Megan Wants A Millionaire: Premiere
It might be the first VH1 ‘of love’ show without ‘love’ in the title but that’s entirely appropriate for Megan Wants A Millionaire.
It’s about time we stopped thinking love can be got from these shows and ‘love’ is a four-letter word for a gold-digger anyway.
The premise of the show would seem ridiculous, after all, millionaires shouldn’t have to come on VH1 to bag a hot chick, right?
Right?
Well think again. Have you seen Bill Gates’ wife? Or TI’s wife, Tiny?
As per usual, the contestants are introduced early. But this time, they are brought to the mansion in what looks like a Bentley and greeted by Megan Hauserman herself. (If it isn’t a Bentley, forgive me, I’m more familiar with Peugeots and Toyotas)
The guys don’t immediately strike you as wealthy, but some that stood out are:
Joe Pescola – The Trust Fund baby (I’d be careful of a dude whose name has ‘Joe Pesc’ in it)
Donald- The Producer (Dude makes me scared to get old. The lameness is just too much)
James – The Baby (He must be the lost Osmond or something)
Punisher (A rich BLACK stripper? Is that even possible?)
And Megan ‘put her team on’ too. It’s her old reality tv pals, Brandi C and Cecille. It’s kinda so like Megan that her friends are people she met on tv, but Cecille’s belly bump is even weirder. (You can’t be thin and have a big-ass belly. You just can’t!)
Weirder still, the guys seem to not only recognize Brandi C, but appeared really excited to meet her.
After the initial greetings there was the rigmarole of Megan interviewing the dudes as she figured out which three millionaires would leave on Day 1.
It was pretty bland stuff, save for Audi using ‘conversate’ (They might as well make that shit a word), Punisher showing his birthmark (That’s more like a tire-mark than a birthmark), and Al barking at Megan.
In the end, Audi, James and Donald were let go, and no one can argue with that.
‘Twasn’t the best Premiere I’ve ever seen, but it’s worth a second look.
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i dunno if anyone else mentioned this because i’m not reading through all these comments, but i just wanted to point out that Tiny put TI on, not vice versa. She looks like a molested rat, but she was raking in the money when she was in Xscape, and that’s the only reason (i guess) TI fux with her.
also- MWAM was pretty boring.
This is Donald from “MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE.” I see on bourgy that FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J’s Danger needs a co-host for her radio show. Does anyone think I should apply?
You should. You were a fan favorite on Megan Wants a Millionaire. You definitely have the following.
Nah, what’s the point? You’re not going to get the gig. But I love to be proven wrong.
Do you think she’s looking for someone that fits a particular demographic? I don’t know. Donald definitely knows how to build a following, and he’s different than what everyone will expect I don’t rule out the possibility that she’ll take his bid into consideration.
Sure, why not?
She’s a psycho bitch though. Keep that in mind.