Matic’s Real Chance Of Love 2: Episode 5 Recap
For the third episode in a row, the opening focus is on Blonde Baller who tries to stave off rumors that she has a boyfriend.
Since her previous attempts failed, Blonde-Baller decides to go to Chance’s room after eliminations to give him the code to unlock her cell phone.
Chance declines to take it because he feels her willingness to share that information with him means she’s honest (It‘s probably because he didn‘t want to see pics like this).
The next morning, the girls’ Stallionaire mail tells them that they need to ‘prepare to throw down’ for their next challenge.
Once again the girls are separated into 3 teams; (Black Team: Doll, PS, Hot Wings and Baker; Pink Team: Blonde Baller, Spanish Fly, Classy, Lady and Junk; Purple Team: Sassy, Mamacita, Pocahontas and Flirty).
Stallionaire Slam
Again, Junk and Blonde-Baller are not pleased with being on the same team while Hot Wings is determined to win her first challenge.
When the girls arrive at the site of their challenge, they are greeted by professional female wrestlers putting on a show.
Chance and Real address the girls; informing them that they will be participating in the ‘Stallionaire Slam’ (the RCOL equivalent to the Mud Bowl from ROL).
Like last season, the girls have to dress up in silly character costumes and pretend to beat their teammates’ asses. The team that puts on the best display will win the challenge. The girls take a little bit of time to practice with the professional wrestlers before it’s showtime.
The Black Team is first, and their performance seems fairly routine until Hot Wings decides to elbow PS (DAMN! This went from fake to very cringe-worthy in 30 seconds).
The Pink Team is next and Junk’s failed attempt at cuteness overshadows any effort the rest of the team tries to make. The Purple Team is last and they give a very physical performance.
The challenge ends and Real gives the Purple and Black Teams high marks while chiding the Pink Team. However, only one team can win and the Purple Team is declared the winners.
Later for the date, Chance and Real decide to take Sassy and Mamacita out to dinner, but Chance gets extremely drunk in the limo and he continues to drink during the date.
Meanwhile Sassy shares a sad story about her childhood to Real.
Chance however, continues to act rude and belligerent towards Mamacita until he his forced to excuse himself from the table so he can vomit. The date ends up being cut short and Mamacita is disappointed at the outcome (This has to be a first. Having to cut a date short because the HOST got too drunk).
Back at the house, Hot Wings, fed-up with losing challenges, decides she wants to leave so she packs her bags (Shocker! :: rolling eyes::).
(She joins a long list that includes Payshintz, Sammie Spades, Chance, Tango, Kristy Joe, Hotlanta, Kelsey, Marcia, Ashley and Farrah)
When everyone returns to the house, Hot Wings tells Sassy and Mamacita of her decision. Sassy convinces her not to quit and she decides to stay (She wanted an excuse to say because if she really wanted to leave she would have been gone).
The next morning Chance decides to apologize to Mamacita but it’s short-lived because it’s time for Flirty and Pocahontas’s date to the Chelsea Lately show.
The date is pretty uneventful since it was more about being on Chelsea Lately than an actual date.
When Chance and Real return, Junk goes to Chance’s room to trash Blonde-Baller again, but Chance is really not trying to hear her story because he‘s disappointed at not being able to get to know Junk (Foreshadowing maybe?).
Elsehwhere, Lady tries to talk to Real but is nervous and has a hard time trying to get her point across.
In another room, Mamacita starts crying just as Real walks in.
He pulls her aside to try to console her but all it does is make Mamacita confused about who she wants to be with (Worst consolation ever).
Elimination
At elimination, Real gives chains to PS, Sassy, Pocahontas, Doll and Classy, while Chance chooses Hot Wings, Blonde-Baller, Baker, Flirty and Spanish Fly.
Lady, Junk and Mamacita are in the ‘Bottom 3′ and Real says that he wants to give his final chain to Mamacita instead of Lady however Chance says that he has a chain for Mamacita too.
Mamacita stops in her tracks and tries to think about what she wants to do but she eventually decides to accept Real’s chain and stuns everyone in the process.
Real says he eliminated Lady because he didn’t feel a connection with her.
Chance turns to Junk, but admits his last chain was meant for Mamacita so that means she is eliminated as well.
n.Stallionaires: Fake Wanna be millionaires that sleep with horses.
I don’t work for Vh1 but I do work for 51 minds. It’s hard to get details about what there going to do with the show because everything is lockedup about both shows because they’re afraid of a leak. The company is in the works of trying to get the show out there without hearing Vh1 bitch to us. We have been having a lot of problems with them. But one thing for sure is that 51 minds really wants the show to get out because they believe they were going to make a lot of money from it. Also 12 of the cast members have called complaining and bothering us about it and we do feel we should be fair to them. We are continuing to tell the cast members to be hush about the season because we still want to do something with it. It wasn’t our decision to cancel the show it was Vh1s and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention that Vh1 wants both the I Love Money and Megan Wants a Millionaire franchises to never show up again on their network. Ridiculous right? They’re afraid their going to get negative publicity from having anything to do with both shows. We are currently fighting that though.
What is the official cast? Hmmm?
I’ll never get why the ILM franchise has to suffer from the Ryan drama.
It is Ridiculous!! Because i dont think VH1 should be worried about the Ryan drama because if they want money they better stop thinking dumb.
WTF!
Sharon is now being sued AGAIN for trying to run Megan over?!?
The page won’t load for me but tell me if that’s what this is saying
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=46667
No. Not Megan, but the process server trying to serve her legal papers.
Why would Megan press charges on Sharon, rather than the server himself?
And that’s fucked up IF true, and a little weird if Sharon tries calling it an accident, she tried killing the informant. Crazy bitch.
IMO that article is worded really weirdly. But I ask the same question.. why Megan and not the server.
Damn. Sharon’s fucked.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/01/osbourne-accused-of-nearly-crashing-server/
Are you loving this Megan publicity, Corey?
Both articles say that Megan is accusing Sharon of trying to run over the person who was supposed to serve Sharon legal papers stemming from the CS2 thing. Why wait until August/September to make a complaint about shit that supposedly happened in April is retarded and sounds like ploy for attention in my opinion.
Alright, now the articles are working, but the wording is somewhat confusing. They’re saying it happened in April? That’s weird. Sharon probably is going to send out a hitman ater Megan after all of this.
WTFFF and in related douchebag news… Spencer Pratt is LEGALLY changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt”
Dead.
Will you be mad at me when I tell you that your attitude totally reminds me of Spencer? =|
I absolutely loathe Spencer Pratt…. however King Corey has a nice ring to it.
You loathe yourself?
If I’m Spencer, that would make YOU Heidi, which ironically is very fitting in your case for what you aspire to be.
At least it’s not as bad as changing your last name to Ochocinco… right?
.. You lost me. Who did that && why?
Chad Johnson did. He’s a football player for the Cincinnati Bengals and people called him Ochocinco for the longest time ’cause that’s his number (85) and recently he legally changed his last name from Johnson to Ochocinco.
Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals. He legally changed his name to Ochocinco because that’s the only way the NFL would let him put that on his jerzey. His number is 85 (I know that’s not the Spanish number for 85, it’s ochenta y cinco) but yea. He’s pretty full of himself.
does anybody knows Sassy’s myspace?
yea hold on Thing 3….
thanks
That little bitch Cashmere promised us information yesterday and didn’t deliver! OFF with her head!
Let’s burn her to the stake.
Hey Veronica , did you see this ?
http://storeimgs.com/out.php/i38430_S3001.jpg
http://www.myspace.com/cherishonline here you are Thing 3!
ahh, thanks..now i can add my lastest reality crush
Your Welcome! U aint the only one with reality crushes!
Real might have made a mistake eliminating Lady, since Mamacita only picked him to teach Chance a lesson. Plus, from the peviews for the Sept. 21 episode, she kisses Chance & it looks like she goes back to Chance again to me. I’m glad that Junk is gone, she was a instigator(kept too much mess going). PEACE!!!
That’s the previews for the Sept. 14 episode…my mistake. PEACE!!!