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Jamie, Mindy and Taya are the Final 3 and as the complete their last journey on the Rock of Love Pink Bus to Miami Beach; they are greeted with Mardi Gras costumes on their Sagamore Hotel beds.
Naturally, Mindy is bitching about wearing the skimpy outfits, but notes Taya seems to know where everything buttons and snaps on the stripper-like outfit. (Listen here, stupid… a stripper knows how to TAKE OFF clothes, not put them on)

Bret arrives soon enough, guitar in tow, and jokes about their having to sing again, their compositions of last week.
But Mindy remains upset about the outfit and walks off, only to return in a sailor cap, bra and hot shorts. (I’m gonna ignore that this outfit may be even skimpier and agree with Mindy by saying ‘What was the fucking point of the Carnival costumes?’)

Bret is taken aback at Mindy’s attitude, but is more concerned with whom they think would be the best person for him. Theirself excepted.
Jamie and Taya choose Mindy, and Mindy opted for Jamie, explaining that Taya ‘does not admit she’s wrong’.

What seems a pointless get-together, ends; but Mindy returns for her forgotten sailor-hat and begins a discussion with Bret.
She bashes Taya once more, but Bret changes the subject by kissing her. A long steamy, passionate kiss, with her straddling him.
Looking on, Taya cries, but Jamie is nonchalant.

They chat briefly and Jamie admits she chose Mindy earlier because she believes Taya would be tougher competition.
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The Dates

The next morning a limousine takes Taya and Jamie to a runway where Bret and a helicopter await. They fly over Miami Beach before alighting for brunch.
There, Taya mentions Jamie’s confession of the night before and uses it to state her case as the only contestant left who cares more about love than competing. But Bret turns the spotlight towards her and questions her sincerity. (Wtf is wrong with a rockstar marrying a Penthouse Pet? That seems a perfect match to me.)

The first date ends and Bret plans another. This time he asks Mindy and Jamie to accompany him on a gator-boat ride through the everglades.
They kiss, of course, before Bret questions the ladies as they eat. Jamie asks Bret about the type of relationship he wants but he asks her instead and she says she’s comfortable with just dating and is in no rush to get married.

Bret appreciates her honesty then asks about Taya. Mindy says she’s ‘calculated’ and Jamie thinks she’s ‘crazy’. (Why is this groupie ho, who does “a little something for everybody in the band” acting like she’s the normal one?)

Back at the hotel after the date, Mindy and Jamie form an unofficial alliance to oust Taya.
Mindy argues with Taya once again, accusing her of manipulating Bret into believing she’s weak. The stripper allegation resurfaces, but Taya continues to deny it. It ends when the time comes to prepare for the third date of the night; dinner with Bret at the Chesterfield Lounge.

The dinner turns out to be a bust; ugly chairs and little conversation. Uneventful as it was, Bret takes the ladies to the bar, saying dinner was “like eating with my in-laws”.
He admonishes the women and asks for honesty, but contrary to that, Jamie and Mindy say they’re having a great time. Taya observes Mindy’s dishonesty, having been sullen just a few minutes before.

Again, he presses Taya on whether this is about love or part of a ‘business plan’. She denies the accusation and insists she is sacrificing her career to be with him. Bret appears unconvinced, and takes Jamie for the night, claiming they have not had as much time together.

Alone, he asks Jamie to clarify her position of not wanting marriage, and taking things slowly.
Meanwhile Taya is crying and says she is ‘desperately misunderstood’. She and Taya argue once more about her insecurities, but Taya first claims she has none, then corrects, “I don’t have the insecurities you think I have”. (Wtf is with Mindy tryna find something wrong with Taya?)

Surprisingly, Jamie returns (I guess she refused to sleep with Bret. Or had her period…)

She finds Mindy and Taya arguing, or rather Mindy arguing and Taya sitting there.
Bret too, returns, but slips away when he witnesses the argument. It’s time for ‘Elimination’, anyway…
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Eliminations

To no one’s surprise, Mindy receives the first pass.
Then Jamie is called, to Taya’s disappointment. But, he questions Jamie’s willingness to be part of a serious relationship, and adds there is no way he can let Taya go knowing that’s Jamie’s mindset. (Especially with Taya wearing a damn wedding dress to eliminations)

So Taya receives her pass, a kiss, and an invitation to join Bret and Mindy in Santo Domingo for the Finale of Rock Of Love Bus