Matic’s Charm School 3 Recap: Eeny Meeny Miny KO
The episode opens with KO talking to Bay Bay Bay about her life. She reveals she was raped and both of them start crying.
Bay Bay Bay is in utter shock about what she’s hearing but wants KO to stop feeling sorry for herself.
The next morning Marcia wakes up and exercises. She feels good, she says, because she didn‘t drink the night before. Later, the girls go to the great hall to learn about their 6th commandment “Thou shalt pull it together”.
There, Stryker introduces life-coach Mark E. Stevens who talks about setting goals. He tells the girls to write what they want to do with their lives but Brittanya is confused about the lesson (What the hell is so confusing about what‘s important in your life? Either you know or you don‘t know; it‘s just that simple).
You Gotta Have A Life To Have A Life Coach
Mark then asks the girls… Ashley says she wants to be a nurse and should probably go back to school to do it (Nursing may be a better alternative considering she‘s not that great at stripping)
KO says she wants to start a charity for foster kids. Bubbles rattles off a list of widely assorted goals and believes they are all possible to attain.
Risky says she wants to be able to open up more. Bay Bay Bay says she wants to be a singer and an actress, then sings, (and she actually doesn‘t have a terrible voice).
Stryker tells the girls to prepare for their next challenge and ends the lesson.
The girls ride the bus until they arrive at a daycare-center and learn the challenge is to build a playground set. Ricki selects Bubbles and Marcia to be Team Captains. Bubbles gets to decide whether she wants to have 2 or 3 other girls on her team and she decides to choose KO and Bay Bay Bay to be on her team. Marcia will lead a team with Brittanya, Ashley and Risky.
The girls have trouble putting their tool belts but they eventually begin the challenge.
Bay Bay Bay gets confused at the directions (Why are directions to put together stuff for kids always the hardest things to comprehend?). Marcia decides to give each girl a different task to build different things but Risky thinks that’s a bad idea. Marcia’s team is working diligently but KO’s team begins to catch up quickly; however Ricki notes that she places one of the beams incorrectly.
It’s getting dark and Ricki makes everyone stop working. Ricki tells the girls that nobody will be safe from elimination since nobody finished the challenge.
Damn KO, You Should Be On Dr. Phil
Later the girls are all invited to have dinner with Ricki. At dinner, Marcia talks about how difficult it is to not drink. Bay Bay Bay wonders how difficult childbirth would be and tries to ask Ricki about her experience with it but the story of KO’s mother dying at childbirth comes up. Afterwards, KO begins to dominate the conversation which annoys Ashley (It‘s annoying me too because I‘ve heard this story like 5 times already).
Ricki then makes everyone select who they would want to win if it couldn’t be themselves. Bay Bay Bay and Risky want KO to win. Marcia wants Bubbles to win. Brittanya and Ashley choose each other to win and KO feels Risky deserves to win.
The dinner ends and the girls decide to drink…well everyone except Marcia. KO tries to offer Marcia alcohol and Marcia gets mad and goes upstairs. KO is extremely drunk and she blurts out that her mom died having a heart attack which makes Ashley and Marcia feel that KO is a liar because she told Ricki at dinner that she didn‘t know why her mom died.
Later KO walks around holding her chest but the other girls just think she’s drunk so they help her try to go to bed.
In the morning, Brittanya goes to check on KO and KO says she’s still having chest pains and she goes to the hospital. Marcia is still pissed at KO offering her alcohol and Marcia and Ashley think she’s lying about her heart condition. Risky tells Marcia and Ashley that she didn’t know about any of KO’s issues or stories on RCOL (You didn’t know about KO’s issues because I and everyone else didn’t realize you were on RCOL until after KO got eliminated) and feels that KO may be lying to gather attention or sympathy.
Bay Bay Bay decides to go talk to Ricki about KO. Bay Bay Bay tells Ricki about how KO keeps changing her stories to get attention and tells her that KO is at the hospital. To not seem like a snitch, Bay Bay Bay offers to give Ricki the option to send her home if she feels someone else is more deserving to stay (What the hell kind of twisted logic is that?)
Eliminations
KO returns, just as the girls are getting dressed for elimination. The girls are all called to detention to vote and KO, Risky and Marcia are all voted to the carpet. Risky is confused (As am I; but she did vote for Bubbles previously) about Bubbles voting for her while KO doesn’t understand why all the girls have suddenly turned on her.
At elimination Ricki asks KO why she’s been gone and KO says she had a cardiac block and assures Ricki that she’s fine (WTF?)
Ricki feels something is amiss and Marcia speaks up. She talks about how KO offered her a drink and KO says it was a joke while Stryker is appalled that KO would do something like that. KO, Marcia and Risky come down to the carpet and Ricki is surprised at who’s been voted to the Bottom 3.
Ricki asks KO why she thinks she’s there and KO feels that her joke towards Marcia is why she’s there. Marcia doesn’t really want to say anything to KO but Risky calls KO out on her differing stories.
KO begins to cry about not having insurance and comes up with another story about how she was diagnosed with her heart condition at age 21 (Seriously? How can anyone feel sorry for her now. This is pathetic).
Bay Bay Bay begins to feel really bad for KO. Ricki is extremely confused about what she wants to do because she feels that none of girls on the carpet deserve to go home, so she asks Bay Bay Bay if she still wants to give up her spot. Risky obviously doesn’t want Bay Bay Bay to give up her spot and continues to shake her head in disagreement but Bay Bay Bay agrees to eliminate herself to save the other three girls.
Ricki ushers KO to go thank Bay Bay Bay for her actions and KO goes up to tell Bay Bay Bay that everything she’s said wasn’t a lie and that she wants to eliminate herself to save Bay Bay Bay (You know what, they should just let her go home considering this would be the first time KO actually went home after trying to quit).
The deans are absolutely stunned at this turn of events and the episode ends with everyone uncertain of who is going home.
Brittanya Uncensored
Mindy and Taya Uncensored
True Blood's Alcide
The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder
Hot Wings In Jail
Real World New Orleans Police Report
$RICKI IZ A DUM AZZ WASHEDUP BYTCH!$
Ricki is a stupid bitch! If I was Bay I would’ve spat on her, seriously. Call me classless and disgusting, idc.
$NO SPIT I WOULD HAVE PULLED DAT HO DOWN DIN ATTACKED EVERY HO I AINT LIKE!$
LMFAO AT NEW YORK GOES TO WORK!!!!!
.
HER JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
They made her a pretty clown which sucks!!!
$DAT BYTCH STILL UGLY L0L$
u have to be a loser and a disgusting human being to have kiki picture as ur icon u r hundred times worse than kiki i also bet u have a picture of the devil as ur screen saver
lol
lol .. are you serious right now ? comparing a TV character to the devil ?
Hahaha, by that same logic I can assume you’re a nobody with no identity.
$KIKI AINT NO DEVIL U FACELESS BYTCH GET DA FUCK OUT HURR STARTINN DUM SHXT#
Fucking wack ass!!!! JAKE IS SUCH A FAGGOT NAME!!
How was this episode?
I can guess…
bad.
It was pretty good, not fantastic, but good. But they need to do something to spice things up.
Boring and really stupid. Especially towards the end.
Why even act like Bay Bay Bay was wronged because Ricki called her on her bluff? She offered herself like a dumbass sheep. It was obvious that KO should go home. However Ricki acts like she wants to keep everyone except Bay Bay Bay and Brittanya. I feel like she would have pulled the same shit if Ashley and Bubbles were on the carpet with KO instead of Risky and Marcia.
For some reason she tries her best to save Ashley & Bubblz, my guess is the producers are telling her to do that for ratings.
The ratings for this show aren’t that much better than DOL’s ratings so whatever idea they had about that failed.
Exactly! Not to mention Ashley is boring as ever.
$B!!TCH L0L$
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/06/cs3_6_gif3.gif
Tranny vampire looking ass bitch.
Ashley scared of going home so she’s all boring & quit now which is wack.
Charm school was okay; KO’s explanation made sense because doctors do diagnose people with w/e if they aren’t getting paid a relative amount. it isn’t like KO told everyone different stories either.
Bayx3 shouldnh have offered her spot to leave. Marcia needs 2 get over that and it’s funny how she’s so mad at KO but dey were never really friends. now all of a sudden she’s back talking to Ashley………..
i think Bubbles may have tried for strategy and voted for Risky because she did vote 4 her da other nite w/o a valid reason(which is da same thing Bubbles jus did)
$CS0 NO BUBBLES L0L$
BayBayBay was trying to kiss ass and it backfired. But what pissed me off is how Ricki gonna put her fucking head down when K.O. gave Bay her pen.
She was trying to cover her ass to not seem like a snitch. If her ass was so fucking concerned and felt sooooooooooo sorry for KO then she wouldn’t have ran her ass in Ricki’s office telling all that shit and she wouldn’t have voted for KO in detention.
u have to be a loser and a disgusting human being to have kiki picture as ur icon u r hundred times worse than kiki i also bet u have a picture of the devil as ur screen saver douche bag
lol @ Bubbles & strategy in the same sentence!
Bubblz is 23 years old and still goes to day care. Even IT has her beat.
$A DUMB AZZ BITCH$
how yuh know?????
she may work @ a daycare; trynna give her da BOD
but on the other hand; dey could’ve thought of something better to kick KO off for instead of using Marcia’s excuse
It was a joke.
Aww CSO tryna give bubbles the benefit of the doubt! So nice! Bubbles is an idiot tho. I thought I’d giv her a chance because we all have our moments but her life is a blonde moment.
$L0L MY BOI HAS A SOFT SPOT 4 DA DUMM AZZ L0L$
Fortunatly Bubblz has a soft head…
lol! hahaha!
LEAVE BUBBLES ALONE!!!!!!!!!(in chris crocker voice)lol
$L0L UHH$
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/06/cs3_6_gif3.gif
Wow, the girls are really trying to gain up on KO, huh? Geez, Marcia, it was a joke, get over it. I’m sure if you actually grabbed it, she would’ve tried to stop you. And about the whole mom/childbirth/heart thing, is it really hard to believe KO’s mom had some sort of heart problem and died while in birth? Maybe she just didn’t want to discuss that.
LOL @ the tubby kid on NYGTW!
NYGTW was funny today, the most funniest ep since the first imo.
The best episode , so far . I loved how she flipped out , like , YOU AINT GONNA GIMME MY FUCKING MONEY TODAY ?! lol .. She better be a fast food worker , next week .
Khicago is in the MotherFuckin’ House!
I don’t think Bubbles is dumb, at all. We all know she’s one of the most educated on these shows.
She’s just naive in the English-speaking world, and she doesn’t exactly know how to say the right words in English.
The accent doesn’t help either!
$SHES A DUMB AZZ BYTCH WITH A DUMB AZZ VOICE N I DNT LIKE HER DUMB AZZ AZZ L0L$
$PLUS SHE GOT THE NASTY AZZ SHXT ON HER MOUTH$
J-WORKS datz blasphemy yuh dont dare spread dose lies lol; she is annoying at times but honestly yuh cant really HATE her because she’s harmless…………..plus i honestly believe dat whomever touched her wen she wuz younger may have ultimately screwed her head up depending on how bad it wuz………..ok im gettin n mah feelinz lol
Dang u really krushin on Bubbles ain’t u?
$LOL I DNT HATE BUBBLES U KNO I DNT SHES JUS ANNOYING NO HATE JUSS ANNOYANCE LOL I DNT WANT HER DEAD L0L$
No crush on her; i just hate to c sum1 get picked on and dey wont stand up for themself………….yuh know da underdogs
$L0L AWW SOFT SIDE SHOWIN BRUH L0L WELL NO HATE TOWARDS HER BUT DUM AZZ PEOPLE WHO MAKE NO SENSE N ARENT FUNNY ANNOY ME N DEY GET SNAPPED 0N LOL PET PEEVE$
BUBBLZ NEEDS HER ASS BEAT! Thats all her dumb ass needs.
LOL WTF!!!
$L0L A HARD AZZ SLAP 1 TYME$
J Work that sounds naughty. You better leave her alone; CSO is gonna come for you!
$4 MY MYAMMEE YES 4 DUM H0 NO N NAWW LOL HE KNOS MY VIEWS$
LOLs! Belly hurtin! Hahahaha!
That bitch is naive in more ways than one! SHE IS DUMB! She has the mind of a fucking mentally challenged four year old.
She’s a doink. College don’t teach you common sense.
Damn, ya’ll are cold-blooded, bahaha.
I would like to see New York work as a Bomb Remover.
And she would what? Remove shit from yo ass?
Don’t say shit to me bitch!
Fuck yeah. Let’s team up on his ass. He is a pisser.
He’s a fucking dumb ass nigga who needs to stfu. Not my fault he was dumped by his blow up doll.
LMMFAO!!!!
Wack ass freak.
I know rite? Arrrrrgh! Pissin me off! Don’t try to hide from me; I ain’t lookin fo ya! Damnit!
you girls crack me up.
stfu lover.
I’ll crack your face up. You’re in the CHI, we can throw down any time.
Not my New York. I don’t want her to die. I just want her to return to her old self.
She kinda did on NYGTW’s last episode
Lmfao.
One of the task should be snipping off the wires to set the bomb off, and she could only guess. And if she gets it wrong, it’ll explode.
A celebreality version of SAW!!!
OMFGGGGGGG.
That would make my dreams come true.
Megan for the first episode!
didnt we throw dat idea out dere for a minute………dat wouldnt b half bad if all dese people were actors or actresses
how would everyone die……….i’ll start with Ashley
puts on lipgloss dat has poison inside of it; the antidote lies inside of a brunette hair dyeing kit
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Let’s start making ideas!!!
Or Celebreality Final Destination!
Ashley gets her hair caught in a motor cart engine!
who else needs 2 die cuz its obvious da Megan is locked in a tanning bed and all she needs to do to survive is UNLOCK it!!!!!!
Bubblz gets hit by a truck.
20 Pack gets his penis ripped off by a pitbull.
LMFAO. I’m re-imagining the tanning bed death scene (FD3) with Brandi C. and Megan!
DEAD AT V!!!
Myammee gets her weave caught in a truck shredder.
THE HORSE AT THE CARNIVAL PULLED HER TO NEAR DEATH
Angelique gets impaled on a stripper pole.
I tried to ditch CJ in the other post. Is she here?
::ducks::
Shut up.
Aww phuck.
You……..arrrgh.
So’kay CL, I’ll be your fwiend.
::kicks dirt:: Mmmokay, V. Thanks.
fuck you dammit.
more sex talk, huh? how original. ::giggles::
FUCK YOU with a METAL CROWBAR!
No, you’ll prolly like it
*HUGS*!
Lil Sis we’re havin a lover’s quarrel got dammit; stay out of this! LOL!
*HUGS*!
Phuckin CJ in the middle of our *HUGS*! and shit.
I’ll merk u!
You know you <3 him!
I do but he gets on my NERVES sometimes!!!
You can’t stay mad at him. :p
Let’s all just *HUGS*!
HE AIN’T GETTIN NO HUG FROM ME. AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHXT I JUST WENT THROUGH? AW HELL NAW!
I LOVE NATASHA sooooooo MUCH!
I fucking love her now!
VH1′S BADDEST CHICK!!!
Nahh.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2larjg4.jpg
Irv Gotti looks like a potato.
do one of dose side by side pix with him and Mr. Potato Head
I don’t know how to do that shit.
The dumb bastard
CL?
Naw. Irv Gotti
Yo Matic! You still here? I need you to run some numbers for me on NYGTW
I GOT CUSTODY OF BOURGY; YOU GET THE KIDS.
LMAO!!!
U lyin because they don’t come out til tomorrow AND U KNOW THIS MAAAAAN.
The ones for last week don’t come out until tomorrow. The ones for tonight won’t be out until next week.
Great. Thanks for showing. Hey, I was wondering whether or not you have seen or heard of any data as it relates to the numbers of folks actually voting on NY getting a bonus or not.
THAT SHIT DON’T MATTER BECAUSE IT’S ALL PREDETERMINED.
CJ, my dearest. Are you sure about the call-ins not mattering much?
I CAN PRETTY CONFIDENTLY SAY YES THAT IS BULLSHXT/THOSE CALLS REALLY DON’T MEAN ANYTHING IF U ASK ME
Nice Chris Tucker impersonation, CJ. Uhh.. can you do Patrick Swayze and be ghost up outta this mafugga?
UM WHY DON’T YOU DO DEEP THROAT AGAIN BABY? YOU WERE SO GOOD AT IT WITH SAM THE BUTCHER LAST NIGHT.
::crickets::
SHUT UP YA BOOGER NOSE BITCH!
DON’T MAKE ME REACH BACK. I WILLO GO GRADE SCHOOL ON DAT ASS!
Uhhh…. I’m sorry. Were you thinking that I was interested in mundane numbers such as those of Nielsen?
::smh::
::when will she learn?::
When will you learn to stop being such an asshole?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. LET’S MUNCH RUGS, BABY.
Uhh… E.A. Now you know I would not be stepping to you all salty, in case you thought my comment about “learn” was for you when it was for CJ.
In fact, why would I insult you when I need to CONsult you?
Anyway, whaddya know?
NOTICED HOW HE EMBOLDENED THE CON PART. DON’T BELIEVE THIS SHIFTY ASS MUFUGGA, EA!
CJ, you are seriously throwing static.
Matic, I do wish to know, sincerely.
YOU CAME ON THE THREAD TALKIN BOUT HIDING FROM SUMBODY FUCK THAT GO HIDE BE THE FUCK GONE MUFUGGA YA HEARD?
I don’t believe either one of y’all.
LOL! I KNOW. YOU’RE WATCHING A BEAUTIFUL THING COME TO AN END RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
Matic, on the real.
I think the numbers of the folks calling are interesting if the numbers are out there, as it represents another stream of revenue and secondary ratings, if you will.
I don’t know anything about how many people actually vote for that. I don’t even watch that garbage show. I think anyone actually spending a dollar to vote on that garbage is an idiot or just a gang of teenagers and pre-teens who make everything for people who don’t think like them lame.
Cool, Miggidy Matic. Thanks for taking my inquiry seriously.
I’d ask if we could be friends, but I won’t waste my time. LOL.
No, on the real. Thanks.
Matic: ” “
The extras for this week’s episode show who gets sent home. Just like I said it’s K.O., and she walks out as the judges try talking to her, and LaLa gets pissed.
Glad to see Lala getting pissed, this show is officially over.
That was so fucking confusing.
Veronica & CSO, the plot for Celebreality Final Destination:
Vh1 star, Brittanya O’Campo, has a terrifying premonition that the fancy hotel she and her fellow VH1 co-stars are staying at, will explode, killing everyone inside. She begins freaking out and warns her friends that they must leave the vicinity as soon as possible. As soon as the group gets outside, the hotel explodes, killing several other people who were left inside. A few days later, the group learns that a gas leak inside the hotel is what triggered the explosion. Glad to be alive, the VH1 stars begin to move on & party, but Brittanya can’t shake the feeling that it’s not over…Soon the VH1 stars begin dying one by one in bruttal freak accidents. Death has come back to claim those who escaped it. Brittanya, 20 Pack, & the others must stop death before they too reach their final destination!
Brittanya as the lead star? Blahh.
She’ll die a violent death at the very end.
OMFG, SINCEER CONFIRMS SHE’S ON ILM3.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
I never thought i’ll do this but…
*begins making out with Veronica*
KHI’S TURNING STRAIGHT, AND I’M TURNING GAY?
JUST KIDDING
$I KNEW IT!! WHERE??$
FOREHEAD?
Just kidding, guys.
YOU BITCH, LOL i MADE OUT WITH YOU FOR NOTHING!
*giggles*
SO WRONG, LIL SIS. TSK TSK…
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/06/cs3_6_gif1.gif
Brittanya’s just hot….standing there…breathing…
$UMM EVEN HOTTER HER MYAMMEE HAD THIS YEAR$
Your recap was good EA…not too much to say about CS3 today…it was ok but nothing great.
I really don’t see the sense in Bayx3 talking to Ricki about KO in the first place. If she felt KO needed charm school more than her….then fine…..that’s only Bayx3 opinion not fact…but to make herself the sacrificial lamb is ridiculous in my book. If she did that to win brownie points with Ricki, I don’t think, in the long run, it’s going to work.
IMO, Bayx3 needs to mind her own business,stop trying to be a freaking martyr and keep her focus on trying to win the $250K.
Did y’all hear or read that LaLa shaved the side of her hair like Cassie. She did not have it shaved as close as Cassie did, but it is shaved. SMH.
Khi if you are out on board….have you been keeping up with Harper’s Island?
I stopped watching JoAnn
I fell off the wagon a while back!!! Whose the killer?
Noooo! Are CL and CJ getting a divorce?
FUCK CL. HE CAN SUCK MY DICK.
OH, MY BAD, I DON’T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
WELL HE CAN SUCK KHICAGO’S!
Ewww hell no, he’s fugly.
HE CAN SUCK NATASHA’S!
NATASHA’S MY HOMEGIRL. HE CAN SUCK FOX’S.
FOX IS CUTE, HE CAN SUCK BUCKWILD’S!
$FOX MY HOMEBOI SUCK SISTER PATTERSONS$
DEAD!!!
NO, FOX DICK IS MINE.
HE CAN SUCK’S ICE’S!
ICE IS MY GIRL! HE CAN SUCK RICKI RACHTMAN’S
NO, RIKKI’S GAY! HE CAN SUCK ANGELIQUE’S DICK… WHICH HAS BEEN DISPOSED ALREADY IN THE DUMPSTER BACK IN 1995.
*NOT GAY
LMAO!
RICKI RACTHMAN IS MY….. aw hell no I aint even fuckin playing with that one.
Corey! Haha!
How about your undeveloped 2-inch?
Veronica, it’s a foot long.
LMAO @ V!!!
First of all, why are ya’ll CAPPING like J-Dollar Bill and bitin’ his steelo?
Second of all, yo mommas suck cocks in hell.
Like shut up and die already. We hate you CL!
Your name is going in the box!
*the “check going in the strongbox” sound, plays*
The bourgyrauge always win!!!
KHICAGO IS IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOUSE!
I’m the H.G.B.I.C! Head gay bitch in charge!
AYE! LOL!
CL IF YOU’RE LURKING, I STILL LOVE YOU. BUT YOU’RE GOIN DOWWWW!
Why add the “G” when you can simply write:
“H.B.I.C! Head Bitchass In Charge!”?
Bitchass.
YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!!
*Tries attacking CL but is held back by CJ*
LET ME GO CJ!!!
CL I WANT TO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH YOU. COME OVER BITCH.
HE’S NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!
Please pardon my language, Joann.
Too bad we can’t pardon your existance.
Holy SHIT I’ve never seen anyone on anyone else’s nuts as hard as Khicago has been on Veronica’s the past few days. LOL.
*Gasps*
So you’re betraying our alliance?
You’re still irrelevant.
Hey! Corey’z in our lion. We haz to leezin to eem!
I REFUSE TO PLAY WITH THAT BITCH. *throws my giant toothbrush on the ground*
LMAO! hahahah CJ I love you. And no way in hell is Veron-ick-a in the ‘lion’.
What alliance should I choose???
IT’S THE BOURGYRAGE! LIKE U SAID!
What is this alliance fuckery?
I’mma do my own thing. =D
CJ!! Veronica is leaving the alliance!!! We have to get her check in the box!!!!
*takes Khicago to the side*
Khi…. Veronica has been plotting to get rid of you. I’m not lying to you, I heard her talking to Raven about plotting to get you out of the house, join my alliance and we’ll take care of it…
NOOOOOOO PRANCER!
Really Corey?
OH HELL NO!!!
I will, but first…
*Runs to the kitchen and grabs a gallon of milk and runs off to find Veronica*
I think its time she learns a lesson!!!
VERONICA WANTZ BACK IN ZEE LION! WE HAV TO LET HER BACK IN ZEE LION!!! COREY PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!
COREY! VERONICA! NO BETRAY! NO FUCK UP ZEE LION!
Corey is the sneaky one!!! He has control over the entire house!
Oh, Corey, you know you <3 me.
AND YOU LOVE HIM TOO. <3
Corey is in our lion.
LMAO!!!
The bourgyrouge alliance!!!
@ Khi…people are still dying and I don’t have a clue as to who is doing this. I will let you know when they identify the killer. I think the show is over in mid-July.
@ CL…don’t mind me…I probably talk worse than you when someone gets me REALLY pissed. That’s why I try not to get pissed that often. Using profanity is really not a good look for me. LOL.
Hi Joann! How are you tonight?
For all of these celebreality seasons, Joann has been killing me posting her replies wherever the hell she wants to. LOL.
@ Joann: Cool. Thanks for the pardon!
NO, KHI. CL TOLD ME HE WAS IN A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH COREY. DO NOT TRUST HIM!
Of course!!! Corey is a master manipulator!
*Runs back in Corey’s direction with the milk*
He is!
*gets a butcher knife*
*In confessional*
“Its very obvious that CL, Corey & Veronica will be up for elimination! I guess I can sit back and look forward to another day of bullying people here in the Bourgy house!!!”
*wear my bikini at eliminations*
Khicago! Veronica is lying, she’s telling everyone in the house that you’re her puppet! Look!
*lifts Veronica’s mattress to reveal pictures of Khicago’s mom / Khicago’s clothing he’s been looking for & ….. a tranny wig*
See! That tranny was the one who stole your shit!
At least I don’t look like a tranny, you dyke-looking, prepubescent-looking bitch!
*gets salsa and throws it on your luggage*
*Throws up when he sees Veronica’s nasty ass bloated ass body in a bikini.*
I have flat stomach, thank you very much, and I know I look good in it, you scrawny ass.
*throws wine all over your face, Sharon-style*
Veronica do NOT kid yourself, Vh1 had to censor your entire BODY in that bikini because it wasn’t approved by the network, as it has been proven to impair vision.
Yawn.
*It breaks my heart to see the alliance fall apart so quickly!*
What are you talking about? Corey’s the president of my fanclub.
Hey CJ..I’m doing fine.
Love you! I have Harper’s Island on dvr; still haven’t found time to catch up!
@ CL…..”For all of these celebreality seasons, Joann has been killing me posting her replies wherever the hell she wants to.”…….explain please?. I’m having a Brittany moment.
I’m sorry, Joann. To expound — though doing so may be annoying — when you reply, typically, your replies are found at the bottom of the post or comments section, not next to the original comment your are responding to.
I thought I was teasing about something that you knew, and it was just a thing you did. But if you did not know, then I may have spoken out of turn. My bad.
but trust me, I know you are focused on more important things, like making that paper.
CL is like a dumber pimpboy…
I’ll let P.I.M.P. take care a dat ass when he gits here.
Pimp is my BFF so screw you!
You’ll have to wait behind CJ. And at the rate she’s going…
::yawns::
Later, bruh. I’ll fight witchu some more tomorrow.
lol,Night trick!
CL…LOL, LOL…no you are right…..believe it or not I just noticed that button a few days ago. I swear to God.
Don’t laugh at me guys but I have been on this site for what…going on two years….and NEVER paid any attention to that “Permalink and Reply button.
I was on here one night and I said…mmmm..wonder what this reply button is for. LOL…and I still forget to use it and go down to the bottom to leave my comment. Sad, isn’t it. LOL
That’s like #16 on the ‘Things You Don’t Admit’ list
I know steupz, I know…lol.
Steupz, you heard about Cocktail being on ILM3?
No… is it confirmed?
Well sort of anyway
Yes, she stated it on twitter.
So for those who don’t know, I will be on I Love Money 3. Taping starts in a couple weeks. Will you miss me while I am gone?
http://twitter.com/cocktailvh1
Uh oh, Steupz will get all excited!
I guess he died of happiness…
I never get excited!
I’ve seen the way my hundreds of lovers are, when they’re excited, and vowed to never be that way
lol @ never get excited.
Thats something EA would say.
*scratches head*
She’s rubbing on me
…off on me, I meant not to say.
No you had it right… EA’s just too sexy for her cat, dude.
Steupz I confirmed cocktail MONTHS ago. Damn you for not listening to me.
Corey’s trying to steal my shine!!! Any more news Corey?
I meant “Brittanya moment”.
@ CJ…girl it’s so much killing on that show it’s ridiculous. I love it though. Shows you something about my state of mind. LOL
I like it too, so don’t worry.
I hope it comes back next season, but I think someone on this blog said it won’t.
No I don’t think it will. It was only a mini-series to start out with plus I read the ratings were low.
CJ!!! Come help me lock CL in the bathroom!!! I put a scorpion in there with him!
ok!
well Ricky did said that BayBayBay was by far her best student why would you get rid of your best student.
Because Ricki is a cunt that doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. She’s as bad as Sharon!
CL…read my response to your question. I put the response in the wrong place….damn.
It’s under Khi’s post at 9:40.
Now I’m really twisted…it’s under CJ’s post at 9:40.
No it is Khi’s post…I’m going mad crazy.
I’m talking about Bayx3 needs to focus…I need to take my own advice.
LOL, Joann honey, I’m sorry, but I think it’ll be best for your safety as well as the rest of Bourgy’s if you go home tonight. Give me your Charm School pin…
At the rate I’m going I need to give it up. lol.
I’m waking up early tomorrow morning to go pick up the friday the 13th killer cut dvd!!! Gosh I’m such a Jason lover!
The remake kinda sucked. :/
The only horror remake I enjoyed was Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, and Halloween.
The remake did suck, they were trying to be too funny. But I’m a fanboy! I can’t help but be excited,lol.
im buying mine 2! on bluray!!!
You too!?
Loving VH1 reality tv and horror movies doesn’t add up
lolz
I love horror movies!
Steupz, what films you into?
I like the old stuff, and anything with Tom Cruise
Spaghetti Westerns in particular
Watch High Noon and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
But I’m sure you’ve seen them already.
bluray is blah!
well i jus got my new tv and ps3 and i have the dvd copy already thati downloaded and made and the bluray looks nicer on my tv so yea lol
My mom recently bought me a new TV, too. Like, 5 days ago.
There’s something ‘the ringy’ about you, Veronica.
Yes, I live in a well.
You get internet access in the well? Well tickle me infection green!
Yep, great service down here!
DEAD
If you think I’m not taking you seriously, you’d be wrong
BatX3 is just a dumbass bitch whose words backfired on her. I just wish she had been sent home. She will regret her words, the bitch should learn not to have diarrhea of the mouth. At the same time, that punk ass move made Ricki come across as really weak. I liked this episode, but Bay, Ricki and KO were annoying as hell. What’s funny is, I completely agree that Ricki has really been playing favorites here. There’s definitely certain people she likes more than others, and right now Bay is at the bottom of the totem pole. It goes without saying that she’s going home in the next episode. We already know the final 5, but we didn’t even need to know that to see what was happening.
Anyway, enough hating for now, you guys should go see the movie UP. It’s pretty good.
It was a good children film, but I fail to see why grown adults are yacking about it.
It’s Pixar, everybody always raves about their films.
Khicago, what are your fave horror movies?
Children of the Corn is his fave
Oh God, do you have five hours? LMAO!!!
Battle Royale
High Tension
The Prowler
The Final Destination series
The Friday the 13th series
The Halloween series
The Nightmare on elm street series
The Clown At Midnight
The Scream series
The Urban Legened series
My bloody Valentine(1981)
Happy Birthday to me
Stephen King’s IT
Stephen King’s Misery
The IKWYDLS series
Sorrirty House massacre series
Slumber party massacre series
Night School
Sleepaway camp series
April Fools Day
Storm of the centuary
Needful Things
The Land lady
The Vagrant
The ice cream man
I SCREAM
See No Evil
Dark Ride
Jeepers Creepers Series
Milo
The Butcher
The Haunting
House on haunted hill
Return to house on haunted hill
Psycho
I’m such a wanker I forgot THE RAGE: Carrie 2, and Carrie(2002)!!! And the Wrong Turn series!!!!
Urban Legend!! <3
The first one was so much better than the second, though.
Oh, what about the movie “Fear”?It’s more of a thriller I guess but it’s the one where he cuts off the family’s dog’s head and…never mind.LOL
Oh that was sooooo good! Mark was so hot but crazy in there!
Storm of the Century made me want to jump through the screen and kill Skyler. I think that’s his name. The one who had the children under his spell. Good picture though.
I just brought the screenplay for storm of the century the other day!!!
How did you get the screenplay????
At Barnes & Nobels. One of the first published screenplays!
Misery was great.
yea it was
You really need to watch BATTLE ROYALE!!!
AMAZING FILM!
Its about 40 9th grade students being put on this island where they have to kill each other off, they are each given a weapon and a collar is put around their necks and if more than one person is left alive after a day or so, the collars go off and their heads explodes!!! That film is a classic!!!
It’s good.
Ok. Good for you. Do you have many screenplays from other shows/movies or is this your first?
Yes! Screenplay writing is what I would love to do!!!
If you really want it bad enough you can do it Khi. No doubt about it.
I screenplay write all the time! I also write horror & slasher rpgs over at the IMDB boards!
Hmmm… your list is okay, Khi.
My faves (what I can think of right now):
[REC]
Audition
The Thing
Suspiria
It
The Shining
Evil Dead series
Dawn of the Dead (both original and remake)
28 Weeks Later
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both original and remake)
Planet Terror (It’s more action, though)
Battle Royale
House of 1,000 Corpes
Have you seen ‘em?
Battle Royale rocks!!!
I did see suspira and The Mother Of Tears!!!
I’m so fucking glad they’re remaking it anymore!
I forgot to add ‘Scream’! It’s not scary, but I can watch it over and over.
*not remaking it anymore
I’m excited for the IT remake!
Me too. The film will be based more on the books…. that shit will be so fucking long.
I’m actually writing an rpg called FINAL GIRL, its about twelve final girls being killed off one by one. Some of them are Laurie, Sidney, Julie ect…
Have any of you heard about Miley Cyrus yet?
That she’s a spoiled brat? Yes.
Did she die?
Well I was on ONTD and there’s a post about her. Apparently pictures are floating around of her “sucking” some guy… People are saying its Mitchell Musso
Don’t be pulling my leg on such holy grail win B..
I hate this girl and can only approve of such photos being in circulation.
Hey, did you catch the NBA Finals?
“Not even twelve and already running with some boy!” *smack!*
But eww, thats nasty.
ikr
This girl gets around
lol it might be true.
lol, yes I watched the NBA finals. Kobe Bryant’s daughters looked so cute after the game right?
Oh did you, Corey?
Cause I asked who was confirmed and I don’t recall anyone mentioning Cocktail
Don’t try to change the subject B, we made a bet and now it’s you time to deliver.
Also, I found no such post on ONTD, linky my darling?
Yezzzzzz – A month or so go I posted here saying she was confirmed. I’m so under appreciated here! *runs off crying*
*Confessional*
So Corey started acting all dramatic and ran off crying! What a lame! If you’re gonna be apart of bourgy, you better get used to feeling under appreciated, biiiiiitch!
The truth is a motherfuc#*$!
That’s cause you’re irrelevant. Remember?
Hm.. I’m irrelevant, yet I’ve been here longer than you and have actually DONE things for Bourgy…. while all you’ve managed to do is filth the site with your nasty ass greasy ass anime looking pictures. LOL.
LOL!!!
WHY YOU TALKIN NOW??? *gets in your face Bayx3*
And you look like a fucking dyke… and that fucking chin, oh lord!
V, Corey does look like Sonny and Cher’s daughter!!!
http://www.texasdiversityconference.com/images/presenters/Bono_Chastity_314_LACasting-1%5B1%5D.jpg
Lmfao.
OMG, am I only one who thinks he looks a meth-addict version of Amber B. (BGC3) I swear he does?
DEADDDDD!!! HE DOES LOOK LIKE AMBER B!! He looks like Amber B gone dyke!
I know! That’s what I’ve been trying tell him! Lmfao!
Confessional: Next time Veronica’s greasy ass self gets in my face, remind me to get a pair of sunglasses cause that shit was BURNING my eyes. DAMN.
Lame, as usual.
GOD COREY, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LAME?
His dick is lame too, which is why he’s bitter!!!
He looks like Cindy Brady!!
His undeveloped 2 inch, right? LMAO.
I wonder how he gets off to Megan every night.
Corey when he was little
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/main_pic/files/images/cindybrad.JPG
FUCKING DEAD!
That girl’s kinda cute, though.
::coddles Corey::
Yeah, they’re just assholes. I’m the only one who understands you.
CJ is sleeping with the enemy V!!!! Oh hell no!!! CJ, it hurts me to do this, but your check is going in the box!!!
*whispers to Khi* We gotta get Corey the fuck outta here.
*we get gallons of milk*
V, You go pour the milk on him and I’ll take a crap in his bed!!!
Then lock him in the bathroom!
Corey’s lame, like basil.
PEOPLE WHHO ARE NAMED COREY IS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_discussion
you have to join though
This is madness! I will not join, but I will rely on you to stay on top of this story. You’ll be my go to person.
Pay up!
Well if you would like you can check 4chan. They have the pics for sure, but alright I will keep you posted.
What kind of person do you take me for B? I’m a gentleman.
Just got back on, my fuckin crazy mom wouldnt get off facebook. On a different note, who else thinks this current season of College Hill is full of cunts?
I DO!!!!
I either wouldve been kicked off within the first month for beatin the sh!t out of Chris, Kyle or Brandon, or driven crazy by Milan and sent to a mental ward.
I hate Brandon & Paul. I have some catching up to do though.
I hate them all except Kay and Tiffany, but Kay is startin to annoy the hell out of me and Tiffany is still non-existant.
Chris-fuckin bama azz. Who takes off their belt before fighting and mushes another dude with one finger? Come out da closet, bitch!!
Kyle-Words cannot express my dislike. I think he should be a serious contender for Cunt of the Year.
Brandon-A dumbazz. Always runnin his mouth and can’t back sh!t up. And WTF is up with that voice?!
Milan-So many more sexy girls in the world that don’t have to cake on all dat damn make-up.
Allison-Just there/weird.
Paul-A fuckin follower.
Kyle- A loud banshee who needs his ass beat.
Chris- Always defending Kyle, he’s a nice but he needs to stop kissing Kyle’s ass.
Allison-She’s o…k…but IDK, she’s kinda wack.
Paul- Looks like a fucking dog and it looks like he stinks.
Milan-She’s o….k
Brandon-Soooo down low that its not even funny.
Tiffany- Ok.
Brandon jus a dumbazz dat ain’t got no damn sense whatsoever, Chris is the down low one. I think it might be time for a College Hill Challenge. Put most of this cast against the headbussas from season 2, Virginia, and Virgin Islands and you got urself a show.
BET are always copying MTV, they probably will start a challenge soon. I’m waiting on a bad girls challenge!
I remember some talk about a Bad Girls type challenge show after the 4th season, supposedly called Bad Money. I think it was fake doh.
Plus you not missin much. The only thing is dumb sh!t with Milan never wantin to do anything. Tomorrow some stupid sh!t with Brandon and Kay, who were all buddy-buddy when she first got there but now hate each other for no apparent reason.
LOL, I can’t stand Brandon! How he puked on the floor and didn’t clean it up?
Supposedly he was too drunk, but he coulda did somethin damn! He still a punk cuz he let DownLow mush him(with a damn finger)and din do sh!t when DownLow ain’t nothin to be afraid of.