Bourgy Awards Season 2
Last December we had our first annual Bourgies, which went off pretty well when you consider there were no trophies or acceptance speeches.
But, it was a bit hectic trying to cram everything into a few days of voting, so this time we are preparing early with a half-season edition. And that’s exactly what it is, just a mid-season appreciation and we’ll take what happens year to the 2nd annual edition of The Bourgies.
Now that that’s settled, what we need from you are suggestions… suggestions for nominees and categories; but we have to limit ourselves to shows which began in 2009. (see picture for an example)
This time I won’t limit you to any particular set of VH1 shows; it’s up to you. But, off the top of ‘Matic’s head, the shows we are looking at are Rock Of Love Bus, Tool Academy, I Love Money 2, For The Love Of Ray J, Daisy Of Love, Charm School 3 and New York Goes To Work
However, if you like, we can give a special exception to Bad Girls.
So, that’s that. Much thanks to Lenny for the fantastic banner.
$MOST OUTSPOKEN!$
KIKI
SAAPHYRI
BUCKWILD
BAY BAY BAY
FAKEST.
so many of them…. can’t name them all.
What about SoHood? For most out spoken
“Diamond in the ruff” – you know, the best looking girl that doesn’t know it or show it.
Prancer
Maybe like K.O.. Prancer’s a good one. But there’s got to be someone who doesn’t play up their looks. I’m drawing a blank.
How about kristyjo, or maybe destiny
http://www.flavaflav.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/prancer-nude-bw-01.jpg
$NO COMMENT$
NIKKI/DJ LADY TRIBE
LEILENE
B.STARR
FLIPPER
$ALSO NOMINATE THIS YEAR AS THE YEAR OF THE QUITTERS!! L0L FROM HALF OF DAISY DUDES TO 2 FAVES FROM CHARM SCHOOL 2 NY GIVING UP ON HER TASK QUTTING IS THE THING TO DO NOW ON VH1!$
SO true!
$YEA THIS IS THE TREND OF THE SEASON AWARD!$
Best own
TM alliance getting 20, BW and Heat in the box
Farrah and Ashley owning Melissa at the Reunion
Bay Bay Bay at group threapy
DOL guys eliminating themselves
Biggest pervert
Bret
Ray J
It
Riki Rachtman
IT L0L$
Good category! IT wins!
Worst show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6iguRoYkP8
It’s a tie between DOL and NYGTW
Biggest Lames
Taya
Mindy
T-Weed
Riki Rachtman
Buddha
TAYA!! 0R MINDY
T-Weed.
Ewww.
$IM BETTER THAN U ALL/HOLIER THAN THOU AWARD!$
BUDDHA
TAYA
UNIQUE
CASHMERE
B.STARR THINKS SHE IS
Steupz should post the Bourgy Awards (posters version) now.
Ok.
Alright.
Most “Oh No She Didn’t” moment.
Megan telling Sharon the only thing she’s done is watch Ozzy’s brain turn into a vegetable
Buckwild pouring water on Myamee’s weave.
Beverley snatching Brittaney up
Brittaney calling Natasha out on only being there for being black.
LOL THAT’S GOOD!
Brittanya spitting on Heather.
DJ Lady Tribe taking a shout out of Gia. hahaha
Those are good. I like those.
Most “Oh No She Didn’t” moment.
Megan telling Sharon the only thing she’s done is watch Ozzy’s brain turn into a vegetable
Buckwild pouring water on Myamee’s weave.
Beverley snatching Brittaney up
Brittaney calling Natasha out on only being there for being black.
Brittanya Spitting On Heather
DJ lady tribe taking a shot out of Gia. (Didn’t Gia take the shot though?)
Adding One More: Danger saying she wanted to kill the other girls in the house.
Nah it was Lady Tribe taking the shot. Gia was the one on the counter.
So I read your lame-ass comebacks.
“you need check yourself to therepy you delusional psychotic cunt.”
First of all, the only cunt here is you. Secondly, stop acting like I’m into you, because I’m not a dyke or into guys who look like girls. Sowee. Third, you’re the asshole needs therapy. You seriously need it. I think you’re a very disturbed guy who seriously needs help.
I’ll pray for you though. I’ll keep you in my prayers. Seriously, I will. I will pray every night, and hope to Jesus that he would have mercy of your soul.
*yawn* you’re boring me Ronald.
Why don’t you 2 drop the act? You’re both, umm how do I put this, insanely hot! Just face it, Corey, you’re into her, and V, you’re into him! So obvi! I will pay for the wedding when I get rich! Promise!
You know what, I thought the same, but I think it’s way past that at this point, at least from her side.
It’s cute though is it not?
You’re fucking lame, tbh.
I know. I’m lame too. But I just want to see you 2 end the fighting in a hot, sweaty kiss! LOL!
CJ, you’re not lame.
<3
<3 u more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ
Thanks for calling me lame, Ashley style too.
I don’t think so. I think that’s cliché.
How is it even possible to be into someone online who’s honestly not even THAT good-looking. I’m not even kidding.
What-everrrrrrr! Rod, it’s so sweet how they doth protest too much!
It’s possible. Not kidding. You don’t always have to date the hottest girl or guy to love them more that the hottest guy or girl.
Attraction can and will only get you so far, personality is what carries you the rest of the way. Much to learn this padawan has.
Thanks, Steve Ward.
While I like his insight, he comes off very douchy to me. Thanks for calling me a douche. I was channeling Yoda but…
HEYYY! I like Steve! He gives great advice!
Well, I’m sorry.
I wasn’t trying to be a bitch.
Anyways, what you said is VERY true.
With Corey, ugh, he’s just some douche online who has a shitty personality. I just get annoyed when people tease me with that shit.
You’re not a bitch.
I actually think you & Corey fighting is therapeutic. It can help you release some of your anger.
Where is everyone?
Out! Which is where I’d like to be or will be. Still only 11:30 out here on the BLANK coast.
It’s 2:47 here, but I still want to go out!
Let’s go! I’ll pick you up in 10 minutes, be outside!
Aiight! Just gotta grab my earrings, freshen my lipgloss & put on my pumps!
Ooooh! I like pumps! You know how to use ‘em?
of course!
You’re naughty!
Hurry up! Where are you???
LOL! You crazy CJ. If you lived close enough….
I’m only a hop, skip, and 3 time zones away!
I’m so bored I just watched like five episodes of general hospital and now there’s no more available on ABC.com
I was looking for Skins. V, I need you! Where are the eps?
Queen Of Vh1
Ashley (ROLB / CS)
Taya (ROLB)
Megan Hauserman (Cs2 / MWAM) – Still Counts, Fell into 2009.
Buckwild (ILM2)
New York (NYGTW)
Danger (FTLORJ)
Daisy (DOL)
$NEW YORK ALREADY WON SHE GOT MRE THAN THEM ALL!$
New York will always be the Vh1 Queen.
The Biggest Cry babies
Heat ILM2
Mindy ROLB
KO RCOL
Danger FTLORJ
New York NYGTW
You forgot Leileine. I think that’s how you spell her name.
Tila’s begging for people to send her free stuff
that makes me sick.
I don’t even understand what she’s asking for. What is a glo-worm? Is that like a sex toy? lol
It’s a little worm that lights up and plays music, my daughter has one, it’s her favorite toy.
Just pisses me off, I’m having to sell some of my daughter’s stuff and my stuff to save up for her birthday and we got rich bitches like Tila asking for handouts.
That sucks. Tila’s a bitch, just know you’re way better than her in every way.
Thanks, that’s all I needed to hear!
Yeah she really is a spoiled bitch.
BEST FIGHT:
1)Saaphiry Vs. Buddha
2)Beverly Vs. Brittany
3)Kayla Vs. Amber M.
4)Shawn Vs. Josh & Mastuflex
5)Marcia Vs. Ashley
6)Brittanya Vs. Heather
7)Natasha Vs. Kelsey
8)Megan Vs. Sharon
9)So Hood Vs. Marcia
10) The Fab Five Vs. Amber M.
FAVORITE VILLAIN:
1)Buckwild(I Love Money 2)
2)Ashley(Rock Of Love Bus)
3)Kayla(Bad Girls Club 3)
4)Shawn(Tool Academy)
5)BayBayBay(Charm School 3)
6)Saaphiry(I Love Money 2)
7)Arian(Tough Love)
8)The Ambers(Bad Girls Club 3)
MOST ANNOYING PERSON:
1)Ailea(Bad Girls Club 3)
2)Celebrity(Tool Academy)
3)Heat(I Love Money 2)
4)The Entertainer(I Love Money 2)
5)Buckwild(I Love Money 2)
6)Saaphiry(I Love Money 2)
7)Ricki Rachtman(Daisy Of Love)
8)Whitney(Bad Girls Club 3)
9)Arian(Tough Love)
10)Taylor(Tough Love)
HOTTEST FEMALE:
1)Myammeey
2)Brittanya
3)So Hood
4)Ashley
5)Farrah
6)Ashley(Bad Girls Club 3)
7)Tiffany(Bad Girls Club 3)
8)Abiola(Tough Love)
9)BayBayBay
10)Taya
HOTTEST MALE:
1)Buddha
2)The Entertainer
3)Mastuflex
4)London
5)Flipper
6)Heat
7)The Sweetish Tripplets(DOL)
8)Flex
9)20 Pack
10)12 Pack
BIGGEST MENTAL BREAKDOWN:
1)Tamara(I Love Money 2)
2)Gia(Charm School 3)
3)So Hood(Charm School 3)
4)Farrah(Charm School 3)
5)Beverly(Rock Of Love Bus & CS3)
6)Flipper(Daisy Of Love)
7)Whitney(Bad Girls Club)
8)Tommy(Tool Academy)
9)Shawn(Tool Academy)
10)Ailea(Bad Girls Club 3)
BEST SHOW OF 2009:
1)DAISY OF LOVE
2)CHARM SCHOOL 3
3)NEW YORK GOES TO WORK
4)BAD GIRLS CLUB 3
5)TOOL ACADEMY
6)TOUGH LOVE
AWESOME! Hi Baby! You’re SUCH a fucking Genius!
I’m going to smoke what’s left of my blunt & go to bed. Steupz is going to be so proud of us in the morning!
OMG CJ, You smoke blunts??
DEAD!!!
Only when my son is in bed, or gone!
I know, I’m a bad role model.
LOL. Naughty girl!
I know, right? And I’m about to go upstairs & get smacked in the face with a you-know-what! LOL!
I’m leaving this blog, you guys, and never posting or commenting.
Bye!
For good, by the way.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Why?
OMG now I feel like Brandon!
Well, I’m just kidding.
I wasn’t gunna leave forever. I was just gunna go to bed, and say that I was kidding the next morning.
Ugh, can’t sleep, though.
You better be kidding V! I would miss you!
YAY! THERE WILL BE NO LEAVING FOR YOU!
This reminds me of a song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kzO-TRUV-g
Oh, you too. <3
I’m not leaving.
Hmm… where’s rod1mus. I hope he sees my apology.
Most Infamous Moment:
Skunkgate (DOL)
Chicago Larry (FTLRJ)
Blondtourage attacks Mindy & Taya with salsa (ROLB)
Kiki getting expelled (CS3)
Aida enters the Acadmey and Jaimee leaves (TA)
Saaphyri’s fake fainting (ILM2)
The girls get kicked out of 3 clubs in one night(BGC3)
Most Unfair Elimination:
Tommy (TA)
Chardonnay (FTLRJ)
Beverly (ROLB)
Professor (DOL)
Heat (ILM2)
Most Likely to Hang Out with:
Angelique (ILM2)
Bonez (ILM2)
Tiffany (BG3)
The Ambers (BG3)
Rob (TA)
Matsuflex (TA)
Mindy (ROLB)
Marcia (ROLB)
Big Rig (DOL)
Flex (DOL)
Lil B (FTLRJ)
Cashmere (FTLRJ)
Stryker (CS3)
Risky (CS3)
Biggest Idiot:
Brooklyn (DOL)
Margo (TA)
Nikki (ROLB)
Gia (CS3)
Ice (ILM2)
London (DOL)
Stilts (FTLRJ)
Tool Box (DOL)
Mr Rogers Kicks Ass!
I used to watch it as a kid. Some of the dolls kind of freaked me out though.
Lady Elaine’s very creepy.
Did u see what V wrote to you? 3 comments up.
That bridge has been burned. No going back I’m afraid. My only fault.
Ugh, well that blows.
I feel like dancing like this. But not in like a strip club with a bunch of random guys. Like, privately in my house or like give one to a boyfriend. Lmao.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Xh0iafCCY
<3 Grindhouse!
Is it me, or does Rose McGowan bear a slight resemblance to Leighton Meester? (Blair Waldorf)
Hmmm… a liiiittle.
Ok party people! I’m going to leave you all tonight, but not without a proper farewell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVM_qML6KIE
Goodbye my little friend!
Sadly, I have never seen that movie.
You have to watch it at least once. There are certain movies that fall into the criteria of “Movies to watch before I die”, and this is one of them. Not to say this is the greatest movie ever, but some films, whether bad or good require a viewing.
ROD1MUS
Are you gunna ignore me foreva?
He can’t. It’s impossible. You’re an A-List Celebrity!
Yeah, there are a bunch of movies like that which I still haven’t seen. Like the Godfather movies. Never seen those. haha I’m odd.
Now you HAVE to see The Godfather. I highly recommend Part 1 & Part 2; Part 3 was really odd & creepy to me.
I’ve installed FIREFOX! YEA!