I Love Money 2 Ep 9: Cali Is An Idiot

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I Love Money MannequinsNo need to guess why the remaining competitors are calm and relaxed; The Entertainer is gone.
So too are team challenges, but as 20 Pack notes, “Teams may be done, but the alliances still exist”.

The true change in format is the introduction of a ‘Dead Last Loser’, whose check will be automatically placed in the strongbox.
The winner of today’s challenge will be the Paymaster.

The challenge is titled ‘Under The Bus’ and is based on all those occasions when someone was ratted out. And just to remind us, we’re shown flashbacks. (Still dying at Flav’s face when Nibblz reveals Toasteee did porn)

On arrival, the competitors are greeted by mannequins –two for each competitor and Craig- in military formation. The object is to grab one –after a sprint- and throw it over a barrier unto the road to be crushed by an oncoming bus.
If a competitor fails, he forfeits one of his/her mannequins/dummies.

First to go is 20 Pack. (How do they select who goes when? Shouldn’t we like, know this?)
He takes Tailor Made’s dummy, but fails on the throw. Looking on, Tailor Made couldn’t be happier… all it would take is one good throw of 20 Pack’s final dummy and he’s in the box.

It’s next, but couldn’t find his first choice, really, so he opts for Cali. However he grabs Myammee’s instead, but fails in his throw. (Seriously, how freaking’ difficult is it to find a dummy outside of your alliance? There are 9 left!)

Tailor Made is third and he grabs Cali’s and effects the first, decent throw.

Thereafter, Buckwild and Myammee both miss to lose one of their dummies.
It’s Cali’s turn now, and she declares ‘either kill or be killed’, before missing her throw and becoming the ‘Dead Last Loser’.

The Counter Alliance take gold, silver and bronzeInterestingly, Saaphyri chose It’s dummy to throw, but failed. She gave her reason as being fed-up of It playing both sides, which sorta makes you wonder whether he chose Myammee on purpose.

After Prancer’s and Ice’s throws, 20 Pack is eliminated and It has a single dummy left.

After succeeding throws, Buckwild and Saaphyri are both eliminated, leaving Frenchie as the only Old Alliance member left. But she too is eliminated when Ice makes a successful throw.
That leaves Ice, Prancer and Tailor Made to compete for the Paymaster, which Tailor Made wins.

Back at the mansion, Tailor Made sets his plan in motion to eliminate 20 Pack.
He advises Saaphyri that he needs one vote, hers preferably; but she’s non-committal.
In fact she flirts with him, asking, ‘If I vote for 20Pack, what are you gonna give me’. (When did Saaphyri become a ho? Or is she looking for her own show?)

Unsure of Saaphyri’s support, Tailor Made moves on to Cali and explains to her that she is in the box already, and the only way to save herself is to ensure someone from the Old Alliance joins her.

To do that, she can either vote against them or simply do nothing and abstain. Either way achieves the result.
Tailor Made leaves to report to his alliance that the plan is sure to succeed, unless Cali is a total idiot.
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The Vault

Cali at the Power OutingBefore entering the vault, Cali says she trusts 20 Pack and his plan to convince Tailor Made not to vote her out (Uhh? Wtf am I missing?)

In the vault, both Saaphyri and Cali vote against Myammee and It, condemning them to the box.

Prancer is utterly confused at Cali’s decision, but after a poll by Craig, the decision remains.

On hearing the ‘Bottom 3’, Tailor Made is ‘pissed orff’, but certain that Cali is going home.
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Power Outing

At the outing, Tailor Made declares it a waste, but affords Cali all the time she needs to make a case for survival.
After failing miserably with Myammee and It in attendance, she uses the one-on-one to offer Tailor Made her and 20 Pack’s continued support if he eliminates It. (She looked hella sexy in those shorts; but Tailor Made seems to be immunized against any other type save for black, bossy women)

Tailor Made is amenable to the idea but wants to hear from 20 Pack himself.
And in fact both Cali and 20 Pack repeat the offer back at the mansion.
Tailor Made sees the offer as a great opportunity to win ‘I Love Money 2’, and Cali is now confident she’s staying.
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Eliminations

Myammee at EliminationsAt Elimination, Myammee, dressed in electric blue and black lace lingerie, receives the first check. (She’s totally put Megan in check)
Unfortunately we didn’t get a back-shot as she walked past. (Sigh)

Tailor Made, who’s always good for a twist, then calls both It and Cali to him.
He gives his usual patronizing comments, before concluding he will not be voiding Cali’s check…. Prancer will.

In a move straight out of The Godfather, Prancer passes judgment and Cali’s check is voided.
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87 Responses to “I Love Money 2 Ep 9: Cali Is An Idiot”

  1. Well it seems Cali has learned her lesson, so she should return next season. She said if she ever returned she’ll really act out and shit,lol.

  2. Does anyone have a spoiler that is true for next weeks show if so send it to me or message me on myspace myspace.com/happyinlove1981

  3. Cali???Return?? to what??
    I see her last performance on Hole in The Wall Pt 2 if they bring it back! NOT!
    Stevie Wonder could see that she has no future career on TV anymore.

  4. I guess I was the only one that noticed… but Myamee had on a thong. She went to grab her check from CJJ and then went oops and had to put her arms back down behind her to block the shot.

    I think she is testing even VH1’s sensors with all the lingerie wearing. Wasn’t that a couple of episodes ago when they wouldn’t even let her stand up because her outfit was too skimpy?

  5. Lol at Cali going, “…but I trust 20 Pack” after she voted It and Myammee during the vault. DUMBASS: 20 PACK ISN’T PAYMASTER. Ugh…

  6. Wait, the ILM2 reunion is cancelled?!?? wtf why? Where’s the source?

    1. NO he said Buckwold said “They might cancel it.”

      reading between the lines; Saaphyri is locked up and WONT attend and Buckwild knows Myammee will get n dat ass

      1. But Saaphyri confirmed that she COULD go to the reunion.

        Could we maybe have a source of where Buckwild said that?

      2. $LMA0!$

  7. you guys are fooled

    It is a smart dude

    my bff went to school with him and he was a really smart guy

    he plays the fool cuz he wants camera time and hopefully a show

    either way i watch the show just for him

    too bad he falls off that ring in the sky 1st

    just like entertainer last year

    1. OK SPOILER. I know this much. Stop right here if u don’t want to know.

      ******** gets sent home by ** **** next ep
      ** **** gets sent home by ******* next
      what you said above next but
      ******* got injured & had to go bcs of that same challenge I think
      *** gets sent home by ********

      & the top 4 are:

      4)*********
      3)********
      2)****** ****
      1)*******
      IDK who wins but I’m guessing this is the order the top 4 will go down

      1. Yeah, all of that is right. I wasn’t sure about Prancer getting sent home because of an injury, but now that you say it, it makes sense.

        1. Oh, and the top 4 is a mistery. I predict Tailor Made winning and Myammee second place.

          1. Yeah I don’t know what order the top 4 are in but I am pretty sure TM & Myammee are #s 1 & 2. I wish I knew… I am glad one of them wins tho.

  8. This episode was hilarious because of It. The faces he made at Cali and the song at the end. LMFBO!

    Damn, I liked Cali on RCOL, but after ILM2… I think she’s an idiot. And how come all of a sudden she and 20 are close? I read Cali’s interview and she said they were “bed buddies”.

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