Scream Queens Mock Movie Trailer

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This should interest the zombie heads. It’s the mock movie trailer shot for Episode 4 of ‘Scream Queens’
I hardly know anything about movie making that doesn’t involve a hidden camera in my bedroom so you lot will have to proceed to Joke and Biagio, to read the finer points and stuff about Robert Rodriguez and whatnot.

316 Responses to “Scream Queens Mock Movie Trailer”

  1. I think it’s more shocking because he going to do a show about getting sober and he dies from an overdose.

    Plus, he was only 36 years old.

    1. Was he going to be on Celebrity Rehab?

  2. When are they supposed to be airing that Rehab 3 anyways??? Im excited for Joey RW Hollywood is on there!!! And the others!!

    1. I thought he cleaned up!

  3. what a crazy year, eh?

  4. Ashley would love to be on another reality show. She’s said that what she really wants to do.

    But how come it doesn’t seem like she’s on ILM? :|

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I-numh1dbc

    1. Go to 1:01.

    2. “Ashley would love to be on another reality show. She’s said that what she really wants to do.”

      YouTube is the only thing close to her getting a her own show as it can get.

      Not having her on TV is better, M’kay?

      1. lmmfao

        1. M’kay! :D

  5. I see M-Town said hello to me in my email but I can’t find it to reply to, so hello back at ya, M.

    And I doubt Junk will come here. She holds court on Twitter and does a fantastic job of responding there.
    But good of you to ask and even better is she proves me wrong.

    1. I see M-Town said hello to me in my email but I can’t find it to reply to, so hello back at ya, M.

      That’s kinda creepy. I think she likes you! Aww. She’s always telling you all these personal stories like, randomly and out of nowhere.

      Cute.

      1. LOLOLOLOLOL

        I LOVE YOU V<3

      2. That’s cool cause I like her too.

        1. No, but she want to blow you. Badly.

          1. Oh christ V. Ewwwwwwwww.

            But she’s not wrong. lmfao..

            1. But she could be useful for Steupz. Her tits are so saggy that they’d be amazing for titjobs.

            2. She has too much class to think like that.
              If she likes me at all it would be more thoughts of a dinner-type event.

              Big woman stuff, the kinda stuff you wouldn’t quite get.

            3. Oh, she’s big alright.

            4. Yeah.. She is.. and not in a good way….
              *shudder*

              This is probably gonna start a whole lick of drama…

          2. Big woman stuff, the kinda stuff you wouldn’t quite get.

            Oh, yes. :)

  6. Yes, Steupz, Junk does hold court on Twitter, but it doesn’t hurt to try. ::WINK::

  7. LOL! Actually, I never have “emailed” Steupz. He misspoke. But he is right: I am a “take to dinner” kind of lady. Oh, and V, if I can assure you anything, I can assure you that I am not “saggy.” (I told mentioned that I’m a “freak of nature”!!) Actually I’m quite toned and have more of a tennis player’s physique, I guess. Very toned legs, torso, arms, and shoulders. Oh, and very large, nice tits. What can I say? I’m sure ya’ll say it for me! LMAO!!!!!!!

    1. Why do you ALWAYS have to bring up your breasts? None of us care how big or nice they are.. Which given the fact that you say it so damn much, is probably not true.

      1. Didn’t someone else bring up her breasts before, anyhow?

        1. Nope. She’s the only one who brings them up.

          1. “Veronica
            August 28, 2009 at 6:21 pm | Permalink But she could be useful for Steupz. Her tits are so saggy that they’d be amazing for titjobs.”

            Really.

            1. Yes, really Maze.

              Veronica only brought that up to mock her about how often she brings them up.

              Please don’t start with me Maze, I actually like you and think you’re cool.

            2. I like you too but sometimes this drama hits a wrong nerve on me.. which is probably why I should stay off here when I am stressed.

            3. Can I ask why? I mean, we’re not attacking you or talking shit about you so I don’t see why it bothers you. (And I’m being sincere here, I know it sounds bitchy but I’m curious)

            4. Yeah, I was mocking M-Town, because she fucking talks about her tits every day.

      2. For the record: V brought up my “saggy” boobs. And for the record: my friend sitting next to me says there’s a BIG difference b/t SAGGY and BIG boobs. She says my boobs are downright BIG! LMFAO!!!!!!

        1. Human friend, right?
          Cause I know you women call all sorts of things and people, ‘friend’.

          1. Good one, Steupz. <3

            1. Just banter between friends, Jess.
              Don’t bring me into y’all ‘thingy’

            2. SMH.

            3. Why did you edit my comment?

            4. I did it for you.
              One day you’ll thank me.

            5. But why? It wasn’t even half as bad as some of the shit I’ve said…

          2. No, Steupz, she’s my girl friend of many years, an “adoptive” auntie to my child. She’s a good ruler on the subject.

        2. CHRIST ALMIGHTY

          WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

          1. Normally I would ask you to prove it since I’m pretty sure you look like trailer trash, but I just ate and I actually enjoyed what I ate and I’d like to keep it down.

            1. But that’s the beauty of it (no pun intended), I don’t have to!

            2. But you fucking should considering every one of us except EA/Steupz have posted our pictures. And because you bring it up ALL THE DAMN TIME like you’re some kind of hot shit when you really look like trailer trash.

              Nobody believes you anyway.

              So either STOP BRINGING IT UP, or post your damn pic.

            3. You just said you didn’t want her to.
              Anyways, she has what she claims.

            4. Jess, M-Town is Steupz’ new pet.

              He doesn’t do shit when other people are personally attacked.

              But M-Town… uh oh, he has to jump in and stand up for his girl.

            5. She has what she claims? When have you seen a pic of her? Are you talking about the one on her twitter? That was fucking nasty. I said I didn’t want her to as a joke. I want this bitch to prove it.

              I find it funny 90% of the time when people are attacked for no reason you don’t edit comments or do anything, but when someone deserves it.. you take sides.

            6. Yes I have.

            7. When? Are you talking about the one on her twitter?

              OMG EW are you cybering with her?

            8. Please stop the back and forth, Jess.
              Laterz

            9. No. Tell that lame bitch to stop too.

    2. SO THIS IS A TENNIS PHYSIQUE WITH LARGE BREASTS?

      http://131.tinypic.com/dvhh91.jpg

      Looks saggy to me… They’re supposed to be on your chest, not your stomach boo.

  8. ZING!!!! Not to be on nobody’s side but M-Town good rebound!

    1. Are you kidding? That was horrible.

    2. High Five, Jeremy!

  9. Well come on! I mean what yall thought she was gonna do just lurk like majority people do when they put on the spot? She was doing the exact same thing that we would all do if someone did that. It’s just getting a rebound! I do it all the time on Vh1 Message boards…and Blog.thus getting banned…LOL

    1. But that’s not even what I meant. You’re acting like she just clowned us, which isn’t the case lol.

      1. This shit gets old, la la la.

        1. Esp. when it’s totally unnecessary and unwarrranted in the first place.

          1. You’re one to talk. ;)

  10. @ Jess re: “trailor trash comment”: not everyone has posted pics, like you’ve stated. By the way, I don’t have the capacity to post pics. I never said I was “the shit,” Jess, get outside. BTW, want a pic? Go to twitter. I know ya’ll are watching! LOL

    1. Just posted it, sweetheart.

      You don’t have the capacity? Bitch it is NOT that hard. You posted on on twitter just fine.

      And you might not have said it, but you sure do act like it with your passive-aggressive bitchy. (like with Christine’s twitter) And don’t think other people don’t see it.

      BTW – not everyone = 2 people. Not the majority.

      1. @ Jess: To be “passive-aggressive,” one has to “aggressive.” Wrap your head around that for the weekend! LOL (BTW, I only have the capacity to post what I have on my computer! Obsessed much?) Peace out!!!

        1. you really need to look up the definition of the word passive aggressive

          1. Actually, to save you the trouble, I will just tell you. When you make a comment to someone that is supposed to be rude in a “sweet” way, that is passive aggressive. When you find a person’s twitter and see that you were mentioned in a negative way and say “thank you for keeping me in your thoughts :) ” that’s passive aggressive. You are basically saying “I’m watching you! I know what you said about me!” with a big FAKE smile on your face. When you make comments about someone as a mother (which is the whole START of why I have a problem with you) and say “tsk tsk tsk” you’re being passive aggressive. Now I’m done.

          2. Agreed, Christine. Here, let me do it for you:

            Passive–aggressive behavior is passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following through with expectations in interpersonal or occupational situations.

            Signs of passive-aggressive behavior
            * Ambiguity or speaking cryptically: a means of engendering a feeling of insecurity in others
            * Chronically being late and forgetting things: another way to exert control.
            * Fear of competition
            * Fear of dependency
            * Fear of intimacy as a means to act out anger: The passive aggressive often cannot trust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
            * Making chaotic situations
            * Making excuses for non-performance in work teams
            * Obstructionism
            * Sulking
            * Victimization response: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.

            Btw, I’m not obsessed with you. But you wish I (and the rest of us) were, huh? Telling us to check out your twitter, hoping that we’ll all love you. We don’t, boo. Sorry.

            PS – If you had a friend over who was telling you how great you look, why the FUCK were you on Bourgy? That’s just plain rude.

        2. leave jess alone, shes just going through a mid-life crisis and is trying to act like a bitchy teenager. try and understand where she’s coming from

          1. LOL lovely little unknown lurker.. I AM a bitchy teenager. :)

  11. Now I’m glad I made popcorn. :-)

  12. So I was thinking a making a twitter. But I don’t think I’m a very interesting person.

    Do you guys just use twitter to see other people’s updates?

    Or to contact/hold comment convos?

    1. I use it for both. I use it to keep up w/ my favorite musicians/websites and VH1 people drama.. As well as convo w/ people I know.

    2. Nah we use it for gossip, mostly. Lol.

  13. twitter.com/swaysway1

    and I’ll add you guys as soon as i figure out how.

    1. Following :D

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