced Heat to QUIT, at this point one of Tailormades New Alliance Members would’ve HAD to go in the box. Next game make Frenchie the team captain, have Becky throw the challenge forcing another TM alliance member in the vault. Then you would’ve had 2 down and 2 to go!!!!
Oh damn… that’s genius!
Wow that really is genius! Omg…
Um…I could swear I posted this in the forum; but some claim not to read; HAHA.
Well some great minds think alike!!! What forum BTW, I love “I Love Money Forums” lol…
Thats possible; I posted in the forums here but one can’t tell if its been read.
Damn honestly felt bad when Heat cried just for the simple fact people are now gonna make fun of his elimination, that he didn’t really deserve, caught me off guard too o_O..
Poor guy, and people calling him pathetic too?
Not acknowledging its really them that deserves to go
Its even more pathetic what they had to do,crazy episode,I always end up so disappointed at most of these people as it goes along though, Prancer should of just have stuck to 20’s alliance imo.
Don’t feel sorry for Heat. He should have begged Frank at the Power Outing
AND, he had no reason to be crying like that anyway. Only one person can win and they all know it. Entertainer’s alliance seem to have a problem with the other cast members trying to play it right and save themselves. So ridiculous.
What I never understood about this episode, was that if these people had any common sense, Entertainer should have told Heat he was going to eliminate him, but instead of eliminating him, he should have had Heat quit, that way they would have to go back into the vault, vote a Tailor Made alliance in, and Ent. would get rid of them as well. Sure, it would have been cheap, but smart, yes?
Oh, shit I didn’t even see that ‘Fish’ already posted this. So it is basically common sense that would have been the smart thing to do, yes?
Yep, pretty much.
It never entered my mind, but it would have got rid of a New Alliance member.
Then again, maybe the Producers have plugged that loop-hole
I really hope in future ILM there is a “NO QUITTING” clause cuz den dis show is jus gonna get fucking ridiculous
IT will probably win and dat would be the funniest ending ever. Since he’s pretty much a neutral player.
great recap STEUPZ
I agree with you.
[giggles]
LOL…I have never seen Corey get ‘one-upped’!!! I love both of your thinking styles! On the other hand, you just officially proved you are smarter than The Entertainer!! Here is your ribbon……:)
Everyone is smarter than the Entertainer. He comes up with plans that are meant to be executed in 3 or more steps but he only thinks of the first step hoping that the result will still be the same.
“Are you smarter than a 5th grader?”
LOL and NO offense…they need a Bourgy ILM!!!!
U know Megan would’ve worked that angle…
I liked this episode only bcs Saaphyri wasn’t in it as much!!!! I can’t wait to see her ass get booted! Soon please!
*************spoiler***************
next 4 to go in this order
(Highlight the text below if you want to read ILM09’s spoiler)
-bonez
-entertainer
-cali
-buckwild
Are you guys looking at Frank’s and Becky’s twitters?
Please post the whole thing!!!!
wassup CJ
wassup homie!
Go to BeckyBuckwild’s Twitter and The Entertainer’s Twitter to read it all in context.
I don’t get them…are they really together or not?
I can’t read it; I’m at work & my job blocks Twitter
I don’t have the slightest what they’re doing; I think it’s hilarious tho! She is so much like his mom; maybe it’s meant!
I’m not sure this is in the right order, but here you go:
Frank: Well your wrong!! But whatever i’m really done arguing with you!
Becky: I call em like I see em Big Daddy!
Frank: Is not afraid to say what is on his mind even if that includes choking Becky with his cock! Especially when she likes it! Ask Her;)
Becky: Great let’s have phone sex!
Frank: I knew she would never say that..We Are Just Friends;) Be good please and i promise to choke you with my cock as requested;)
Becky: I’m always good but when I’m bad I’m better.
Frank: I love you Becky..You know that;)..If you weren’t so jealous I just might have married you.Thats how i feel…So work on that
::Falls the Fuck Out!::
LMAO…it seems Becky is jealous of Cornfed…Frank has been talking a little too much to her and Becky is mad…LMAO…
Every bodies reaction towards Becky kissing with Enterloser was hilarious.
The Enterloser’s alliance sucks. I’m so tired of them now. My full support goes to the “Secret Alliance” (even though Myammee is the only one that nobody seems expects to be on their side right now).
***Spoilers (although they’re fairly obvious)***
(Highlight the text below if you want to read Bobo’s spoiler)
Angelique is the Paymaster. 20 Pack, Becky and Bonez are in the box. Bonez tries to get Angelique into his alliance (that’s what it sounds like from the text preview anyway), but ultimately fails and is sent home.
In the episode after next the Enterfailure goes home, and then the individual challenges start.
YES GOD YES
sad about Bonez and Cali
other dan dat BUCKWILD AND FRANK GET DA FUCK OUT
I think they keep it amusing, but I am ready to see the real games; the individual challenges. No more of the “throwing challenges.”
When Becky kissed Frank, I threw up in my mouth a little. It’s still not as gross as New York’s Toe though.
New Yorks Toe or Buckwild’s Mouth………….hmm
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TOE
I”m taking about the vomit in my mouth
Vomit > toe
LMFAO
Heat is such a tool
*Watching the repeat now*
He got Holly Madison’s top on…
i could do that with my left nut
AWW! I could of ate that D:
steupz…your bit in the recap about 20 Pack crying had me in tears, in fact the whole recap did. I swear, to me, this was the funniest episode to date of ILM2
steups, if you REALLY want to see a grown man cry you need to find the clip of Macho crying when he got eliminated on G’s to Gents this week and show it to the guys. He knocks 20 Pack’s crying out the box.
I don’t know about IT. As far as I am concerned this man is a moron.
Its funny how some people have negatives to say about me yet some of them are posting what I already said…
I can never watch this twice
Fadder Lawd…
Watching this is just; SMH
WTF?
This is bs; just like heat; extending their time with the cameras.
Oops..I meant to say Heat crying not 20 Pack.
I feel like 20 pack had he not been on ILNY and ILM2 would be on tool academy; and Heat would be on it too except I don’t know if women actually find him attractive enough to be on the show with him.
why would 20 pack be on tool academy? just bc he cries that doesn’t make him a complete douchebag
Off topic
just saw a commercial for Ozzy’s & Sharon’s prime time show on National Fox. Commercial came on during American Idol.
Commercial time on Fox’s American is big time.
That reminds me; Megan is about to be PAID! Hate it or love it, the lady is so clever it STILL astounds me! Ha-ha-ha!
Whos watching bad girls club tonight?
she may get paid but sahron will always be richer, more known, more loved , and more respeceted
This episode’s pissing me off. Ailea and Whitney are completely changing the story to make themselves look good. Ailea and Whitney should both go but I think only Whitney will
Cop: Did you hit her?
Ailea: Oh, I don’t know if I hit her?!
How the fuck do you not KNOW if you hit someone?!?! Especialyl WHEN YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT HITTING HER A FEW HOURS BEFORE!!!!
PS: Anyone else love how scared Whitney got when the cops start asking her questions? hahaha
I can’t watch it until later.:(
$SHXTNEY A PUNK AZZ BYTCH GOODBYE H0!!!$
This pissed me off the most. The Fab 5 wanted one of the Amber’s to go when they hit her first! WTF!!!
They seriously thought one of the Amber’s were going, lol
Seriously? SMH
I went back and replayed the fight. Amber pushed Boston in the chest. Or at least put her hands on her. So essentially she did “start” the fight.
Oh yeah and Tiff annoyed the living hell out of me with her self-righteous, back and forth, whiny little attitude.