I Love Money 2 Ep 9: Cali Is An Idiot
No need to guess why the remaining competitors are calm and relaxed; The Entertainer is gone.
So too are team challenges, but as 20 Pack notes, “Teams may be done, but the alliances still exist”.
The true change in format is the introduction of a ‘Dead Last Loser’, whose check will be automatically placed in the strongbox.
The winner of today’s challenge will be the Paymaster.
The challenge is titled ‘Under The Bus’ and is based on all those occasions when someone was ratted out. And just to remind us, we’re shown flashbacks. (Still dying at Flav’s face when Nibblz reveals Toasteee did porn)
On arrival, the competitors are greeted by mannequins –two for each competitor and Craig- in military formation. The object is to grab one –after a sprint- and throw it over a barrier unto the road to be crushed by an oncoming bus.
If a competitor fails, he forfeits one of his/her mannequins/dummies.
First to go is 20 Pack. (How do they select who goes when? Shouldn’t we like, know this?)
He takes Tailor Made’s dummy, but fails on the throw. Looking on, Tailor Made couldn’t be happier… all it would take is one good throw of 20 Pack’s final dummy and he’s in the box.
It’s next, but couldn’t find his first choice, really, so he opts for Cali. However he grabs Myammee’s instead, but fails in his throw. (Seriously, how freaking’ difficult is it to find a dummy outside of your alliance? There are 9 left!)
Tailor Made is third and he grabs Cali’s and effects the first, decent throw.
Thereafter, Buckwild and Myammee both miss to lose one of their dummies.
It’s Cali’s turn now, and she declares ‘either kill or be killed’, before missing her throw and becoming the ‘Dead Last Loser’.
Interestingly, Saaphyri chose It’s dummy to throw, but failed. She gave her reason as being fed-up of It playing both sides, which sorta makes you wonder whether he chose Myammee on purpose.
After Prancer’s and Ice’s throws, 20 Pack is eliminated and It has a single dummy left.
After succeeding throws, Buckwild and Saaphyri are both eliminated, leaving Frenchie as the only Old Alliance member left. But she too is eliminated when Ice makes a successful throw.
That leaves Ice, Prancer and Tailor Made to compete for the Paymaster, which Tailor Made wins.
Back at the mansion, Tailor Made sets his plan in motion to eliminate 20 Pack.
He advises Saaphyri that he needs one vote, hers preferably; but she’s non-committal.
In fact she flirts with him, asking, ‘If I vote for 20Pack, what are you gonna give me’. (When did Saaphyri become a ho? Or is she looking for her own show?)
Unsure of Saaphyri’s support, Tailor Made moves on to Cali and explains to her that she is in the box already, and the only way to save herself is to ensure someone from the Old Alliance joins her.
To do that, she can either vote against them or simply do nothing and abstain. Either way achieves the result.
Tailor Made leaves to report to his alliance that the plan is sure to succeed, unless Cali is a total idiot.
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The Vault
Before entering the vault, Cali says she trusts 20 Pack and his plan to convince Tailor Made not to vote her out (Uhh? Wtf am I missing?)
In the vault, both Saaphyri and Cali vote against Myammee and It, condemning them to the box.
Prancer is utterly confused at Cali’s decision, but after a poll by Craig, the decision remains.
On hearing the ‘Bottom 3’, Tailor Made is ‘pissed orff’, but certain that Cali is going home.
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Power Outing
At the outing, Tailor Made declares it a waste, but affords Cali all the time she needs to make a case for survival.
After failing miserably with Myammee and It in attendance, she uses the one-on-one to offer Tailor Made her and 20 Pack’s continued support if he eliminates It. (She looked hella sexy in those shorts; but Tailor Made seems to be immunized against any other type save for black, bossy women)
Tailor Made is amenable to the idea but wants to hear from 20 Pack himself.
And in fact both Cali and 20 Pack repeat the offer back at the mansion.
Tailor Made sees the offer as a great opportunity to win ‘I Love Money 2’, and Cali is now confident she’s staying.
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Eliminations
At Elimination, Myammee, dressed in electric blue and black lace lingerie, receives the first check. (She’s totally put Megan in check)
Unfortunately we didn’t get a back-shot as she walked past. (Sigh)
Tailor Made, who’s always good for a twist, then calls both It and Cali to him.
He gives his usual patronizing comments, before concluding he will not be voiding Cali’s check…. Prancer will.
In a move straight out of The Godfather, Prancer passes judgment and Cali’s check is voided.
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Am I the only one who actually thinks of Tailor Made and his alliance as the good guys here? The others are bullies.. There was a time where I actually liked every member in 20 pacs alliance but they really have shown their true colors during this show especially Becky.
Anyway I was sad to see Cali go but she deserved it for being so damn stupid. 20 Pac was willing to throw her under the bus she should have done the same. In the end it’s only going to be one who will win so why the hell would she care about loyalty!?
I think you’re spot on. Although there are a few who still dislike TM.
Sorry for the late approval; I only just got home.
How can someone dislike TM? He is easily my favorite guy from these ‘of love’ shows.
Sorry about the late recap, had to rush it this morning.
Lunch hour is up so don’t expect the FTLORJ’s anytime soon
She may be an idiot, but loyal. Where i’m from that’s all that matters. Notice Tailormaid shook hands with 2 men in semi-agreement 2 weeks in a row only to make the obvious decision both times. Just saying.
With Man Voice, Bad weave, Hot Ghetto Mess, and the Retard on his side, The Maid is assured a spot in the end. The final 3 will probably be Myammee, Ice/Prancer, TaylorMaid in which case the widely speculated winner is probably correct. If so, ZZZZzzzzz…
FTLORJ is kinda harder to gauge. If he’s leaning towards looks then the choice is obvious.
BGC reunion anyone?
$IMMA MIZZ HER!$
IKR?
That’s some skills there, whether you want to admit or not.
Lmao…
You just inspired me to go do that recap.
$L0L GLAD I DID U SUM GOOD!$
I recommend EVERYONE go to a strip club at least ONE TIME in their lives; not just any club, but the pricey ones; it’s SO entertaining; those girls do so many extraordinary things & are sooooo amazing to watch. I don’t recommend becoming one tho, Heather.
If I have to hear 20 Pack speak of Tailor Made “The Snake” one more time, I think I am going to lose any semblance of sanity I might have left.
Hi Steupz 0 V
Wow! I never knew Cali was such an airhead.
Couldn’t even put together a complete sentence.
Prancer voiding her check….Priceless…lmao
You must be new to VH1 editing.
8.)
I haven’t seen the episode yet. I am just annoyed that Tailor Made is running things. I mean, granted I kinda thought he would anyway, but damn…
$COMIN S00N!!$
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So the next challenge is Bed Hoppers, but I wonder, is it based off of going/hopping from one person to another (Promo?? or Rabbit??), or maybe the literal sex theme, but i dont think VH1 would show a string of fake orgasms together…
************spoilers**********
next 3 to go:
buckwild first
next is either 20 pack or saaphyri
next is 20 or saaphyri
final 6: myammee ice prancer it tailor made and angelique
Wait, I just noticed this today. You’re partially wrong, and I can clear up some things.
*******Spoilers*******
The next 3 to go in this order are:
1) Buckwild
2) 20 Pack (Myammee will be the PM)
3) Myammee
I’m almost positive that black woman hanging from one of those buoys is Saaphyri. She makes it to the final 6, that much I can almost positively guarantee.
wait, how do we know thats the final six again? When they do the livesaver challenge, there is seven of them hanging. I think It/Ice are one of the people that falls off first and gets eliminated. I’m pretty sure Myammee makes it to the final 6
**Obvious spoilers below.**
I just went back to the Super Trailer and counted, and I could swear that there are only six people hanging there, without a seventh buoy. The ones I recognize are: Angelique, Ice, It, Prancer, Tailor Made, and Saaphyri. I might be wrong, but I don’t see a seventh person there, and I’m pretty sure they show the beginning of the challenge. Maybe I’m missing something though.
The next challenge is the bed hop (Buckwild goes), then it’s the scream into the micro-phones challenge (good-bye 20 Pack), according to the VH1 TV schedule (although I can’t seem to find the link for that now). I figure the next challenge is that one where we see Myammee and (I think) Prancer climbing across the board, in what is reminiscent of the Black box challenge from last year. In that episode, I think that Saaph or Angelique become the new paymaster, and eliminates Myammee. Then again, it could also be the new alliance that the previews hint at.
I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that’s the final six.
In other news, here’s the full text preview for the next episode.
-You Made Your Bed, Now Lie in It-
With just nine people remaining in the house, the stakes are higher than ever. At the challenge, the money lovers must put their bed hopping skills to the test to avoid going into the box. The winner, although immune from going home, is put in a hard position; he must consider sending home one of his most trusted allies, in order to make a power play with the other side. Will friendship prevail, or will the lure of money make even the most loyal individuals cave?
http://www.vh1.com/shows/i_love_money/season_2/episode.jhtml?episodeID=150230
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thats all i know when it comes to the final seven. The pic is really blurry so I can’t make out who some of them are. Who do you think fell off first Bobo?
Ooh, thanks for clearing that up for me. Well, part of my final 6 are obviously wrong then, because Myammee at least makes it to that point (she’s seen in at least one more challenge). From the looks of things, “IT” is the one who was the first to fall. Interestingly, it looks like they all took the same position on the Buoy, except for him.
Quick question, is this like the Stripper pole challenge in that if you fall first you are eliminated, or will It’s check just automatically go in the box? I’m not sure if we know yet, but I figure I’ll ask anyway.
ok so who are the final 6
can anyone get the episode summaries for the next 2 after the bed one. the episodes of “you can scream all you want” and “can you hang”
ilovemoney09, The only people at the moment that I’m sure are in the final 6 are Myammee and Prancer. At the moment, they’re the only two that jump to mind as getting farther than the Buoy challenge. I’m not sure if the person who falls first from the Buoy (It) will be eliminated or not though, and if they’ll follow up with another elimination like last season or if It’s check just automatically goes in the box like all the other individual challenge losers, and they just follow regular eliminations after that. We’ll just have to wait and see.
As for episode summaries, I can only give you partial ones.
-You Can Scream All You Want-
A last-minute deal before the previous elimination threatens to completely crumble a struggling alliance, while behind closed doors, a new secret alli…
-Can You Hang?-
With only seven players left in the house, the ruling alliance is confident that they’re in control of game and will now pick off the opposition at wi…
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Something tells me that the new secret alliance involves Saaph, but we’ll see.
how do you know it falls first. in the picture from aurelius, i am pretty sure i see it and someone has already fallen first i think ice
No, Ice is there. It was next to Angelique in the Super trailer, and he assumed a different position on the buoy than all the others. He’s noticeably absent if you look at all the figures there.
ok then. it is hanging there correct? well someone has already fallen because there is one bouy with no one on it, and there are 7 people going in to this challenge. so it dosent fall first.
No, I’m saying It has fallen first. Just wait for the episode or the preview. I can’t make it any more clear with out another pic or video (which I don’t have).
ok. i am sorry i was mistaking someone else for it
Buckwild said they will probibaly cancel the i love money 2 reunion
I can’t remember the ILM1 reunion…
why?
Im sorry, but i died when “IT” sang Cali’s goodbye song. I think he is so funny……lol
“cali….you are soooooo dumb…..you didnt do what u supposed to do…..”-singing in tune lol
Humor is found in many things, none of which you described. May I suggest Ann Coulter? Sure, you probably won’t understand many of the political terms or the context of the columns judging by your post, but she’s a riot.
TTLY your pal,
Bizzle
A.B. I am so shocked to hear YOU say that. You’re always so open-minded & intelligent. But I have to disagree. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. I can’t imagine myself walking around feeling that my ideas about what’s funny are the only plausible things for people to laugh at. Yeah, Ann Coulter is ridiculous in some ways, in my opinion. But not everyone picks up one of her books in search of comic relief. And trust me, EVERYONE on this board that posts regularly knows who she is & understands her language. We don’t discuss her because this isn’t MSNBC dot com.
Don’t bother, his name is linked to DailyKos.com. They’re absolutely nuts.
Thanks CJ:).
TO A.B.- Its reality tv, its ok to find anything funny , its just entertainment. Yes A.B. im very intelligent and can read. but when i watch tv and can do or laugh at what i want. Yes sometimes i like to read a good novel and ponder true issues in the world….but sometime i just wanna f**kin laugh about something dumb lol
and its spelled TTYL not TTLY:)
it was funny at first now hes just agitatin!
Cali is an idiot is the perfect title, I’m still not over how retarded that bitch is.
Myammeee is gonna beat up Buckwild next week. Woo!
He had me DYING on the tennis court!
You gotta love It
if buckwild wont on probation she woulda had myamee on the ground
Das a joke right? BW uprooted some city plants. Nothing about that says hardcore b*tch. Ignorant is too kind a word to describe dat Blair Witch.
dont give me dat shit about her being on “probation”; if so she would’ve kept he FUCKING mouth shut dis whole season………of course they’re NOT gonna fight because then they would be kicked off the show, but I wonder how Buckwild will handle herself @ da reunion without SCAREphyri
thank u CSO
It had me laughing the entire episode. Funniest parts to me, was It sniffing the cantaloupe, and It wearing the towel-cape to elimination.
At least someone else thinks “IT” is funny I find him very entertaining
It was funny in this episode. Yeah, he’s an idiot, but he’s still pretty funny too (like with the faces thing).
Who was Saaph to be condemning people for playing sides? She’s the one who tried to shove her tits and vagina at Tailor Made hoping he would get turned on by her troll looks.
You know, Cali really is an idiot. She played this game horribly, and it’s no surprise she went home. I mean, even after they forcefully put her in the box after that one challenge, she still blindly followed her alliance. And What the Fuck kind of sense did it make to put two members of Tailor Made’s alliance in the box? Is she really that retarded?! Obviously she was going home, especially since numbers are still crucial at this point in the game. She must really be that dumb. I find it funny that both the RCOL girls showed themselves to be totally incompetent, clingy, and retarded.
Anyone see the bonus footage? Myammee got into it with Saap and Tuckwild. She shitted on them and Safari(Tailor Made original) did her usual ALL TALK and Tuckwild got pushed and a finger tapped on her forehead lmfao. She had the nerve to say Ice and Myammee wanted to be her and Safari.
I cant wait until Myammee grabs her mouth next week.
LMFAO @ the extrasss. I hate to say it, but Buckwild and Saaphyri are becoming so washed up by the way they act
and Cali is stupid. She kept saying how she wanted to go out “looking loyal”, ‘cept you went out looking stupid as hell
LMBO
Hello all, much love to the recappers!
anyhoo, i AMPED for the BGC reunion!! Just had 2 say that. lol
PEACE 2 ALL
“I’ll still cross my legs! BITCH! And be a lady! BITCH!-Kayla,BGC reunion.
I’m not sure if this has been discussed or not, but it looks like 20-Pack becomes paymaster for the upcoming episode. It appears that Becky Buckwild and Saaphyri attempt to do their best at stalling the entire 15 minutes in order for 20-Pack to come in and pick the final people for the box.
Does anyone have any insight as to what happens next?
buckwild, saaphyri, and frenchy are voted in the box.
the first girl I listed goes home
Agreed, like I said in my spoiler yesterday (although I didn’t mention Angelique).
Thanks.
Do we know who paymaster is?
20 Pack.
I easily dislike Tailormade. Everyone is different so dont be ignorant.
http://blog.vh1.com/2009-03-31/the-celebreality-interview-cali-2/
heres her exit interview, if you havent seen it yet
I noticed they had one manequin of Bret Micheals….I wonder who grabbed him? They didnt show it.
And DAMN Ray Jay! Stupid Choice…I didnt get it!
Ok I ONLY HAVE ONE question. All last season the couldnt stop showing Megans square(flat) ass but Myammees succulant bottom is blocked out by corny up next ads in the corner that my friend Ste is bullshit
Hahahaha….
I think I messed up the comments when I changed the time of BoomBoom’s post and used a 24hr clock
She is so cute in that picture. I hope she has to do more nudes.
its good its fixed now. but can you answer that question please. I know corey is a MEGAN FANATIC BUT MYAMMEE IS STACKED VH1 WANTS BETTER RATING SHOW DAT ASS. NUFF SAID
What was Myamee doing before reality???
Probably modeling I suppose.
going to school and working at Hooters to pay for it
$CLUBBIN AT M0TIONZ N ESSOS ALL DA TYME 2!!$
Well it seems Cali has learned her lesson, so she should return next season. She said if she ever returned she’ll really act out and shit,lol.
Does anyone have a spoiler that is true for next weeks show if so send it to me or message me on myspace myspace.com/happyinlove1981
Cali???Return?? to what??
I see her last performance on Hole in The Wall Pt 2 if they bring it back! NOT!
Stevie Wonder could see that she has no future career on TV anymore.
I guess I was the only one that noticed… but Myamee had on a thong. She went to grab her check from CJJ and then went oops and had to put her arms back down behind her to block the shot.
I think she is testing even VH1’s sensors with all the lingerie wearing. Wasn’t that a couple of episodes ago when they wouldn’t even let her stand up because her outfit was too skimpy?
Lol at Cali going, “…but I trust 20 Pack” after she voted It and Myammee during the vault. DUMBASS: 20 PACK ISN’T PAYMASTER. Ugh…
Wait, the ILM2 reunion is cancelled?!?? wtf why? Where’s the source?
NO he said Buckwold said “They might cancel it.”
reading between the lines; Saaphyri is locked up and WONT attend and Buckwild knows Myammee will get n dat ass
But Saaphyri confirmed that she COULD go to the reunion.
Could we maybe have a source of where Buckwild said that?
$LMA0!$
you guys are fooled
It is a smart dude
my bff went to school with him and he was a really smart guy
he plays the fool cuz he wants camera time and hopefully a show
either way i watch the show just for him
too bad he falls off that ring in the sky 1st
just like entertainer last year
OK SPOILER. I know this much. Stop right here if u don’t want to know.
******** gets sent home by ** **** next ep
** **** gets sent home by ******* next
what you said above next but
******* got injured & had to go bcs of that same challenge I think
*** gets sent home by ********
& the top 4 are:
4)*********
3)********
2)****** ****
1)*******
IDK who wins but I’m guessing this is the order the top 4 will go down
Yeah, all of that is right. I wasn’t sure about Prancer getting sent home because of an injury, but now that you say it, it makes sense.
Oh, and the top 4 is a mistery. I predict Tailor Made winning and Myammee second place.
Yeah I don’t know what order the top 4 are in but I am pretty sure TM & Myammee are #s 1 & 2. I wish I knew… I am glad one of them wins tho.
This episode was hilarious because of It. The faces he made at Cali and the song at the end. LMFBO!
Damn, I liked Cali on RCOL, but after ILM2… I think she’s an idiot. And how come all of a sudden she and 20 are close? I read Cali’s interview and she said they were “bed buddies”.