Ahem

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So yeah, unfortunately I had jail time to serve and so, you know, I served it, and now I’m back.
So that’s that. Don’t ask me for the truth because it’s far worse than the lie. Just accept that this is what I do; I disappear. But only occasionally, so it’s not that affecting.
Anyways, I missed a lot (you don’t think about TV when the Mexicans want to make you their mutt bitch) and here’s what I missed. (It’s all about me, today. I deserve it after dodging shanks all week)
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ChiChi barks to VH1 (He’s such a cunt-waffle)
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BayBayBay talks her…wait, wtf? Did she say she wants to be a Charm School Dean? The nerve… SMH
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And finally, Megan has vampire sex with Punisher. That is so wild for TV. Oooh, my crotch hurts just thinking about the taboo-ness of it. You’ve got IR, BBC (I assume), BDSM; and if you ask ‘Matic and Veronica, BBW too.

337 Responses to “Ahem”

  1. Why was Risky so shocked at the eliminations , anyway ?

  2. Kind of OT but this is confusing me:

    I thought people that worked at VH1/51 Minds, as well as the cast, weren’t allowed to “spoil” eliminations and such. Like shit, the other day Lenny (<3) posted a picture of everyone that gets eliminated, in order. Why is this common place now?? I remember on a season of Road Rules (I know different companies blah blah) the producers kicked off a cast member for letting info out into the world.

    1. Maybe VH1 knows that their shows suck so hard now that they will let spoilers go out so people can watch to see if it’s true.

      1. That’s plausible.
        But ya’ll know what I’m trying to say, right?
        Like before these people would get SUED, now with the advent of the internet anyone can say anything and you don’t know.

        1. Kiki once said on Kyte that they could get sued for spoiling . But if the cast members spoil without giving out any information about them , there’s nothing that VH1/51 Minds could do .

      2. LOL @ EA….”Maybe VH1 knows that their shows suck so hard now that they will let spoilers go out so people can watch to see if it’s true.” EA you probably hit the nail on the head.

        I am so over with the current VH1 shows. I have dropped CS3. I just want to skip to the bottom line and find out who wins.

        1. I’ve been doing the same, just skipped to the end.

    2. Maze & I said they need to be placed in Witness Protection until the show’s done airing.

    3. Lol , aww :P <3 Eventhough I was wrong about Bubblz leaving , I thought it’d be Marcia , or both .

      But anyway , I think that what happened this season , is that some of the cast members were really mad at the production company , so maybe they really didn’t give a damn about spoiling .

      1. That seems true.. Though the only person around long enough to know would be like, Risky or Ashley. They’re starting to do it with ILM3.. Posting shit on twitter and stuff. I think that’s a two sided coin.. Remember Kiki did that at the beginning of this season? That made us tune in (though we would have anyway.) a lot more, but it also ruins the order and shit for people who like to actually watch.

        1. Oh , you don’t have to last to know everything about the show , lol . Cast members talk to each other , so I guess they tell each other whats going on in the house or whatever !

          I don’t really care about ILM , right now , but from what I read on twitter and Myspace , it looks like we’ll know everything before the show even airs . SMH

  3. i guess i’m late but welcome back steupz :)

    1. Thank you, A.

      1. youre very welcome

        one question though. does it have to do with a puppy?

        1. Close, Chihuahua. It was a Tijuana penitentiary. He was treated terribly. I had to bail him out.

  4. I’m not watching his show. I saw the commercial for it today and thought it was lame. Why it’s coming on in 2 weeks though is kind of a shock though. I wasn’t expecting it to start so soon.

    http://blog.vh1.com/2009-07-06/the-to-show-preview-terrell-owens-new-reality-series/

    1. Nah I ain’t watchin it either. I don’t watch Gotti’s Way, Father Hood, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Hogan Knows Best, MC Hammer, or Luke’s Parental Advisory either (is that still on?). To me, they’re all too unimaginative. Like Being Bobby Brown.

      1. I have watched MC Hammer and will continue to watch his show. That was my dude back in the day and I am interested on how he put his life back together and his interactins with his family.

        Sometimes I like watching a “normal” reality show without the “bitch f*uck you” crap going on all the time. I need the balance.

        1. That’s why I watch old eps of oldies, like Good Times & All in the Family! They keep me grounded!

          1. I hear ya CJ.

        2. And I like Run’s House! And for some strange reason, the Girls Next Door are a treat for me!

          1. Oh definitely yea on Run’s House. I like how they included JoJo’s arrest on the new season and how the family dealt with it.

            1. Hey CJ are you gonna watch Neffie and Frankie on BET?

              I am going to give it a first and second look just to see how it goes. I have an idea how it will be but I will hold my opinions until I actually see it.

            2. I never watched the Keyshia Cole Hour. I just couldn’t get into it. And that scary ass face on Tiny (Tiny & Toya) cured me of BET once and for all. I don’t want to see her on no commercials or anything, Joann. I am petrified. I have never!

    2. uhh.. who? and no.

      1. LMMFAO!

        Terrell Owens plays football for the Dallas Cowboys. His career has been riddled with scandal since he got the boot from the Eagles. He thinks his booboo don’t stink.

        1. He doesn’t play for the Cowboys anymore. They traded him to the Buffalo Bills right after last season ended.

          1. They did? Dang.

        2. oohh well i dont care about sports and dont like watching peoples lives, soo i’ll pass.

      2. Haha.

  5. I’ll watch the first ep and decide thereupon.
    Dude is funny, so don’t be surprised if it’s a hit

    1. See this is one of VH1’s lower level shows so 1 million viewers would be a hit. Of course that means it basically has to equal CS3’s ratings.

      1. Do you Yahoo!?

  6. I fucking hate Risky. Seriously what a bitch. They were all congratulating each other and out of nowhere “But Bubblez raised the least right?? she did the worst??” what a bitch. And Bubblez didn’t even raise the least I wish that the bitch would have corrected her because she raised way more than Clittanya.

    LMFAO @ Bubblez “I’m gonna tell Ricki” *giggle* HAHAHAH.

    1. This makes me sad.

      1. What makes you sad?

        1. That you hate Risky.
          We hated Pumkin together, we loved Megan together, but this (shakes head)… this is the end.

          1. Steupz, you haven’t even seen the episode yet.

            Also, just last week you were calling her cunty, but now you like her because she e-mailed you bitching about your opinion? Risky is just always shown negatively and complaining and just bitching.

            1. Why doesn’t she blog anymore? I guess she’s not compelled to comment. Damn, is Khicago the only one that has that kind of power over her?

            2. I was wrong.
              Peer pressure is a powerful thing

        2. You hating Risky makes steupz a sad man….

    2. I think I won’t watch today’s episode because I think Ima hate that girl , completely .

    3. i love her little giggle at the end of sentences

    1. ummm have you seen that movie??? Me and my older sis just watched it last week. All the suicide in the movie effed with our heads. I had a dream that my dad committed suicide that night. It was weird.

      Relating it to VH1 (like I always do), doesn’t that girl on the right slightly resemble Ice. I kept thinking that during the movie

      1. Hahahahaha @ ‘relating it to VH1 (like I always do)’.
        Hahahahaha!

        Nope didn’t see the movie; but I’ve seen at least a dozen of these parodies using the scene

  7. $YESS DAT DOUBLE BUBBLE DUMB BYTCH IS GONE WUT A GREAT START 2 DA DAY L0L$

  8. Aww I love Bubbles. I just want to hug her. Iwish she would of stayed and gone to final two with Marcia. Brittanya doesn’t deserve to be the runner-up, and Risky never even needed CS to begin with.

    Milf should of had her spot.

  9. Welcome Back, Steups! :)

    1. Hi Jorundi…. thanks

  10. damn she is fucking hideous. heres what happend in the VH1 meeting room

    “we need a t.v show”
    “yeah we need a whore”
    “all the women we cast are whores”
    “okay now lets chose a stupid whore”
    “all the women we cast are stupid whores”
    ” lets get a gold digger with herpes”
    “all the women we cast are goldiggers with herpes”
    “lets chose one with a dog”
    MEGAN!!!

    1. i disagree but chuckled at the “lets choose one with a dog”

  11. @ WL, nope I didn’t win tickets! :( But I’ll record the memorial at home. From what I read it would of been one hell of a memorial. MJ’s body won’t be there but Mariah, Jennifer Hudson, Lionel Richie… etc.. would be performing and of course all the celebrity friends would be there. Janet is my idol and I would have loved to see her. I hope that the state decide to turn Neverland into a new Graceland and have MJ buried there.

    1. OMFG! Mariah is may fav. singer ever!

      FUCK!!

      :(

      I would of loved to see Janet as well. ‘Discipline’ was the ish. <3

      1. Well, you live in LA. You can probably spot them near or around Staples :)

        1. I’ve been living in LAC for 15 years. Never spotted anyway in public. :(

          I’ve seen them at events though. Like 2 December’s ago I saw Mariah, so I guess I’ve already had my chance.

          But I can always drive down there tomorrow after the exterminator leaves. Maybe I will see someone.

      2. My favorite Janet Jackson album, Janet. The one with If, and That’s the Way Love Goes. Reminds me of right after I graduated, when I was an older teenager.

        1. Velvet Rope and Janet would be my top 2 most favorite albums of all time. I was so drunk last night I was on youtube bumpin Janet videos all night. I looooooooooove her!

  12. Check your mail, Steupz.

    1. Sure

  13. Megan Forever :)

  14. Does anything at all funny of interesting happen on CS today? I’ve started reading spoilers and care so little about the show now because of how boring it’s gotten.

    1. It’s worth watching once.

  15. This scared the shit out of me.

    1. $$DAMM OOO SHXT!!$$

    2. goddamn!! at first i thought it was the blurry thing but after a few views i saw the ghost walking across. the blurry thing is probably some ghost kid or some shit

      1. actually my theory of it being a ghost kid makes sense bc it’s his bedroom suite that’s all locked up

    3. The link did not work for me but that’s ok because I don’t believe in ghosts anyway.

      1. it doesnt seem to be some editted crap neither

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k

        that work?

      2. The link worked this time. I saw the shadow of someone but since I don’t believe in ghosts, IMO it was probably someone(a live person) walking by outside or something and the sun or light caught their reflection in the camera.

    4. DAMN!
      Shit. But ya know, there have been camera crews all over the home, so it could just a be a reporter / camera person walking.

      1. I don’t know what to believe. I do and don’t believe in ghosts but at the same time the music and the fact that this is Neverland freaked me the hell out.

  16. Ohhhh Shiiiiiiiid

    1. Aww Blazey & Steupzy are scared!

      Good thing I can’t see this image. I’m @ work. Again. No plugins.

  17. BeckyBuckwild:At Nordstroms with @AngelahVerdi I think they may kick me out for my tacky tank tops and I haven’t even spoke yet. Damn its Bourgy here!

    I still like Buckwild. hahaha

    1. Bourgy is a word that has been used for years! Like Saditty(sp); we say that in Ohio. Means stuck up for no reason; you’re just as hood as all the rest of ‘em.

      1. LOL, CJ girl you have me cracking up at times.

        You know Tiny don’t look that bad….LOL, I can hear your mind clicking now so don’t even start CJ.

        Anyway, I will check out Neffie and Frankie’s show and let you know how it is, if you are interested. lol. From what I have seen and read about them I will probably watch 1 or 2 episodes then I am through.

        I knew that about the word bourgy. I was looking at the Martin marathon on the 4th and that is what Martin’s mother said about Gina. Called her a bourgy heifer. LOL.

        1. Ahaha! Yep I remember that ep! <3 Martin & In Living Color! Reminds me of Hi School!

          I know, I know, I’m telling my age!

          But yeah. Tiny. What theee HELL is wrong? I don’t understand. And I’m afraid.

      2. I like how I know what bourgy means, but I immediately link it with this site. haha I’m lame.

    2. Buckwild is amazing!

      1. OOOOO-K.

  18. Where is my Khicago, damnit? Where is he???

    1. Seriosuly! He always has ILM3 updates / news.

  19. Welcome Bac Meqan!
    iGotta Say iFeel Like YurBiqqest Fan!
    iWuld Love ToGrow Up &Be Just AsYuAree

    1. You’re scaring me. Wo needs ghosts when you have this kind of comment?!

      1. Hahahahahaha!!!!

        Easily one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read in here, lmao.

    2. holy hell you need to learn how to type

  20. hey v…;) like my name?

  21. When I left this thread it had about 171 + responses. I come back, refresh my page and it said 328 responses.

    I do see a couple of new responses but the rest are the same responses that were on here when I left. If there are a hundred or more new responses I sure as hell don’t see em.

    I noticed this before but didn’t say anything.

    What’s up with this?

  22. Does FOL1:CS show on the TV Guide Network? It’s says so on my guide for about the past week, but when I turn it on, all I see is Michael Jackson stuff. Anyone know when it’s on, if it’s on?

    1. Dunno…

    2. Might on been scheduled to be on but things have been shifted around ever since The Man in the Mirror was shot down (with a needle that is).

    3. It was supposed to start last week but Michael Jackson’s death preempted all of the other shows. That same thing happened when Anna Nicole Smith died two years ago on that channel.

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