Bourgy Reality TV Awards
So CJ and Matic have gone through the half-year awards post with a rat-tail comb (only black women can fully utilize that sort of weapon) and have agreed on 18 categories thus far:
- Biggest loudmouth
- Hottest contestant (male or female)
- Best reality star
- Best reality show
- Biggest bitch
- Best fight
- Most unfair elimination
- Best fake couple
- Biggest whore
- Best rivals
- Best quote
- Biggest hot mess
- Biggest epic fail moment
- Best group/friends/alliance
- Breakout star
- Worst hair
- Worst fake boobs
- Why are you on the show (most irrelevant person/contestant)
Now, what we need is for you to repeat or add your suggestions for nominees. If you’ve never commented before, have a go.
I’ll start… my nomination for best quote is New York’s “Maxi pads, don’t fail me now”, after the trainer answers her question that the animal can smell blood.
Notes:
These aren’t the final categories, but I doubt more than two won’t make the final half-year poll.
Only these shows can be considered, Bad Girls, Rock Of Love Bus, Tool Academy, I Love Money 2, For The Love Of Ray J, Daisy Of Love, Charm School 3, Tough Love and New York Goes To Work. (RCOL and CS2 are from two thousand and late; so try not to mention them)
[Picture Credit: Lenny]
Had a call, sorry, it’s Friday night and drunk women call me all night long.
What’s your name?
Rod1mus.
Typical lame response from you.
*sigh*
Thanks, I strive to be lame.
I know, but u need to tell em to step the fuck off because u got that good-good right here!
You wouldn’t believe the calls I get.
Ex’s calling to tell me they still love me.
Girlfriends trying to get a midnight snack.
And the worst are girls who dont know me but call and say “I’m a friend of Jessica and she said you’re good in bed, can we hook up for the night?”
That’s when you just have to cut some girls loose. I guess I should be lucky, but it sure does suck sometimes.
wow…
At this rate, I’m going to turn gay.
I have a friend. He’s into leather, tho. Are you a bottom? If so, you’re not his type.
Hahahahaha!
So do I
http://galleries.ebonybbwporno.com/fhg/fat_black/bbbw_6_scene1/46.mpg
sometimes
LOL! NSFW so don’t even click on it if you’re there!
lol my hubby – “she got chin checked”
That’s not you is it?
Could be if you come over.
I’m packing a little more than that guy. Can you handle?
I thought you wanted to start sharing sex tapes, hahahahaha!
I’m a sword swallower. No gag reflex. LOL! I heard that somewhere. A movie or something.
No that’s not me. I wish I was her size tho! You oughta see the thighs on that lady!
lol. dats sure cum line cj. lol. and dats sum skill. lol.
Lame. You’re so lameeee.
I know I am. I’m going to work on that, lil sis.
I wasn’t replying to you, CJ!
I know, I need to butt out.
LOL! I’m kidding!
CJ, give me an e-mail address. I want to send you something.
just click on my name, and send me a message. It’ll let u.
I’ll send you something through my fake account.
Ooh, secrets.
We have many. I saw Rod’s face before.
Nice.
Sent you a message.
I got it!
New one sent.
Wow, you have a LOT going for you! DAAAAAAAAAMN! It’s like THAT?
DAAAAAAAAAMMMNN!
Ok, I’m done!
Thanks, you too. Let me know if you can see the second one, it’s acting dumb.
Only because you’re the coolest chick CJ. Have an early Merry Christmas!
THAAAAAANK YOU! DAYUM! YOU are NO JOKE.
DAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUMMMMM!
Making me blush!
making me wet
Then it’s time to slide.
*You run. You slide. You hit the bump and take a dive!
lol. u have cj basically speechless, must have sent her suttin real good. lol.
AYE!
lol. my virgin ears r being covered. jajajaja
Scariest/Best Horror Movies:
- The Exorcist – I would never watch this again. I watched it when I was young, and it disturbed the fuck out of me. It’s cause I’m Catholic, so I believe in that shit and I was so scared that it would happen to me. I was scarred.
- [REC] – This is probably the most suspenseful movie ever.
- Jacob’s Ladder – Fucking disturbing.
- Suspiria
I love ‘Scream’. It’s not scary, but I love it to death. I could watch it over and over. It’s iconic.
OMG, I forgot ‘The Shining’ and ‘It’.
Those 2!!!
Let The Right One In
Halloween
Damn, I cant think of many at the moment.
I forgot about…
- The Thing
- Evil Dead 1 & 2
- Dawn of the Dead (original one)
Aaahh, I feel like watching a bunch of scary movies now. With a buddy.
OMFG, has anyone seen ‘The Audition’? It’s an Asian film.
OMFG, the torture scene is probably the most goriest shit ever.
Yes; what the fuck was in that bag? I still couldn’t figure that shit out after watching the movie all the way through
It’s a guy she tortured and held captive.
She vomits on a dog bowl and feeds it to him. *loses my mind*
I musta missed that part. But I did see where she cut his ankles w/wire & shit. Man that movie was so innocent at first!
Red Rose freaked me out but House of 1000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects gave me freaky nightmares
I like Rob’s stuff. His stuff isn’t very popular, but I dig his style.
rob zombie?
Yes.
yeah, ive seen his stuff..and a few things has made me turn my face away.
I fucking love those two movies! They weren’t really scary though, but yeah, like Rod said, his style is good.
I thought HO1C was better, though.
Za Ginnipigu. It’s banned here in the states but that shit is off the chain!!!
and sorry i was mia 4 a bit, rod isnt d only 1 who gets drunken fone calls. hehe.
lol, naughty! naughty!
You ever see A Clockwork Orange Massie?
http://horror.com.pl/filmy/recka.php?id=173
I liked that movie. Way too unrealistically gory.
Have you seen ‘Battle Royale’?
Yep. Good. Forgot that one!
I love Guinea Pig movies, because real people died! KICKASS!
they finally have it on surfthechannel, so ill b watchin it later 2day.
I’ll understand if you don’t like it. Not for everyone.
lol. dats not a great intro for a film. hehe
I’m calling it a night. Watching The Hangover tomorrow morning so I needs my sleep. Later gals.
Alright sexy! Good night!
Nite Rod, i wanna know d review 4 dat 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZJW2gGJvM
Click this only if you have a solid stomach
lol. dat doesnt sound very inviting. lol.
OMG, I’M TOO SCARED TO LOOK AT IT. I’m like alone and I saw only saw like 10 seconds of it, but the music’s scaring me.
How bad is it?
oh, it really sucks because they show the beginning, which is similar to Audition, you know something’s going to happen but they don’t show it until much later! I forgot about that 10 minute thingy on Youtube.
Hell, I’ll just post the end!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oQuBK0PC1g&feature=related
Yep these movies aren’t allowed to be shown; I’m surprised they’re on Youtube. I know they can’t be sold here. Real people were killed. Charlie Sheen made a stink over them.
i couldnt even click on it, with dat intro she give. lol. sounds like id throw up.
Oh the end is awesome. You don’t see much killing, just the aftermath! Gore FTW!
I don’t get it.
What’s the story/ending about?
Dude falls in love with a mermaid he found in a manhole. Starts going psycho. Chops her up, and pulls her unborn baby out of her stomach. Pretty mild, compared to some of the other Guinea Pig movies.
I’mma watch it.
This is my favorite! Watch this trailer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkZuoDqGDyY
To be honest, I doubt real people were killed but it makes it even creepier if we assume they were!
Good morning everyone!
Khi I am glad you are back! We missed you!
Good morning all!
Whats new today?
For best quote, this one from Ashley needs to be there:
“People puke, and they poop their pants. I’ll puke on your mom. Your mom loves it.”
I mean, her whole confessional during that elimination (Kelsey’s) was just fantastic. The People who eat Basil are Lame scream, “I can’t even spell elimination”, etc.
# Best rivals ::::: Jennavecia vs Tanisha