Babyface’s My Antonio Episode 3 Recap
This episode of My Antonio starts right after last episode’s elimination ceremony.
Antonio’s mother decides to have a one-on-one chat with Tully and tells her that she can’t stand her and she makes everyone miserable. Tully starts to cry and Antonio’s mom gets up and leaves. (Doesn’t Antonio’s mom look like Angelique?)
Meanwhile, Antonio is inside, bragging to all the girls about what a daredevil he is. Tully storms in, crying and cussing (cue scary music) and goes straight to Antonio and asks him to get her some wine (what!?).
He answers ‘No!’ and Tully starts weeping, and crying, and moaning, and being a total bitch to Antonio. (Why is she still here?)
Antonio gets annoyed and leaves, but not before telling the girls that they will be working out tomorrow (Are we watching My Antonio or The Biggest Loser?)
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The next morning, Antonio plays ‘trainer’ and runs the girls through a bunch of crazy exercises like ‘Follow the Leader,’ ‘Wheelbarrow Hops,’ ‘Butt Scoots,’ and ‘Rope Climbs.’
Tully thinks Jen would make a good work-out partner, but she doesn’t think that Antonio wants to date a man. (I don’t think he wants to date a bulldog either).
After the workout, they all start playing with a slip-n-slide and a water hose. Everyone seems to be having a good time until drama-bitch Tully, hits her head on the ground and has to have a medic come check her out. (Of course she’s already brain damaged, so she was okay.)
Later, Antonio tells the girls he wants them all to write him a love letter. (In order to write a love letter don’t you actually have to be in love?)
So the girls all sit around with their fluffy flower pens and write Antonio a love letter. That is, everyone except for Tully.
Poor Tully is too dizzy to write, so instead, she lies in bed with her teddy bear and makes whimpering noises.
Having completed the challenge, we are treated to a montage of the love letters while the camera pans from Antonio walking down a palm-tree lined path to romantic images of the Hawaiian ocean. (WTF!? This is weird.)
The girls show up after Antonio reads the letters and Antonio asks Tully why she didn’t write him a letter. Tully makes some bullshit excuse that doesn’t make any sense. (Blah blah blah STFU.)
Antonio calls up Tania, Autumn, and Christi because they have the best letters. As a “reward”, he tortures them by forcing them to read their letters out loud in front of everybody.
After she pours her heart out, Antonio tells Autumn that she didn’t win and she sits back down. He can’t choose between Christi and Tania so Tania gets a dinner date that night and Christi gets a date the next day.
Antonio and Tania’s date is pretty boring, but they seem to hit it off pretty well.
Tania returns and brags about her date. Of course, like every other reality dating show, one of the girls who hasn’t gotten any dates now starts whining about how she hasn’t gotten any dates. (Step it up!)
The next day, Antonio tells Christi that they’re going on a yacht for their date. Tully has this pissy look on her face and starts whining about no time with Antonio.
Christi and Antonio’s date goes well, and Antonio gives her the first kiss! (Cue romantic music and make-out scene.)
Antonio and Christi continue their romantic date by swimming in the ocean and making out on top of each other.
Meanwhile, Tully is scheming to “crash” their date. She actually gets someone to drive her on a jet ski to the boat. (Who does that?)
Antonio and Christi are eating together and Tully sneaks around the corner. She asks Christi “woman to woman, mom to mom” (what does being a mom have anything to do with it?) to let her have 10 minutes with Antonio.
Christi agrees, but she looks pissed.
Tully tells Antonio she wants the same chance as every other girl there. (It looks to me like you’ve gotten a lot more chances then all the other girls.)
Antonio says he’s angry that she showed up, but also intrigued. (Her being a bitch is intriguing? SMH) He listens to her, then goes back and starts making out with Christi. Tully does the drama face, then dives into the ocean, before leaving via jet ski.
When Christi gets back to the house, Christi calls out Tully and tells her that she would never do that to her. Tully is speechless, and all the other girls are pissed. Then the fight is over. (This is the least dramatic drama EVER on VH1.)
Elimination
Antonio skips dinner and goes right to elimination. The two people without a lei are Tully (Big surprise!) and Monique.
Antonio tells Monique he hasn’t felt a connection, then asks Tully why she crashed the date. Tully cries and spouts off some more bullshit but doesn’t really answer the question.
She tells Antonio that she loves him, which causes Antonio to “lei” her.
Antonio’s mom is pissed!
Christi asks to have a moment with her without the other girls and Antonio’s mom tells Christi that she wants her to get rid of Tully. (dun dun dun!)
Antonio’s mom is gangsta!
LOL. She is a G.
Angelique? as n frenchy? LMAO!!!
Nice recap! Damn, I wanna see this show so bad!
Tully iz jus embarassin da hell out of herself. I wish Anju an Julann stayed around 2 cause mess.
what I would do to see julann and tully go at it!
I was all into this show last night. Tully is psycho, plain and simple.
Agreed, Antonio’s mom is gangsta!
I like Antonio’s mother. She is, as one poster put it, gangsta but she does it with class.
I didn’t know who Antonio was before this show but I like him, his shyness and how he gets right to the point with his ladies.
I am surprised he has kept his ex-wife on the show this long but I’m sure it’s for drama. Riding out on the ski-boat to interrupt Antonio’s date with Christi on the boat was a desperate move by Tully. It seems like Christi has the upper hand for his affections….so far.
I like this show and looking forward to see how Christi tries to get rid of Tully.
Babyface, I have not seen your name on this blog before but hello and thanks for a nice recap.
thanks!
Oh that’s you Christine. See I don’t even connect your aka with the recap. LOL. Good going girl.
I love this show! And that one girl reminds me of Jess from ROL1, only….manlier
LOL @ Antonio’s mom looking like Frenchy.
I am surprised by how much I like this show. Antonio bugs the shit out of me but his show aint half bad!
Yeah, I think Antonio is full of himself and not even attractive. That’s just me though. However, I do like his mom.
Coral Smith!!!
Coral is the original reality tv HBIC
Great recap, Christine!
I don’t want any of these bitches to win…Antonio is mine!
Love him.
Hi everyone! Good recap Babyface! LMAO @:-
“She is already Braindead so she was ok”
I also agree that Antonio’s mom is gangstar.
What I found amusing in this episode is the fact that Tully hired someone with a jet ski to take her out to the yacht and they made it look like neither Antonio or Kristi heard the sound of the jet ski. In addition to that Antoio’s fake look of shock and horror when Tully tapped him on his shoulder That was just hilarious!
I think that they hired Tully to put a lil spice in the show
I was thinking the same thing when I watched that. I was like ‘how did they not hear the jet ski?’
LOL…I was thinking the same thing New B and Christine. I know they had to hear that jet ski….it’s not like there were dozens of other boats in the water too..they were the only ones out there, how could they not hear.
Am I the only one that thinks this show is extremely boring?
Steven, it’s a man-thing.
We only dig the shows with twenty women to one guy.
Huh?
LOL @ Steven’s answer steupz. I think he might be very young.
I’m almost 18, which is still young, but I’m not like 13 or 14 or something if that’s what you were thinking.
I actually like it:)
and super recap too. Nice to read different opinions
thanks
Hi steupz
this episode was very good i enjoyed it tulley is like a second coming of lacey very coniving and sneaky
antonio’s mom is gangsta she has christi as her hitman
good recap christine
Am I the only one here who hasn’t seen a full ep of this yet?
Good recap Christine.. now I don’t have to watch it XD
Nope; I haven’t seen an episode yet and don’t feel as though I’m missing anything.
According to Destineys Myspace status she was due August 29th. She is having a boy and will name hime Dylan. I wonder if she has had him yet?
Yvonne has Mafie connections, I think….:)
Too bad Monique left, I liked her. I like most of the women. Tully not included.
Hey, I have a question for those who watched this. What is the song of the music they played when they swam during the yacht date?
Antonio is going to be on Chelsea Lately tomorrow night.