Megan Wants A Millionaire: Is It Too Late To Start Over?

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Megan Wants A Millionaire

So VH1 has revealed the cast of Megan Wants A Millionaire and all I can say is ‘blegh’.
I mean, I don’t watch these shows for men, so it’s not like it affects me, really. I’ll still fidget in my pants when Megan dons a bikini, or bends forward or something; but that doesn’t mean I want to be assailed by these dopes.
‘Blegh!’

324 Responses to “Megan Wants A Millionaire: Is It Too Late To Start Over?”

    1. Hmmmn, so he might be wealthy after all.

      Thanks Megan’s Greasy Fat ButterFace, lmmfao!

      1. Why are you hating so hard?

      2. WTF asshole.

        1. Hey Corey!

    2. LMAO @ Megan’s Greasy Fat ButterFace!

  1. Two-face?

    Joe

    Joe of Megan Wants A Millionaire

  2. At this point I am saying Joe for the win lol but al and alex will probably go far. I can not wait for this show.

    1. I guess I’m not alone. And Joe is handsome, in a Michael Novotny kind of way.

  3. I can’t wait for the DVD

    Punisher

    Punsiher of Megan Wants A Millionaire

    1. Round 3….what the hell is on token black guy Punisher’s chest?

      For someone muscular, he also has tits.

    2. Y’all don’t remember him from the ILNY2 casting special thing? Remember NY laughed at his ’shit stained’ birthmark on his stomach.

      1. Nope

      2. I am 100% sure this dude tried out for ILNY2.

        1. Great, just what we need.

          More male strippers….

          1. SMH that the token black dude is also the token stripper.

  4. He got his millions running an adult store, I think.

    Sex-toy Dave

    Sex-toy Dave of Megan Wants A Millionaire

    That’s the only reason he could be considered as Sex toy

    1. SMH @ his name. He’s ugly as fuck too. Just like the rest of them.

    2. Ha!

    3. I could dig it…..

    4. Lolz, he was on Millionaire Matchmaker

      1. I remember that episode. Patti, the matchmaker set him up with some extra wild, freaky girl because he wanted someone that was just as wild as he is.

        He ended up realizing that he can’t handle someone so outgoing and into their sexuality as he thought.

  5. Shaun

    Shaun of Megan Wants A Millionaire

    This guys has to be Irish or English.

    1. Or, perhaps the plaid is a hint.
      He just looks like he’s from my neck of the woods.

      1. wtf. is he looking at a wall or the camera. im thinking he has one of those weird eye things going on.

    2. He screams FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBULOUSSSS!

      1. Those scarves are making him look gay.

        1. I dig the scarf for some reason.

          1. And he’s attractive.

            1. Oh wow his eyes are sexy!

          2. Coming from someone who is hot for Flav, I’m not surprised. lol

            The scarf is wayyyyyy too big and it makes him look really flamboyant.

            Although, he isn’t that bad looking….

            1. That’s what it is. The scarf is actually not a problem for me. He can pull it off because of his face & physique. I hope he goes far, I’d love to see more of him.

    3. Shaun reminds me of a younger, sexier Bruce Willis.

      1. Hmmmm…. Yep! Reminds me of teh Seagrams Wine Cooler Days. I used to love that commercial. Why Bruce thought he should go from that to an album I’m really not sure!

        1. Ha! I forgot about his music career, albeit short-lived. And remember Maddie had an album too!

    4. He looks like a retard with that scarf on.
      He’s desperate for attention…SMH.

  6. The last batch of guys isn’t as horrible as the first two.

    1. But they are still in the gargoyle category which still means hella ugly.

      1. *sigh*

        1. Don’t sigh for me. Sigh for all those guys who didn’t have a say in stopping their ugly ass parents from having sex and procreating to make them.

          1. LOL! Don’t change!

          2. I’m not sighing for you, I’m sighing for myself because you always just have turn positive things into negative things. :/

            1. What’s positive about 17 dudes who got jumped by the ugly gene?

            2. Do I really need to say this again? Really? YOU THINK EVERYONE IS UGLY.

              Just because YOU think everyone is ugly, DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DOES. I made a positive comment about this batch wasn’t as horrible as the first two, and you just had to make a remark about how they’re gargoyles.

              For fucks sake, stop being such a negative nancy when people say positive things.

            3. Also, why do you care about these guys? You’re boycotting the show anyway.

            4. Ha. Like I’m really gonna stop being negative. Wishful thinking but that’s not going to happen.

              And the pics are here. Just because I’m boycotting the show doesn’t mean I’m not gonna stop coming here.

            5. I didn’t expect you to stop being negative and I’m sorry if I can’t see things as negatively as you but it annoys me when you feel the need to respond to something I posted with such a negative comment.

              Also, I didn’t think you’d stop coming here, but I didn’t think you’d care so much to keep commenting about how ugly everyone is.

            6. I’m bored. What the fuck else is there to do?

            7. Touche.

  7. http://vh1realitycheck.com/?p=885

    Why da hell are Jessica and Brandi M.’s lame asses possibly confirmed?! Why da hell were they even asked?! Most or all of the ROL girls should be from ROL Bus.

    1. Jessica is the probably the most whack, boring ass cast member VH1 has to offer and I wish she’d go away.

      Brandi M. though is my girl. I love that girl’s attitude, so I am glad to hear about her.

      1. Why would Jessica bother? I can imagine her eliminated the first night ’cause nobody would want her on their team

        I still have my doubts about Jessica on ILM3 anyway. You ask ANY former “of Love” contestant if they’re gonna be a on a show and they’re gonna start daydreaming about how they’re gonna have their own show, own clothing line, movie, shoes, singing career, etc., etc.

  8. I remember watching “sextoy” Dave on an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker before. He talked about sleeping with strippers all the time and even had a pole in the living room of his apartment… so yeah he is a millionaire.

    1. SMMFH.

  9. Where’s Matt’s picture!? He’s the cutest damn one!

  10. Matt

    Matt of Megan Wants A Millionaire

    /sarcasm

  11. This cast…SMH….This show should not be called Megan Wants a Millionaire. It should be called Megan Wants to Make a Porn because all these dudes come off as if they want to recruit her to make their next porn movie.

    1. DEAD!

    2. Ha!
      Donald is the cuckold who wants to see Megan punished by a BBC?

      1. DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      2. Awkward!

    3. I assure you this particular guy isn’t the porn type, He is the real deal when it comes to respectful.

  12. Matt is using this show as a stepping-stone to get on Real Chance Of Love

    1. I didn’t want to say it … !!

  13. Whiteboy should have a show.

    1. Whiteboy should stay in oblivion unless his show is about letting random people beat his ass every week.

    2. You know, if they’re going to continue the “New York Goes To ___” franchise, the next one should be New York Goes To Prison.

      1. That would be annoying because she would be bitching and whining about how she can’t do what she wants.

        1. Hey, at least she’ll be interacting with other women again!

      2. LOL @ Pat…”NY goes to prison”…I agree.

  14. LOL…I’d watch a porno with Matt any day of the week. Maybe a Matt and Megan sex tape!!??

  15. I’d watch Matt in a porno any day. Maybe a Matt/Megan/Brandi C Sex tape!?

  16. I’m rolling with Shaun and Joe based on looks alone; we’ll see how it goes. I’m actually amped for this show!

  17. This is Donald from “MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE”. I talked to Matt and Joe from the show yesterday. . .we’ve all been reading the posts here at Bourgy.com and cracking up. I even like the posts that trash me. . .at least people are talking!

    Like one of the comments already pointed out, I’m “B movie” producer/director Donald Farmer. If anyone wants to visit my own site, it’s CLICK HERE.

    My photo gallery has about 20 years worth of my movie posters and dvd covers, like “COMPELLING EVIDENCE” with reality diva Brigitte Nielsen and my latest, “CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.” Thanks!

    1. Pretty impressive resume’. I still need to see more before I can form an opinion. But the name “Chainsaw Cheerleaders” has me intrigued enough to visit the site.

      Anyway, welcome. I’m very excited about the show!

      :D

      Chainsaw Cheerleaders
      1. LMFAO hahahaha “2 4 6 8 who will they decapitate?” I’m not sure if I’m laughing with or at as of right now.

      2. Way to be a brown noser, CJ.

        1. How ya doin’? Since you replied, what are your thoughts on Donald? Maybe your thoughts on ME could be sent in a private message?

          1. Wow. Way to take a joke entirely too seriously and act like I just shared your deepest darkest secret out to the world.

            Whatever. I’m not going to entertain you with anymore than that.

            1. :?

              ::serious stare::

          2. *serious stare back*

    2. Well Donald, it’s not looking very good for you at this point. It’ll be interesting to see what you happen to bring to the show.

      I’d say good luck but I know you guys have finished filming.

      P.S- What camera did you use to shoot Chainsaw Cheerleaders?

      1. Hahahaha

  18. Donald, this is great!

    1. I fixed Donald’s link.
      Sorry about that

      1. Morning all. Steupz..I am curious about something. This is the third or fourth post I have seen on here from a contestant on a VH1 show.

        Do you have some sorta connection with VH1 personally? I know your blog is dedicated to VH1 shows, but these people take the time to post on here when they don’t even post on the VH1 blog.

        What’s up?

        1. G’Morning.
          No, it’s more you the ‘commenters’, than me.
          It’s just a better format to encourage people to speak.

          If VH1 put their blog on the front-page and Rich participated in the comments, there’d be no need for this site.

          1. Steupz, this guy seems pretty cool. And that movie trailer don’t hurt!

          2. Ok..thanks steupz.

  19. So it begins ::rolling eyes heavily::

  20. Are you SHITTING me?!?
    They actually found real millionaires willing to humiliate themselves on a VH1 show for this whore?!

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

    1. I know, right?

      The only one I’m wary of is Punisher, since he tried out for ILNY. But I think he might be parted of the planted guys, if they go through with that.

      1. Well, if that is what they want to do with their time, more power to them. I mean, I guess it would be somewhat cool to be on a TV show.
        But damn, if I had millions I would definitely be spending my time and money A LOT differently. I consider myself proved wrong for saying this show would never happen in a MILLION years.

  21. WOW this looks quite interesting!!! LOL she is crazy so i am sure it will be good

  22. The Punisher is TALENTED LMAO!!!

  23. i’m definitely watching.. i know Donald personally and when he told me he was flying out to shoot it i was supremely excited for him. I actually worked on Chainsaw Cheerleaders with him, which was a blast. He’s a genuinely good guy :)

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