Rock of Love Bus star Bret Michaels’ tell-all book is due June 23rd, and here’s the cover.
Dude seems to be stuck in the 80’s or whatever decade ‘Poison’ was relevant. And how many damn times is he gonna reference ‘Every rose has its thorn’?
They must have had other hits, didn’t they?
Didn’t they sing ‘your love is like bad medicine’, or something?
Someone help me out.
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poison sucked, bret sucks infinitely more without poison, but “every rose has its thorn” is one of the most trite suckass songs ever inflicted upon the public. even though bret’s worthless manwhore ass has made way more money than he deserves from this audio abortion it seems to me that after twenty years he would reflect upon his dimwitted lyrics and just really try to do a little better.
bret is gay (check the fabulosity of his heyday wardrobe), but bangs chicks because he can? female strippers get hotter for sucky music than male strippers (as counterintuitive as that is)? there are just way more straight women than gay men and bret has some rudimentary math skills?
he has “diabEEtus,” a serious condition that is not helped by the amount he drinks. but pounding the “bret’s brew” and tequila is the only way he can pay attention to the rock of love hos when he only wants to send the icky females away and canoodle with big john. (added by Mobile using Mippin)