Megan Wants A Millionaire Episode 2: Show Me The Money 
Second episode of Megan Wants A Millionaire and it’s make or break time because the premiere was a bit of a snoozefest.
Cleverly, the producers have set up a business center for the guys to carry on making and growing their money. (Hmmn, maybe they really are millionaires)
The challenge today (Valentine’s Day in real time) is about ‘gift-giving’ and the guys are presented with a table full of… stuff.
This is not what I wanted to see, really. It looks like one of those piss-poor challenges from Charm School.
Wisely, most of the guys ignore the table and do their own thing.
Mr Mike, who looks like Luca Brazi from The Godfather, calls up a designer friend of his to bring a dress over.
Well that’s weird, but not really. If you’ve seen enough Mafia movies you know they tend to front a lot of odd ‘business concerns’. The dress stuns Megan.
Al - who needs to redeem himself - pleases Megan with an $8000 check in favor of a tanning salon that provides spa treatments, botox injections and breast enhancements. (We learn the latter from Brandi C, who reveals that’s where she got her breast job)
Megan is unusually thrilled.
Alex brings over-sized lingerie, Cisco cooks (gay guy #1) and Shaun turns himself into sushi.
Punisherrrrrrrrr… errrrr… errrr dons his stripper suit and has himself whipped by the women. The white women! (Now we know what reality tv was like in the 1800′s… SMH)
And then there was Garth, the Ed Hardy plant (there’s always one). He lip-synched over a sort of industrial rock/rap song he wrote for Megan. (Sounded like ‘Two Inch Nails’)
Megan is not impressed. The skit date selectees are Mike, Al and Shaun!.
Garth the Plumberrrrrr is distraught and heads-off to Megan’s room. After epically failing at seduction he declares, ‘You’re not feeling me, I can feel it.’ (Feel off dude. Just feel off!)
Skivvies
Before the ski date, the guys are show a catalog of items they can buy for Megan to accentuate the date. (Wtf?)
Mike declines, but Shawn and Al decide they’ll split the cost and purchase all three items. Al uses cash, but Shaun’s card is declined. Good guy that he is, Al pays for it all.
Now your first thought is Shaun is a broke bitch, but… there are banks that decline your card if it is swiped in another country if you don’t advise them you’re traveling. It’s noted as suspicious activity.
Maybe it’s the same when you travel across states?
At that point the show goes to ads and we see a MWAM promo with ‘Eeny Meeny Miny Money’ (Wtf? After Punisher got whipped maybe that’s not the best thing to show)
Whatever!
Elsewhere Garth calls his friend to come pick him up, but his friend seems way too accommodating, like the shit was staged or something. And besides that, Garth’s jackets make Bill Cosby’s sweaters look like Armani.
He tells Megan he is leaving, but Megan (the master manipulator, remember?) spots his game and goes dominatrix on him.
‘You’re lucky to be here!’, she warns; and convinces him to stay.
On the date, Al has a change of heart on sharing the presents. He gifts Megan the jacket and she responds, ‘Oh I love it. Oh it’s juicy’ (I guess black people are right, ‘red’ IS a flavor!)
(Ashley tells me, it’s Juicy Couture to which she refers)
As the date concludes, the guys are given individual time and Al not only presents the third gift, a Tiffany snowflake bracelet, but adds a necklace as well.
Megan is overwhelmed.
Elimination
At elimz, Megan looks beautiful in the Mike-bought dress. After sparing a lot of the guys, she produces the scissors, which prompts Dave to say, no ‘squeal’ is a better word, “Oh my God, they are so huge!” (::raises eyebrows::)
She then sends Garth packing because that cunt does not know whom he’s playing with.
She threatens to eliminate Joe (gay guy #2) but he wins her over with the worst kiss on TV since Whiteboy’s in ILNY1. And in the end, it’s Shaun whose credit is declined. (Again)
Good episode I thought, but this is a show only fans will appreciate.
Did ‘Matic do this recap?
No, it appeared in my mailbox from an anonymous contributor
Kinky.
I wasn’t even here to watch the show….not that I would have watched if I was here.
Joe is beyond gay!! Why did he open his mouth like that to kiss her? It looked disgusting and horrible
Hello ALL…
I like this show…I’m glad Megan sent Garth PACKING!!!(hate him)
She really know how to handle herself with these fools.
Question: Do you all believe the men on this show is looking to marry Megan (outside the green card seeker)?
She going to get all the money and gifts she can out of these rich losers…hell I would have done this type of show too. It’s a win, win type of deal.
I wonder if they truly are paying for those gifts. There has to be some sort of subsidy.
If not, then Go Megan!
It’s good to see Babygirl Pebbles again; Very good recap Steupz.
Laughing my ass off @ Megan having a gift registry for EACH date.
That’s what I was looking for… ‘gift registry’
Yes…we all know she did this show for the GIFTS. Vh1 had to give her something special with that Sharon thing at the reunion. So she traded her suit for this show…and she’s going to CLEAN UP. Got to love her for that. So after each date she’s going to have gifts (and I’m sure the guy’s going to top each other over and over) Again, way to go Megan!
Yeah, I can’t knock Megs for her game. If you know that this is just all a big farce, why not reap all the material benefits you can?
Steupz, do you have any idea why my gravatar isn’t showing up on this site? I am so annoyed, its so cute & nobody can even see it…
Have you seen it elsewhere, Mel… Licious.
As in another site?
Because there is a certain place I go to which reveals it if it’s not showing here and it hasn’t changed!
I suggest you have another go at Gravatar.com
Steupz,
Gravatar.com says everything is fine… any suggestions for another site where I can check?
Concreteloop.com
Bossip.com
Theybf.com
Necolebitchie
Any of those will reveal the truth
Thanks.
Clear your cache?
Or maybe you’re using a different email address than the one you’re using to post?
Also on Joe kiss…I don’t care if he Straight or Gay, that kiss was NASTY…who kisses like that?
Whether you kiss a man or woman with passion, it not done like that. Where he get that from? I think Joe is a VIRGIN and never been kissed. Even though he go for the other team. (IMO)
Mouth wide open.. I thought he was gonna suck her face in! Just nasty!
What’s the convention on tongue kissing? Who slips the first tongue?
It will never be known. If the kiss is passionate and you’re feeling yourself the tongue just comes out all by itself…LOL
Forgot this was on.
They’re replaying this at like 11, right?
One would hope.
Yeah. I ask ’cause there’s way better programming (True Blood) on at the time that this is on.
Looks like Joe wanted to be sure Megan’s tongue touched nothing but air. Probably would have grossed him out.
Joe is awesome. I think he’s my favorite.
I like Joe too…but the kiss was NASTY!!!
Wonders what V’s boyfriends look like.
And Babygirl’s.
Ugh, I’m not attracted to that thing.
I like him as a VH1 character.
Dude, Joe is awesome.
+1 on that.
I wouldn’t necessarily want to make out with him…… but I would definitely go out, drink, and bring out his inner cunty bitch.
It would be like a dream date. I love my LGBT brethren f0 sh0.
@Steupz…he don’t look GAY…and by the way I like Joe as a viewer on this show (that is all). I have no romantic feeling for him. Plus after that kiss I might start having nightmares.
I think Joe is either gay or socially retarded.
Btw Steupz – I know credit cards do that declining thing when you leave the country. State to state I’m not so sure, unless you have already put a fraud alert on it, or you buy something weird. I’m willing to bet that Shawn is just broke.
Then he’s a true fool to present his card and face that shame.
What was he hoping for?
No idea. I’m pretty sure travelling state to state will do nothing, because I’ve used my card up in NH and Vermont (being from Mass.) and it’s never been declined.
@Jess…I go for broke.
Some women love that vacuum-in-your-mouth type kiss.
Don’t tell me you haven’t had a kiss where the guy was almost sucking out your uvula.
I’ve done that a few times and the girls loved it.
I think!
(wait, I don’t think I got a second date, lmao)
It’s not disgusting.
It really depends on what the guy looks like…
Totally thought that said vulva.
I’d be down for that, if that was the case.
DEAD!
@Stepuz…there is nothing wrong with a full mouth open kiss, just don’t start the kiss off like that…start off slow with a closed mouth and work your way up to that. Also the only time I got into a full open mouth kiss was when it was time to get busy. So always start off slow with a closed mouth and work your way to a full open mouth…and by the way, I not sure if I ever opened my mouth like that even on a full open mouth kiss. People kiss with passion, there is no trick to it…just feel your kiss all in your body and you know you’re doing it right. (IMO)
Maybe it was something specifically about YOU that had that affect on those females, Steupz, because trust, there is NOTHING appealing about a guy trying to shallow your whole face. Yuck. I hate a dude that cant kiss…
Potato…Potahto.
Some women might say it’s gross, other women might say it’s passion.
It’s like a love bite, it only hurts when you’re not feeling the moment.
Hey, I hear you; to each his own. I’m not against open mouth kissing at all, but as Babygirl succinctly stated, you need to work up to it.
I’m also not opposed to giving instruction on how to kiss better, it’s just that it can a bit of mood-killer to have to play teacher… I’m of a mind that once you’ve reached my age, you should have acquired some mastery of your romantic skills….
Yup, if a girl is exceptionally pretty, she can do me anything and I’m good.
I’m just curious, but, if you had millions of dollars, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON MEGAN?
Because they’re retards.
Power of the pussy man.
Even scrunched up mayonnaise face making pussy, like Megan’s.
Oh, and probably because some people are just tacky fame whores regardless of how much money they may already have, and if you ad a cocky state of mind to that, being able to buy a girl like Megan (she is still good looking enough, and very quick witted) has got to be a nice “stroke of the ego” so to speak.
And lastly, not to sound like a feminist dictator weirdo or anything, but, there are A LOT of really stupid men out in the world (women too, but I digress).
LMAO!!! Joe is gay you can just feel it…And Im glad those ILM Traits havent left her yet…you cant play Megan thats for sure!
Joe might as well give it up.
I like his response after the kiss… ‘I really felt something’, lol; as if he were convincing himself, or shocked he did.
LOL…I caught that too…
Shawn was one of the only decent guys..
Shawn was a BROKE liar!!!
I hear you Babygirl. But you don’t know until you know, and I don’t think I was the best kisser early on.
Though, I’m certain I was never horrible at it.
I could be the judge of that.
I don’t get why guys like Joe even contest a show like this.
Air time…after this he will be BIG in the gay clubs…when Joe come in the club, Gays from all over will be hollering his name…
Lmao. Probably.
Joe? No. Jesus son of fucking Mary Christ, no.
Nate, you have a touch of the Frankie Muniz in ya.
you… just compared me to the midget from Malcolm in the middle.
Hollowering…
Because they wanna be a Reality Whore…just like the rest…
We shouldn’t bite the hand that entertains us.
I’m done watching. The handsome guy & the funny guy are gone; no need to watch. The recap will do just fine, tyvm.
You don’t think TJ is nice looking for an older man? He’s probably the most attractive one on the show.
To me, he looks like he draws his facial hair on with eyeliner.
Aggro…
I hope it’s worth the wait.
Thanks for the genuine sympathy, steupz… *l
OMG EW EW EW
SEX TOY DAVE IS FROM LYNNFIELD EW
Anything on True Blood tonight?
Seems we’re growing. I think we have five or six hardcore TB ‘commenters’ now.
Why yes.
I emailed you two previews, dunno if you watched them. Here, btw: http://true-blood.net/2009/08/06/videos-two-new-looks-at-timebomb/#tvg
“Sookie’s captivity takes an unexpected turn when Eric arrives to do his master’s bidding on the eve of the Fellowship’s lockdown. In Bon Temps, Sam finds himself in hot water after making a gruesome discovery at Merlotte’s, and Andy proves no help in coming to his defense. Sent home by Bill, Jessica and Hoyt learn that when it comes to sex, every time is the first time. Tara and Eggs devour a mysterious meal prepared by Maryann, with unexpected results. After Jason pays off his debt to the vampires, Godric looks to enlighten his more single-minded followers.”
Also, this photo worries me. (From the Comic-con trailer):
WHO’S BLONDE HAIR IS THAT!!!!
Just DEADDDDDDDDDD @ ‘Don’t use words you don’t understand!’
S: You must really love him.
E: Don’t use words I don’t understand.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why you tryna steal my shine, kid.
CAUSE ERIC IS MINE<33333
I was gonna quote that next!
[bout to cry]
*wipes your tears*
There’s lots more Eric quoting goodness coming. Trust.
Should I put it up?
If you want. Might hold the TB commenters over until the recap.
(I guess black people are right, ‘red’ IS a flavor!)
I’ve always preferred purple flavor myself.
DId everyone else think this episode was a HUGE improvement from the premiere.
I think for the first time on a love show I was entertained without the prospect of people getting ghetto on one another or ready to fight.
I was cracking up when I heard shawn’s idea to serve sushi on himself naked and when garth put together that weird sex mode song.
What did bother me was the fact that these fools are forced into spending money not only on the challenges but on the dates. SMH…
Yes, it was a better ep. And the two people that made it worth watching are now gone.
This episode was way better then the premiere. I was really iffy at first, but she won me over with her skills while dealing with that douche nozzle Garth.
Granted he is no huge intellect so it wouldn’t be that difficult to put him back in his place… I’ve kind of wanted to stab him with a dull butter knife since he first showed up on the screen in his tacky, Ed Hardy gear. Then after dissing Donald (love him) and Joe (love him more) it was fucking on.
I literally cringed when I saw that awful joe kiss. … couldn’t even watch the replay. *ughhh* like really? REALLY? have you ever kissed any woman or man in your life!??? I think I might throw up. I was wishing he’d go home… because I can’t stand to see him try to chomp her face again… and he’s just a whiny cry baby.
I’m thinking my first real, real kiss may have been equally as bad as Joe and Megans kiss. In my defense however, it was also my first time smoking the weed ….<3, it was true love, and I'm not talking about the kiss, but enough about that… soo…. yea… cottonmouth is a hell of a mood killer, that's all I'm saying. holler.
Actually when she said juicy she was referring to the brand, Juicy Couture.
Ohhhhh, thanks Ashley.
smh @ me knowing that and being a straight male, no homo.
210, don’t shake that head too much, bruh.
But, how DID you know THAT!
Ashley,
Do you know where I could purchase the Juicy Couture Red Ski
Jacket Megan received on the show?
Thanks,
D
Added the correction.
Grazi.
No problem.
I guess I missed a fairly decent episode.
I went to a theme park instead. It sure beats staying at home watching TV.
I guess I’ll try and catch a rerun.
I missed the other 2 so I watched the rerun @ 1:30 in the morning lmfao.
I am kinda pissed @ the two that went home–granted they F’d up majorly on this episode, but Garth was entertaining on this episode and Shaun was my favorite–one of the few “normal” people in this show.
Joe needs to GTFO. He’s definitely not straight and like everyone else already said, wtf was with that kiss? His mouth was open like he was about to…well, nevermind. You fill in that blank. LMFAO
THIS, THIS AND THIS!!!
Thank you guys! I must say the editing does make me look a little ruff. Even when I watched it, I was shocked! lol. All in all a really great time! Gotta love Al! (wink) again thanks for the support! and if you have any interest in my real life, feel free to visit http://www.myspace.com/shaunpaulrobertson Im sure we can be friends!
Shaun
What we wanna know is… the explanation for your credit card decline
$TRUE STEUPZ I WANT 2 2??$
Ok, simple enough! and thanks for the interest! First, The card was not credit, it was a debit card. (same as cash as we all know). Second, if you view the clip, you will notice the credit card machine on the desk is portable, and the phone number that its linked to is from a “residence” line.(not a retail location or website where most people use cards). My bank was doing exactly what its setup to do. Protect! This series of events threw RED FLAGS everywhere! It wasn’t so much as a “Decline” as it was a “call for authorization”. You clearly hear Niles say it during my panic, lol!! (why in GODs name would I pay for something with a “BAD” card in front of millions of people on a show called Megan wants a millionaire)? OK Third, this scene is shot at 2am pacific time, way past hours for authorization approval. So last but not least, they cut out the scene the next morning of me on the phone with the bank explaining the situation, as well as me picking up the tab at the ski slopes where i pay with the exact same card for everyones drinks. Now had I been smart, I would have spoke in more detail to my banker in regards to what I might have been engaging when on the show. So this is my fault, but it did made for a great story for all the viewers. Haha, now yes, i know i could have called good ol Al out, but it really just isn’t my style. I wanted to go on this show as myself, not some guy who rips on others only to better himself by throwing people under a bus. To me, these are TRUE characteristics of spineless people. Plus Karma is a bitch! Thanks to all for support! and thanks Siege! Ive never been to this site till a week ago. Good Stuff! The comments are great, Love how some hated my scarf so much! haha
Really hope you guys enjoy the show! http://www.enkamp.com
Shaun
Wow, so you were pretty much screwed over in the end? And nice way to stick to your character–a lot of people on these shows don’t do that (or never had any character to begin with lmao).
You are probably better off with a (non)gold-digging girl who isn’t Megan anyway! Haha.
Thanks, Shaun.
::glares at Steupz & J Work::
She should have kept you. Now the show’s not worth watching…
Haha, hey Shaun. You were awesome on the show!
thank ya hun! you guys are great. make sure you check out behind the scenes at vh1s site. The battle royal on dishes gives you a more real shaun to view, pretty funny stuff! (fyi love ur AVI jagged)
ftr I’m a guy lol I was just a fan of you on the show :-X LMAO.
but yeah I got it from Rich’s recap @ VH1.com, and thanks.
Damn! HAHA my bad bro! lol, i think i should stay off the net, till all this blows over! hahaha, I keep walking myself into S*&% !!
On the real! mad thanks and respect Jag! it seems most dudes like to hate or talk trash. Only reason I thought you were female! lol No disrespect son!
lol it’s all good it happens you don’t know who’s really who online lmao.
but yeah, no disrespect from here, either. I thought you were one of the realest people on the show and probably one of the few I could actually relate to on there, plus most of the other guys were socially awkward as hell lol.
lol don’t be mean at least he came here with some respect
Double aggro!
Mel-Licious, are you entering the same email address you use on your gravatar account in the email column on this site? If you are, I know what the problem is. I had the same issue. Go to Gravatar & log in, and click on the image. It’ll ask you to confirm that this is the image you want to use; after you confirm, it’ll show up. If you can’t see it at that point, clear your history, and it’ll pop up.
Can’t wait to see it!
Thanks, Siege. I’ll try that…
I can’t wait to see this episode. Between Daisy, Real and Chance and Megan; I really didn’t think Megan’s show would be the one I’d end up most interested in. I hated her so much before this, but now I must admit she’s really grown on me. The socially awkward, speech-impaired millionaires also are probably my favorite cast of any of these shows, believe it or not. It’s just impossible to know what incredibly odd thing they will say or do next.
thank god for my power coming back on
Why are these RCOL 2 girls keep bringing up ROL? jeez! I heard it 3 times!
It’s annoying, innit?
$SO JUS 1 LEAVING N ITS FUD OBVIOUSLY WE KNO DAT LIL FUG AZZ BYTCH GOIN HOME L0L JUS CUT IT SHORT$
$N APPPLE STILL EXISTS N D AHOUSE ANOTHER WTF?? L0L HER PURPOSE??$
Apple is a filler. She will be gone in 2 episodes tops. The one I’m more leery about being a Risky level Background City resident is Classy. She does absolutely nothing yet it seems like they will keep her around because everyone else will act a fool and eliminate themselves.
Apple needs to fucking talk. I’ve barely heard one word out of her.
Is she the new meatball?
EA, I was just saying exactly what you said. She’s the new Hoopz/Risky/Jes.
$YA APPLE NEEDS 2 GO BORING NO PUPOSE HER TYME IS WASTED REALLY N YA CLASSY WILL B DAT SHES COOL BUT SHES GONNA B A CALSSIER RISKY FRUM WUT I C$
I dont know EA Classy seems like she has something up her shirt….I saw the supertrailer and it seems like she gets into it with PS about Real.
The first episode of My Antonio is up on the VH1 website.
*cues everybody not to give a shit*
$BOUT 2 WATCH N START RECAP$
Which episode did Whiteboy give “the kiss”?
I think that would be episode 2 of ILNY1. The one with the Mangeant because he won the solo date on that challenge.
Why is Francisco gay guy #1??
Only Joe (and before Shaun) had those homosexual vibes…
I hope Joe makes it far though :X
How did Shaun seem gay? I’m not seeing that at all lol.
If I had to pick another gay guy, I would have went with the other trust fund kid (James?) that she eliminated in the first episode.
“How did Shaun seem gay?”
It’s the “whole tablecloth worn as a scarf” thing. That & his apparent lack of a spine set off my gaydar in a big way…
Thanks for summing it up for me.
The earrings and the rest of his fashion style overall seemed too flashy in my opinion.
I actually like Megan more now.
She eliminated the “villan” Garth cause he was a douche.
Good for her. The villan usually makes it far for ratings sake.
Seems like VH1 is kissing major ass and letting Megan do what SHE wants.
Notice how she has hardly kissed anyone? I’m not counting that weird gay guy..that shit was staged.
This is Megan’s show and she is in complete control.
I love how she has no shame in her game. She’s not here for love and she’s not going to fake it. She wants money and gifts and she’s getting them.
Gotta love her for being honest.
sex mode…. god you taste so yeaaaaaaaaaa…. I think it’s the next Popozao.
ungodly terrible 09′, just like him.
and then he fucking goes to her room and sings it to her!!! WTF. I’m sorry but like, I can’t be the only one that was slack jawed by witnessing that monstrosity of human wastes performance in the bedroom.
AND THEN he thought he was going to pwn Megan with a passive aggressive plea for attention with the credit card.
Oy.
Sorry, I hate that I gave any second of recognition to the colossal waste of molecules that is Garth by saying all of that, but I feel so much more at peace with the world having done so. Huzzah.
oh AND he looks like beetlejuice
for all those DYING to listen to Garth the Plumber’s “Sex Mode” one more time, it’s on this myspace
http://www.myspace.com/niknikateen
Dude, that was awesome of you to come on here and explain the situation.
Could you maybe also explain why you wear so much lipstick?
DEAD!!!