Ahem

bourgy all-stars

So yeah, unfortunately I had jail time to serve and so, you know, I served it, and now I’m back.
So that’s that. Don’t ask me for the truth because it’s far worse than the lie. Just accept that this is what I do; I disappear. But only occasionally, so it’s not that affecting.
Anyways, I missed a lot (you don’t think about TV when the Mexicans want to make you their mutt bitch) and here’s what I missed. (It’s all about me, today. I deserve it after dodging shanks all week)
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ChiChi barks to VH1 (He’s such a cunt-waffle)
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BayBayBay talks her…wait, wtf? Did she say she wants to be a Charm School Dean? The nerve… SMH
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And finally, Megan has vampire sex with Punisher. That is so wild for TV. Oooh, my crotch hurts just thinking about the taboo-ness of it. You’ve got IR, BBC (I assume), BDSM; and if you ask ‘Matic and Veronica, BBW too.

337 Responses to “Ahem”

  1. damn she is fucking hideous. heres what happend in the VH1 meeting room

    “we need a t.v show”
    “yeah we need a whore”
    “all the women we cast are whores”
    “okay now lets chose a stupid whore”
    “all the women we cast are stupid whores”
    ” lets get a gold digger with herpes”
    “all the women we cast are goldiggers with herpes”
    “lets chose one with a dog”
    MEGAN!!!

    1. i disagree but chuckled at the “lets choose one with a dog”

  2. @ WL, nope I didn’t win tickets! :( But I’ll record the memorial at home. From what I read it would of been one hell of a memorial. MJ’s body won’t be there but Mariah, Jennifer Hudson, Lionel Richie… etc.. would be performing and of course all the celebrity friends would be there. Janet is my idol and I would have loved to see her. I hope that the state decide to turn Neverland into a new Graceland and have MJ buried there.

    1. OMFG! Mariah is may fav. singer ever!

      FUCK!!

      :(

      I would of loved to see Janet as well. ‘Discipline’ was the ish. <3

      1. Well, you live in LA. You can probably spot them near or around Staples :)

        1. I’ve been living in LAC for 15 years. Never spotted anyway in public. :(

          I’ve seen them at events though. Like 2 December’s ago I saw Mariah, so I guess I’ve already had my chance.

          But I can always drive down there tomorrow after the exterminator leaves. Maybe I will see someone.

      2. My favorite Janet Jackson album, Janet. The one with If, and That’s the Way Love Goes. Reminds me of right after I graduated, when I was an older teenager.

        1. Velvet Rope and Janet would be my top 2 most favorite albums of all time. I was so drunk last night I was on youtube bumpin Janet videos all night. I looooooooooove her!

  3. Check your mail, Steupz.

    1. Sure

  4. Megan Forever :)

  5. Does anything at all funny of interesting happen on CS today? I’ve started reading spoilers and care so little about the show now because of how boring it’s gotten.

    1. It’s worth watching once.

  6. This scared the shit out of me.

    1. $$DAMM OOO SHXT!!$$

    2. goddamn!! at first i thought it was the blurry thing but after a few views i saw the ghost walking across. the blurry thing is probably some ghost kid or some shit

      1. actually my theory of it being a ghost kid makes sense bc it’s his bedroom suite that’s all locked up

    3. The link did not work for me but that’s ok because I don’t believe in ghosts anyway.

      1. it doesnt seem to be some editted crap neither

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k

        that work?

      2. The link worked this time. I saw the shadow of someone but since I don’t believe in ghosts, IMO it was probably someone(a live person) walking by outside or something and the sun or light caught their reflection in the camera.

    4. DAMN!
      Shit. But ya know, there have been camera crews all over the home, so it could just a be a reporter / camera person walking.

      1. I don’t know what to believe. I do and don’t believe in ghosts but at the same time the music and the fact that this is Neverland freaked me the hell out.

  7. Ohhhh Shiiiiiiiid

    1. Aww Blazey & Steupzy are scared!

      Good thing I can’t see this image. I’m @ work. Again. No plugins.

  8. BeckyBuckwild:At Nordstroms with @AngelahVerdi I think they may kick me out for my tacky tank tops and I haven’t even spoke yet. Damn its Bourgy here!

    I still like Buckwild. hahaha

    1. Bourgy is a word that has been used for years! Like Saditty(sp); we say that in Ohio. Means stuck up for no reason; you’re just as hood as all the rest of ‘em.

      1. LOL, CJ girl you have me cracking up at times.

        You know Tiny don’t look that bad….LOL, I can hear your mind clicking now so don’t even start CJ.

        Anyway, I will check out Neffie and Frankie’s show and let you know how it is, if you are interested. lol. From what I have seen and read about them I will probably watch 1 or 2 episodes then I am through.

        I knew that about the word bourgy. I was looking at the Martin marathon on the 4th and that is what Martin’s mother said about Gina. Called her a bourgy heifer. LOL.

        1. Ahaha! Yep I remember that ep! <3 Martin & In Living Color! Reminds me of Hi School!

          I know, I know, I’m telling my age!

          But yeah. Tiny. What theee HELL is wrong? I don’t understand. And I’m afraid.

      2. I like how I know what bourgy means, but I immediately link it with this site. haha I’m lame.

    2. Buckwild is amazing!

      1. OOOOO-K.

  9. Where is my Khicago, damnit? Where is he???

    1. Seriosuly! He always has ILM3 updates / news.

  10. Welcome Bac Meqan!
    iGotta Say iFeel Like YurBiqqest Fan!
    iWuld Love ToGrow Up &Be Just AsYuAree

    1. You’re scaring me. Wo needs ghosts when you have this kind of comment?!

      1. Hahahahahaha!!!!

        Easily one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read in here, lmao.

    2. holy hell you need to learn how to type

  11. hey v…;) like my name?

  12. When I left this thread it had about 171 + responses. I come back, refresh my page and it said 328 responses.

    I do see a couple of new responses but the rest are the same responses that were on here when I left. If there are a hundred or more new responses I sure as hell don’t see em.

    I noticed this before but didn’t say anything.

    What’s up with this?

  13. Does FOL1:CS show on the TV Guide Network? It’s says so on my guide for about the past week, but when I turn it on, all I see is Michael Jackson stuff. Anyone know when it’s on, if it’s on?

    1. Dunno…

    2. Might on been scheduled to be on but things have been shifted around ever since The Man in the Mirror was shot down (with a needle that is).

    3. It was supposed to start last week but Michael Jackson’s death preempted all of the other shows. That same thing happened when Anna Nicole Smith died two years ago on that channel.

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