Top 10 Reasons You Know You Watch Too Much VH1
10) You see the word ‘DANGER’ and you automatically want to chant “She smashed the Homey!”
9) You are now convinced Flavor Flav ain’t all that bad looking
8 ) You think you can get your classmates eliminated if you snitch on them
7) The sign on your bedroom door says ‘Confessional – DO NOT ENTER!’
6) You think Ed Hardy, bikinis and lingerie are formal attire
5) You dump any boyfriend/girlfriend who wants to act or model because they aren’t here for you.
4) Your Top 10 on MySpace all appeared on a VH1 show
3) You use terms only VH1 fans get (gutta butt, whore goblin, slutacious, dramatical, chunking)
2) You can’t wait to turn 21; not for a drink, but to qualify for a VH1 show.
1) You think Megan Hauserman is worse than Al Qaeda.
From Hollywood Gossip
Phew! Megan Hauserman to Star in Another Reality TV Show
September 3rd, 2009 7:33 AM by Hilton Hater
Filed under: Reality TV, Megan Hauserman
Forget Jasmine Fiore for a moment. There was another victim in the Ryan Jenkins murder/suicide rampage:
Reality star Megan Hauserman.
Due to the fact that one of the contestants on her latest series, Megan Wants a Millionaire, turned out to be a cold-blooded killer, VH1 canceled the dating competition before a winner was crowned.
Perpetual Reality Star
This left Hauserman without a reality TV vehicle for the first time in ages. But that will soon change for the former Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, I Love Money and Rock of Love: Charm School contestant. She’s getting yet another program.
“VH1 is giving Megan her own reality show,” a source told Radar Online, adding that the network “promised Megan her own show… that’s how they bought her silence.”
Really? We’re guessing her silence could have been bought with a free tanning session and a manicure.
The insider said Hauserman won’t anchor another dating-themed series because, well, you saw what happened the last time she tried that. Instead, look for some sort of unscripted program that will likely involve very little clothing.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! *shakes head*
U kno u watch 2 much damn VH1 when u spend a whole night searchin for castmates on da next ILM.(U also watch 2 much if u kno wut ILM means LOL.)
U also watch 2 much damn VH1 when u start 2 fantasize about relations w/ cast members(I’m very much guilty of dis one but I don’t care, I will lick Myammee/So Hood dry LOL!)
“U also watch 2 much damn VH1 when u start 2 fantasize about relations w/ cast members(I’m very much guilty of dis one but I don’t care, I will lick Myammee/So Hood dry LOL!)”
You’re not the only one. I’d suck on Myammee’s tits, fuck Junk doggy-style (Ass 4 life!) and eat out Buckeey.
I’d love a threesome between me, Cali, and Prancer.
DEAD.
Lawd Hammercy
hahahahahahahah.
O god mizz Chardonnay, Stacks, BRITTANYA(U also watch 2 much VH1 when u are obsessed wit dis bombshell an always wanna kno her next move.) an I can’t 4get my numba one BOOTZ, Hot Wings, Cashmere(I won’t call her Polyester no mo, she’s grown on me LOL!)
I’d wife Hot Wings.
DEAD at Lady’s interview. I would love for her an Freckles 2 get back cool so dey can go on anotha show an be da resident comedians.
I love Freckles! She’s funny!
You’ve uttered some variation of the sentence “I’m not here to make friends!”
One day I’ll say that, Hater. I swear.
I’ve actually thought I could do number 8 before.
My top five. . .
5. You’re anti-drug, because “51 Minds is a terrible thing to waste.”
4. You pee your pants when the dude in line at 7-11 says, “Can I have a 12-pack?”
3. You wonder why Ryan Seacrest doesn’t play “SEX MODE” on America’s Top 40.
2. The bumper sticker on your car says, “DAISY & LONDON 4EVER!!!”
1. You don’t know about the Middle East, but you REALLLLY want peace between Megan and Brandi C.
3 and 4 made me lol in real life
I love Sex Mode! Definitely should be one of Billboard’s top 100.
LOL I so wanted to incorporate Sex Mode in this post but I’m glad I didn’t; yours is awesome!
When your family knows not to talk to you every Sunday morning from 11 am-12:00 Pm and Monday night from 9-10
When you are mad @ your daughter being in the some church program because you know you are going to miss the first airing of whatever show is currently in the 11:00 am Sunday morning slot.
When your entire family who have never watched a VH1 show knows who New York, Daisy, Megan, Chance and Real are!
This!!!
“When your entire family who have never watched a VH1 show knows who New York, Daisy, Megan, Chance and Real are!” (Does sister patterson count?)
Is soo True!!! Because my dad doesn’t even know about FOL and ILNY but he knows Sister Patterson from FOL and ILNY… including Hillbilly Buckwild…)
Of all people… Sister Patterson
Oh yeah, when you follow cast members you don’t even like on twitter just to read the lastest drama between them and another cast member
TRUE!!!!
aahhh i was gunna post that
Yes Steupz…Sister Patterson. I was kinda surprised…
I AM GUILTY OF ALMOST ALL OF THESE, Just yesterday Some one said Danger and I said She Smashed the homey, and the person I was talking to, never seen the show, I was like YOU LOST POINTS!!
Lol that’s funny Cynthia!
You know you watch to much VH1 if you actually think Krazy and Bay Bay Bay can sing.
5) You dump any boyfriend/girlfriend who wants to act or model because they aren’t here for you.
I seriously LOLed at this one
If you actually believe Real and Chance are straight.
This is soo amazing. <3