Charm School 3 Recap: The Final 4 (Ashley, Brittanya, Marcia and Risky)

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AshleyIt’s off to New Orleans for the Final Four of Charm School 3 and a suite at the Intercontinental Hotel. On the way there, they drive pass the Superdome and Brittanya asks, ‘What’s that?’ (Dumb as rocks, she is)

It’s too late for the task though, so they share drinks and dinner with the Deans before leaving for the much celebrated, Bourbon St, and more specifically, a bar.
There, Ashley drinks up a storm (pun intended) as the others lap up the atmosphere. That is until Marcia disappears and we’re left to worry whether she’s gone drinking. (Except we don’t care. No one cares about this drunk)

She’s returned to the suite in fact, and the others join her a little past 3 am.

The next morning sees the ladies on a tour of flood damaged homes, and eventually, to an area they will rebuild. They get at the task, though Brittanya can hardly hit a nail on its head. Yet, she has the time to nice Marcia is working hard, but it’s all an act. (Well start acting, bitch)

Later, they are interrupted by LaLa who asks who’s put in the most work. They all vote for Marcia and she earns the opportunity to return to the suite for rest and relaxation. (It’s evil, but I’d have done the same thing)

The remaining girls are taken to the New Orleans Mission where they feed close to 150 homeless people. This time Britt is chosen as giving the best effort and she returns to the suite to join Marcia. Ashley and Risky continue on to sort tools for the next day’s activities.

Risky and Marcia wear beads on Charm SchoolAt the suite, Marcia decides to attack Brittanya. She accuses her of being a follower and questions her love for her child. (Shit is totally uncalled for)
Elsewhere, Ashley and Risky end their work day at 10 pm or so.

On day three in new Orleans, the ladies return to complete their task, but not before Marcia pulls LaLa aside and gives her side of the argument with Brittanya. For some reason, LaLa takes the fool seriously and questions Brittanya’s motives. Brittanya denies she’s there just for the money, and joins the others in completing the task, which they do.

Eliminations

At elimination Stryker asks Risky, why she should be the Winner. (Dude, that’s for the Finale)
Risky says winning Charm School would make her more deserving of the adulation she receives from young girls who look up to her. (:::serious stare:::)

Marcia is asked whether she can maintain her sobriety, but she responds she doesn’t know what the future holds. (Bitch we know that. Geesh)

Stryker questions Ashley’s sincerity, but she answers otherwise and says she needs the money to return to school or she’d be forced back into stripping. (Is that a threat?)
He then questions Brittanya’s devotion to her son but she rejects his assertion.
It’s now time for the decision.

Calling Marcia first, Ricki sobs as she details how proud she is of Marcia’s progress. She decides Marcia should stay.
Brittanya is called to the carpet, and though Ricki thinks she’s made progress, she hasn’t progressed as she should. Rick eliminates her and the Final 3 is decided.
(So last week Bubbles made too much progress and this week Brittanya hasn’t made enough. This show is just fucked up!)

317 Responses to “Charm School 3 Recap: The Final 4 (Ashley, Brittanya, Marcia and Risky)”

  1. Ding Dong! The bitch is dead.
    Which old bitch? The wicked bitch!
    Ding Dong! The wicked bitch is dead.

  2. each episode of charm school get worse and worse..
    i dread watching it…i really hope RCOL2 is better…
    vh1 is starting to disappoint me

    1. This!
      They went too far, tryna be serious and deep.

      1. Except it isn’t serious or deep because there’s way too much hypocrisy to make things believable.

  3. “Except it isn’t serious or deep because there’s way too much hypocrisy to make things believable.” ~ EA

    QFT!!!

    I didn’t watch this episode (I plan to), but good recap. Marcia is acting like a dumb cunt… Scratch that, they’re all acting like dumb cunts. As the episodes go on, the girls get even less likable than before, it seems. And the episodes are getting even more worse and hypocritical as time goes on. Ricki might, just might, have Sharon beaten when it comes to being hypocritical, and playing favorites. Maybe.

    So, now that Brittanya got eliminated, I’m putting my bets behind Risky to win.

  4. letz hope dis is da last season

    1. I hope it’s the last season. It’s pointless to keep going beyond this point.

      1. Nah it’s not. Bentley on G’s to Gents gets it right almost all the time. So it’s doable.

      2. This better be the final season. CS3 is utter bullshit!

  5. I might be remembering wrong, but wasn’t it supposed to be Marcia, then Brittnaya? According to spoilers?

    1. Thats what I thought, too :(

      1. Okay, so I’m not crazy.

        1. And I was really hoping that Brittanya would be in the final 3, too

  6. so is it actually confirmed that there wont be a reunion???

    1. No reunion, as of now.

      1. That’s what Corey says.
        He’s been wrong about a lot (no offense<3) of things, so until we get something from VH1 I’m not believing it.

        1. We can use the schedule to prove or disprove, I suppose.
          I sent them an email without reply.

          Maybe they’ll confirm tomorrow

        2. How have I been wrong about “a lot of things” ? The costa rica thing came to me directly from ChiChi and at that point they were planning on filming in a different country (costa rica) but I ALSO said it’s either season 3 or 4 . So I wasn’t wrong, and Rich just confirmed I was right about the reunions for DOL & CS.

          1. You were also wrong about VH1 planting pseudo millionaires for Megan’s show.

            1. Megan told me that during the Charm School 2 reunion. Before they started filming, I even said that it was Megan who told me this. So… still again, “I” wasn’t … ‘wrong’ so you still don’t have ‘a lot’ that I am ‘wrong’ about.

      2. Because of the CS2 reunion fights, right?

      3. yea nd i know wiki isnt a reliable source but it does say that the reunion is supposed to air on august 3rd but idk

        1. It is kinda unusual for them to debut a show (MWAM) then have a Reunion the next day

          1. Kinda stupid, really

          2. I don’t think so.
            I remember (it might’ve been ROLB or something) they had a reunion at 8, premier at 9, and then something else at 10 so it’s not totally farfetched.

            1. They have done it before with the ILNY1 reunion & then CS1 premiere. It actually worked for both shows because not only was Pumkin at the reunion and on CS1 to allow for some sort of connection between the shows, the ratings for both shows that night were pretty high (both got at least 5 million viewers) and they put the reunion before the premiere of the new show. The only other time they did something like that was putting the ILM2 reunion after a new episode of DOL (which was also not the premiere of DOL). That move was a very bad move in my opinion.

              They really haven’t done it other than those 2 times. Either the new show started the week after the previous reunion or the new show started on a different night than the previous show (a new Sunday show starting after an old Monday show or vice versa)

  7. CS3 is dead!

    Nobody deserves to win anything. I like Risky, but she cruised this show by being herself.

    Also, I didn’t know forever was less than 24hrs, lol.

    1. Lmao.

      Yeah, none of them got to the level of a Leilene or Saaphyri

      1. Honestly, that was the only seemingly real season… I say seemingly because it only took about 6 months max for all of Mo’s work on those two to be undone.

    2. Honestly, I’d rather have Risky win than that cunt Ashley.

      OT: Anybody catch the new truth.com commercial with Prancer in it?

      1. Well I’d go for Risky and Ashley over Marcia, any day of the week

        1. Risky = Winner!

          Ashley = Runner-up and undisputed cunt

          Marcia really depresses me this week

  8. Lafayette sucks Eric's blood
    1. That looked like someone sucking on a foot on my phone.

      1. LOL

    2. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      Best. Scene. Evar.

      “Don’t get greedy.”

  9. why is there already a real chance of love 2 commercial but no super trailer ugh…well it looks like a girl punches sum1 in the face nd there doin the wrestling challange again this season

    1. Didn’t see this comment! My bad.

      1. itz koo lolz..im just goin by the commercial nd this does look better than nthe 1st season..but then again u never know

  10. Just saw a commercial for rcol2. Challenges looked the same and someone gets stabbed at the mixer? Hahaha

    1. What the hell? Stabbed?

      1. Idk it just showed some chick lunging at someone with a fork at the mixer.

        1. I saw the same commercial and your are right Pat, it looks like the same boring challenges.

          I think the girls have a wrestling match instead of a boxing match and the part about someone lunging at someone else with a fork probably won’t air until the next to the last episode.

    2. I miss all the new commercials but then again I’m not even watching CS3 now.

      1. So are you not watching the rest of the season?

        1. It’s only the clip show and the finale left. I watched it this morning but VH1 shows are so lame and boring now that it’s not worth it to watch it more than once. I’m not even gonna end up turning to VH1 anymore for the rest of this week because I don’t watch anything elseon that channel.

          1. NVM, I know you hate everything else on VH1. I thought you meant you weren’t going to watch the rest of CS3 from now on.

    3. Didn’t see that one coming…

  11. I’m done cs3 is too retarded I mean seriously for every reality show you do get 1-2 years of exposure.

    1. A lot of Real World/Road Rules cast members get on challenges like, almost every year.

      1. At least there’s not much editing there as it is with VH1

  12. hey theres a blog/aim like thing on the vh1 blog nd u can talk 2 rich or whatever nd i asked about the reunion nd he said as of now its a yes for charm school…but he skips the daisy of love questions so idk

    1. It ended already?

    2. Good detective work, ANT

      1. SRRY i guess he said yea but it wasnt for my question nd i guess its still a no but its not official =(

  13. I’m gonna ask Rich if he knows and would go out with Nate.

    1. Lmfao, he just laughed.

  14. Sorry Nate, Rich has a boyfriend.

    1. It’s not like they’re married or anything.
      Nat€ can still get in

      1. Lemme ask.

    2. I just died a little inside. :( I’m no home wrecker, though…

  15. Corey, is that you on the chat? =|

    1. I need a gif of Risky’s tears a la trembling lips

      1. Okay…

        1. Yes?

  16. I love the fact that Brittanya is gone! I can’t stand her. I think she’s probably the most fake of all the girls in the house. Marcia called her out. Brittanya is a follower! She’s stuck up Ashley’s ass and this is something I noticed since ROLB.

    I can NOT believe Ashley is still there! I LOVE ASHLEY, but she should have BEEN gone. She should have left before Bubbles. The final three should have been Bubbles, Risky, and Marcia.

    1. It all makes sense now.
      Matt, ‘Matic, Matt, Mattic.

      She said exactly what you said today on IM.
      Hmmmn

    2. Shit! Ashley should’ve left before BayBayBay

      1. Ashley should have left before Farrah and So Hood.

        1. THANK YOU! That would’ve been great

    3. Can’t really disagree with you, Matt. And EA also hit the nail right on the head about Ashley going before Farrah. Probably SoHo too.

  17. Brittany Starr and Risky both confirmed there is no reunion show

    1. Official: VH1 is definitely a lost cause

      1. Dang GSO… you should have begun with ‘THIS JUST IN…’

        1. Dang GSO… you should have begun with ‘THIS JUST IN…’

          I wish I did.

          *Tom Tucker voice*

          And now sports….

          1. Lol and Heh

    2. fa real?

      1. Even if MWAM and/or RCOL2 turn out good or not, the network’s still shit

        1. What about ‘My Antonio’?
          Ha

          1. WHO?

            1. DEAD!!!

  18. Seriously, steupz. Who the fuck is Antonio?

    1. You really don’t know?
      He’s VH1’s latest star, Antonio Sabato. He’s like an actor or something.

      1. I’ll watch him instead of The Douchertainer

      2. When is Sabato actually getting his show? I read this news a year ago and still haven’t seen anything happening LOL.

        1. August 16th

      3. I used to have a half naked poster of Antonio on my wall.
        That was years ago. I don’t even remember if he did movies.
        I think he was on a soap.
        He was hot…wonder what he looks like now.

  19. I want to sue VH1 for being lame and not providing me good entertainment.

    1. Ken

      Ha, Ha!….Maybe

    2. confused.jpg
      1. The pic you see is Phil Ken Sebben from Adult Swim(Cartoon Network)’s Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

        1. Aye

      2. O'Rly
        1. LMAO!! yeah

            1. Oop. My bad

  20. Im SO GOTDAMN TIRED OF ROL AN RCOL!!! I NEED SUM FOL IN MY LIFE!!

    1. My bad LOL!!

  21. Steupz, have you thought about having Jess do recaps for True Blood for good?

    1. He should.

    1. Oh, shit. Those pictures are surprisingly awesome.

      1. $HELL YA BRITTANYA IS SO SEXY THIS HER FAREWELL L0L$

        1. She does look pretty hot on those…

          1. $thur u go my v lol steupz need 2 hurry up n approve!!$

    2. Brittanya = YES

      Daisy = NOOOOOOOO!

  22. Oh, yeah. Those tattoos on Brittanya’s back…

    Don’t those make her look like a Yakuza gang member? Lmfao.

      1. omg.. so not sexy!!!

        1. I’m so tired of seeing Birttanya’s leather skin, Frankenstein, hedgehog looking ass. She is not hot at all and she’s dumb as all hell.

          1. $so ea u like how daisy lookin? lol$

            1. Of course not. That bitch always has the rattiest looking weave ever because it looks like she takes old weave out the garbage and staples it to her head. Her lips remind me of the Canadians on South Park except with a ton of Botox. She looks like she rarely bathes, those stars on her neck look all red and fucked up like she injects all the drugs she’s taking through there. Hell no she doesn’t look good. The bitch looks a mess.

          2. And if you look, you can tell the tattoos on her stomach are supposed to cover up her stretch marks on her stomach.

            1. yeah, its so obvious and she does a bad job of tryin 2 hide it. i rather see the marks then those fug tats.

            2. Can’t blame a girl for trying though!

  23. I didn’t read the comments yet but this show so fucking sucks. Eliminating Bubbles for actually making progress??? How does that make sense? They keep fug Ashley instead who makes no progress ever. If Ashley wins charm school because she was sweet for a day at the finale, I am going to vomit.

    CS1 was fresh and original. CS2 was bad. CS3 is horrific and I change my mind about Ricky Lake, she sucks. If there is a CS4 I will vomit as well.

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