Megan Wants A Millionaire: Premiere 
It might be the first VH1 ‘of love’ show without ‘love’ in the title but that’s entirely appropriate for Megan Wants A Millionaire.
It’s about time we stopped thinking love can be got from these shows and ‘love’ is a four-letter word for a gold-digger anyway.
The premise of the show would seem ridiculous, after all, millionaires shouldn’t have to come on VH1 to bag a hot chick, right?
Right?
Well think again. Have you seen Bill Gates’ wife? Or TI’s wife, Tiny?
As per usual, the contestants are introduced early. But this time, they are brought to the mansion in what looks like a Bentley and greeted by Megan Hauserman herself. (If it isn’t a Bentley, forgive me, I’m more familiar with Peugeots and Toyotas)
The guys don’t immediately strike you as wealthy, but some that stood out are:
Joe Pescola – The Trust Fund baby (I’d be careful of a dude whose name has ‘Joe Pesc’ in it)
Donald- The Producer (Dude makes me scared to get old. The lameness is just too much)
James – The Baby (He must be the lost Osmond or something)
Punisher (A rich BLACK stripper? Is that even possible?)
And Megan ‘put her team on’ too. It’s her old reality tv pals, Brandi C and Cecille. It’s kinda so like Megan that her friends are people she met on tv, but Cecille’s belly bump is even weirder. (You can’t be thin and have a big-ass belly. You just can’t!)
Weirder still, the guys seem to not only recognize Brandi C, but appeared really excited to meet her.
After the initial greetings there was the rigmarole of Megan interviewing the dudes as she figured out which three millionaires would leave on Day 1.
It was pretty bland stuff, save for Audi using ‘conversate’ (They might as well make that shit a word), Punisher showing his birthmark (That’s more like a tire-mark than a birthmark), and Al barking at Megan.
In the end, Audi, James and Donald were let go, and no one can argue with that.
‘Twasn’t the best Premiere I’ve ever seen, but it’s worth a second look.
It’s a Rolls Steupz! A Rolls Royce I tells ya! I was bored with the premier. Donald was freaky. Liver spots and Lady Gaga etc… Meghan and Brandi C looked pretty good. The other woman though…
Grazi
$STEUPZ I GOTTA LEARN HOW 2 DO MORE GIFS LOL$
Donald’s not a millionaire… I know him. Nowhere close to a millionaire (although, he might OWE that much). Makes me suspect of the entire show.
LOL…No fireworks but not too bad. I figured Donald was going home, he looked so outta place and waaaay to old for Megan.
Garth is my pick for house jerk. He acts like a Class A simpleton, dude got on my last nerve, I’m hoping he goes home next.
IMO, Joe is childlike. When Garth broke his piggy bank I thought the dude was gonna cry.
Will be watching next week.
I remember a time when everyone used to hope and pray for the villain to go home. Now everyone is praying for the villain to stay in fear of the show turning to crap.
Meh, not my cup of tea. I won’t be watching the rest of the series.
$BLAST FRUM DA PAST$
LMAO J-WORK$!! Haha.
I thought the show was ok. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, i’ll keep watching it. Some of those guys are mad awkward though…like to the point of embarassment.
LOL Donald with “Wise philosopher Lady Gaga.” I believe she said “It’s ok.Just dance.It’s ok.”
It had its funny moments, but admittedly not the best premier. I’llbe keeping aan eye on it for the time being though.
$Oh thanks! I can’t wait to tell Megan about that!”$
$LMA0$
he is such a whiny ass pussy
lmao hahahahahaha
lmfao at Megan balling her eyes out and then trying to play it off by laughing when she spilled wine over herself.
I like Megan, but once again like Daisy of Love, Vh1 picked a really weird cast. I watched with my sister and I would say half of these guys sound gay.
$LMAO ITS BETTER DIN DOL 2 ME AS OF NOW THOUGH$
Totally agree. Much better than DOL.
At least Megan is attractive.
I’ll keep watching.
yea much better than daisy show
yea they do
Wtf Aurelius? Megan never bawled her eyes out or even cried about the wine spilling on her. It was editing. You could see her laughing as she was covering her face up.
SHARON
$WATCH IT BUDDY!$
lol come on Corey, it was obvious that she was upset at first, even if you take away the sound of her crying.
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2008/11/brandic_puppy.gif
What got me was she didn’t even change her dress when she went upstairs. Came back downstairs with the wine stains all over the front of the dress . Did she forget she’s trying to hook up with millionaires? LOl
it was scripted though,if you look closely she was laughing and trying to cover her face.
decent at least she wasnt talkin shit about dem(although she should’ve lol)
so Megan likes da bruthas huh?????
$YA CS0 SHE LIVE N MIAMI LOL SHE LIKE DA SHAVE HEAD DUDES N LATINOS N BRUTHAS$
i cn da remarks she wuz makin bout Punisher lol
$HELL YA L0L$
I dont think megan likes the brothas….they had to put him there or the NAACP was gonna march.
I dont think megan likes the brothas….they had to put him there or the NAACP was gonna march.
As long as they have a lot of money attached to them and don’t look to bad….Megan don’t care what color they are. lol
thank god new post
“sighs”
but i actually enjoyed megan want a millionare and i liked donald he was so funny he was like a gyspy.
and it was so funny when garth threw that bitches piggy bank on the ground he whined like a little bitch over a little glitterise piggy bank.who ever did this recap GOOD JOB
i thought shaun was the only hot one. actually there ws like two more. anyone agree?
who’s sean
Yea all4marcia…there was two of them I also found attractive but I can’t think of their names now. Will check for them next week or watch the rerun.
who’s shaun though
Shaun was the bald guy with the suit. He was so fucking fine!
i mean shaun
$CASHMERE N COCKTAIL$
Gash… (linky no worky)
Nice recap. Premiere was “meh” but the foundation has been laid for the season to get better. This show will DEFINITELY improve over time.
$HEY CJ!! L0L$
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Hey love. I like your Hot Wings avatar!
$HOT ASS HELL HAD 2 KILL DAT M0NSTER DAT WAS N MY SOUL L0L$
LMAO! I know! I hope you’re feeling better tho! We’ve all been there! Some were there this weekend!
$LMAO YA IM NOT LIK HUNH NE MORE IM ALL OK U KN0 I GIT OVER ALL DAT$
I know you’re so happy that’s over!
Megan’s show is pretty cool, I want to see the gay ones come out of the closet & make out!
$L0L UGH BARFIN LMAO$
What r u doing today? I can’t WAITTTTTTT for Real Chance of Love 2!!!!!
$umm shxt mite go out 2 nite tax free weekend is over…..l0l me either cj!$
I don’t want Wiggly to stay. But I AM thinking about copying her haircut.
THank God Steupz is still doing recaps cause I refuse to watch this crap….can EA get the ratings?
If I’m really lucky I can find the ratings later today. If not then I have to wait until tomorrow.
$ea! u recapping 4 us??(RCOL2)$
Yea. I already sent Steupz my recap for the first episode (minus the last sentence).
$L0L READY 2 C DAT 1 L0L$
$O N EA WHEN U REFERNCE CERTAIN HOES OF RCOL2 FUGLY IS WIGGLU
BASIC BYTCH IS BLONDE BALLER
N PAPACITA/FIRE CROTCH/SWINE FLU PUSSY IS MAMA CITA
L0L$
Blonde Baller is loony! She’s gonna be entertaining, if her twits are any indication of things to come.
$YES CJ BASIC BYTCH IS DA NEW MILF 2 COME$
I know I didn’t really say anything about Mamacita (because she was irrelevant) and Wiggly. The only thing I said about Blonde Baller is that she desperately needs a bra.
$L0L BASIC BYCTH WILL B LIK LIF IRRELEVANT N DA BEGINING N WE KNO PAPACITA WILL B ALL OVER DA PLACE I THINK FUG LEAVES SOON HOEPFULLY PLEASE!$
I thought it was funny but since i had already watched it on vh1 i am ready for the next episode. Does anyone have any guesses on who is next to go home?
I hope that jerk with the mullet, but he is entertaining; just gross.
I can’t figure out for the life of me why Real & Chance would keep Wiggly. I mean it makes NO SENSE. I hope they don’t. Freckles is WAAAAY more entertaining. I hate Riboon’s voice AND the man face, bitch gotta go.
$LMAO FUGLY STAYS$
I really wish she wouldn’t. Damn, that’s too bad VH1′s sleepin on crazy ass Freckles.
http://www.theboombox.com/2009/08/01/slum-village-rapper-baatin-dead-at-35/?icid=main|aimzones|dl2|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theboombox.com%2F2009%2F08%2F01%2Fslum-village-rapper-baatin-dead-at-35%2F
R.I.P. Baatin
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good morning cj and everyone else i feel so good this morning and i feel a sense of newnes is that a word.
Yes it is! Good morning Brandon!
Bout 2 hit the shower! Later everyone!
::cue steupz::
ok i can’t lie my throat her really bad but i still feel gooooooood
Go get that checked; a strain of pertussis is going around.
It was OK. Not that great, though. They should have made a dual show with Megan and Brandi C both looking for love (or millionaires) like Real Chance of Love instead. I don’t think Megan has enough personality to carry a show on her own. Brandi C is way hotter and more entertaining. Megan is only entertaining when she’s the villain, manipulating people, but on this show, she has no competition.
Dang, Steupz didn’t visit while I was away? LOL! Just picking on him!
Ok I am under the impression that two people go home on the next Megan Wants a Millionaire ep
i have returned!!! * no applause* anyway whats going on brandon im confused
APPLAUSE!
can sumone explain brandon… if im going have sumones back i need to know the story
Brandon is a 15 year old boy that is friends with Peyton; Brandon is an artist, and when Peyton comes, he’s usually not around.
oh ok im 14 soooo idk but thats kool
Hi everyone! I watched MWAM for 5 mins and turned it…But i must admit she isnt acting like the bitch that she used to be… and Donald was funny and, I want Donald on a certain show…*Cough* ILM 5….Excuse me.
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Rabbit
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Promo
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Fake bitch.
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Anybody got this vid of Stalker?
On Topic
http://www.cjreport.com/files/webpics/megan-hauserman-photo.jpg
CJ’s bored?
Yeah, because I’m at work. How are you lil sis? <3!
LOL Megan Vs. Adrienne Curray on Twitter. Steupz make a post about this.
Sorry, but Megan just stomped her.
I heard of the first post Adrienne made saying something like how does she get her own show. She’s one to talk…
Megan gives the same insult to everyone.
She didn’t “stomp” Adrianne
STEUPZ!!!! I NEED YOU!!!!
Could you please post this video as a new blog PLEASE! I know it has nothing to do with VH1, but I need everyone’s opinions on this song! It’s driving me F-ING CRAZY!!!!
OK, here’s the debate or concern for anyone who can remember music: If everyone is familiar with TEVIN CAMPBELL, I remember “Use Your Heart” as being my favorite SWV song. Now, I stick by what I say when I say “TEVIN CAMPBELL sang the last verse of this song!” It sounds just like him!
SWV may have filmed this video without him and he is not credited on the song, but artists don’t always choose to be credited (case in point Boyz II Men on LL’s “hey lover”). Anyway, people seem to think Taj of SWV sang that break, but I specifically recall seeing them perform it on “Showtime at the Apollo” and LeeLee was singing that verse not Taj!!! Sooo, the point is, can anyone get proof or know If TEVIN CAMPBELL really did sing that last verse?
THANKS ANYONE WHO CARES TO HUMOR ME!!!
OMG Pharrell produced that song; THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART! Tevin Campbell? Wow! I’m gonna have to talk to someone that I have on my MySpace that knows Pharrell & see what he says.
Thanks CJ! But I swear, as many times as I’ve listened to that song…That has to be him! From the moment I heard the song I knew it was him! Tevin Campbell was the very first CD I ever owned! -don’t judge me, he was big back then lol!- Cristal knows alot people too, i’m frantically trying to get a hold of her to see if she knows anything.
Good luck; that girl STAYS on the move from what you tell us! LOL!
OMG!
Steupz, I just ate some great Chinese food, make a post about it!
OT = On topic
I’m disappointed in this show.
Rod, you are just…. aargh.
So are you going to tell me what’s in your av? Ever?
If it was something a bit more particular, like the last one (Bionic Commando BTW), I’d be more than willing to give you the answer.
But this one! This one everyone should know. Your search must continue…don’t cheat.
I DON’T KNOW!
Star Wars! Flash Gordon! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! FUUUUUCK!
Images are always the way to go with movie trivia.
Keeps fake movie buffs at bay by rendering google almost useless.
OT:
Why does Brandi C. seem hotter now?
Isn’t that that computer thing that used to talk and the red flashed when it did? You know what I mean!
Very good Lauryn!
Close, but CJ needs to get this on her own.
Maybe she seems hotter because she isn’t wearing skimpy clothes?
Blasphemy!
Less is always more, that’s the true guys code.
“Set sail meh matey’s, there be booty in them waters.” Pimps at Sea.
I’m out.
Why are you out? Pirates of the Caribbean? Is that it?
I just made coffee. Steupz, can we make a post about it?
Can anyone see my new gravatar?
I’d have made a post about that Megan thing had Bourgy seen it before VH1. But as it is, I’ll just link to them when the opportunity comes.
Lauryn, if that’s not sarcasm, I’ll have to decline. Just posting that would be a bit weird.
1mus, maybe if there was a picture to go with it.
Veronica, ditto.
STEUPZ!
Yes?
Nothing
You gonna do that coffee post?
I’m probably in the minority, but I loved the first episode. I love Megan and Brandi C, and most of those guys are so weird that it actually makes the show even more entertaining.
Real Chance Of Love 2 first episode was better than this, though.
I knew Joe was gay. He said so in the extras. Megan still likes him though.
I think Ryan will win.
Hi Steupz,
Hello to ALL…I like this show…Megan carries this show very well. I didn’t care for her; but after watching the first episode, I will be watching.
INTERESTING…to be continue.
@Corey, is that you? (the Corey on this Show)
“Have Corey been fooling us all and is a Millionaire?”
p.s. Finally something to watch on Vh1…DOL and Charm School = FAIL. Also waiting on Real Chance of LOve 2.
This weird. I was on the old blogtalk and saw your name and wondered where you went to.
I come on this blog everyday. You finally had something I want to comment on.
So now both Peyton and Brandon are posting?
Two fucking different accounts.
Fuck both of you bitches, and I don’t give a fuck if people don’t like it that I’m starting shit right now.
Speaking of, if that was Peyton in those pics Works posted… cute girl!
Nice piercing!
this has probably been discussed already but will ILM 3&4 have 19 cast members or 21 cast members?
A rich black stripper is very possible.. The guys at Chippen Dales make LOADS of money.. Though I doubt they’d want him in their show with that horrible birthmark. You’d think with all the money he’s got he’d get it surgically removed! if that’s possible that is
I love Megan and granted the premiere was not the most theatrical, at least it wasn’t that bad. I thought Megan and Brandi looked so good… Cecil looked like a total confused idiot, but whatever, screw her.
As far as the show is concerned, I always like to try to guess the winners of these shows based on the editing of the first couple episodes. Granted I was wrong about Brittanya and her winning CS3, I’ve been able to guess the winners of all of these shows lately and I’m thinking Shaun wins this one… just got a feeling.
Can’t wait to see more of this show too though.
I suppose Ryan is also a likely winner for her also since she likes what he has to offer *no pre-nup*.
Was wondering if anyone knows how many viewers she got? Hoping to God she beat DOL’s initial ratings…
Hey guys, I’m new here, I hope this is the right way to post.
Yes it is, homey.
Awsome, it was confusing cause there’s no login.
Anyway, Im a huge fan of megan and I was pumped for her new show but the premiere was a bit bland. We need more Brandi C!
Yeah, Brandi C looked ridiculously hot. But next week should tell us if the show is any good or not
I knew there was something like “unicorns and rainbows” with Joe. Honestly, that dude does not swing both ways. We all know that is is gay to the fullest degree.
I think Alex is cute is a g33ky way. Francisco, Ryan, Shaun aren’t too bad. Matt in a teddy bear way… (hey now, there is not much to choose from)
I can’t get over Punisher’s stain. It’s almost as bad at t-weed’s moldy parts.
Punisher’s weird stain looks like a badly healed knife wound… that man is just so weird and probably into bondage and whatnot…He might hang around for a while, but there’s no way i see him going til the end
Yeah, I doubt they would’ve shown Megan making horrific faces at his birthmark if he makes it to the final, but I do see him going further than any black person has gone on Rock of Love or any of its spin-offs before.
Also, if I were that kid’s grandpa, I would disinherit his goofy looking ass after watching this. And buy him braces.
I’m not surprised that this show was a disappointment for me.
There were so many pedophiles, blatant homosexuals, and just plain old freaks of the night on this show that made me question if I was actually watching Megan’s show or To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen.
i dunno if anyone else mentioned this because i’m not reading through all these comments, but i just wanted to point out that Tiny put TI on, not vice versa. She looks like a molested rat, but she was raking in the money when she was in Xscape, and that’s the only reason (i guess) TI fux with her.
also- MWAM was pretty boring.
This is Donald from “MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE.” I see on bourgy that FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J’s Danger needs a co-host for her radio show. Does anyone think I should apply?
You should. You were a fan favorite on Megan Wants a Millionaire. You definitely have the following.
Nah, what’s the point? You’re not going to get the gig. But I love to be proven wrong.
Do you think she’s looking for someone that fits a particular demographic? I don’t know. Donald definitely knows how to build a following, and he’s different than what everyone will expect I don’t rule out the possibility that she’ll take his bid into consideration.
Sure, why not?
She’s a psycho bitch though. Keep that in mind.
Found the Premiere episode.
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=CECBKKRM