Hottie Performs ‘Poker Face’

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Hottie scares me!

[Credit: Siege]

126 Responses to “Hottie Performs ‘Poker Face’”

  1. $IZ BOURGY FUCKED UP WUSSUP WIT DIS LAYOUT??$

  2. It’s going back in a few minutes

    1. $GOOD L0L NOT A GOOD CHANGE WIT DIS$

      1. Aww! Wuddup fellas! I kinda like the sidebar, it’s different, but hard to tell which post the comments are on

        1. You can read the link for that.
          Or, I might swap the excerpt for the post link.

          But I’mma let the excerpt breathe for a bit

          1. EDIT: Nevermind; I thought the links were for the webaddresses

            1. They are for the comment link, but a natural consequence of that is viewing the post title, sorta.

            2. I never checked it to see, but I should have. :?

  3. Ok I got an idea for a new show.

    YOU NAME THE TITLE!! I’m not touching it!

    Starring Hottie, Brittaney Starr, and Danger

    Picture this: All 3 women in the same house bringing up Danger’s baby. Think “Home Delivery” meets “Bad Girls Club,” with a touch of lunacy.

    1. Uh, Welcome to the Nuthouse?

      1. That’s a good one!

    2. I think 51 Minds is gonna pass on the lunacy after the Ryan Jenkins story, lol. I’d be very surprised if they ever bring Danger back (she did admit to thinking about killing one of the other girls, after all).

      1. That’s true, and a damn shame…

  4. Those dancers had to be picked out of the crowd 5 minutes before the performance. Hottie was terrible, but she also reminded me why I’d love to see her back on TV again.

    1. LOL Me too!

  5. Hahahaha. What is this mess?

    1. Correction: Blazin’ Hot Mess!

  6. I love Hottie. Always have, always will.

    OT: Does anyone know of any, colds or flus that start off with a really fucking awful migraine and a bit of nausea?

    1. WIFEY!

      Naah, I don’t; sorry.

      1. Heeeeeey. That’s why I haven’t been around much today, fucking awful migraine made me go back to bed after I got up.

        1. Aww… You got anything with codeine or hydrocodone in it?.

          1. Nope ;-;

            Only Aspirin and it sucks ’cause it hardly worked :(

            1. I know when I had my first migraine someone told me to keep the area dim and put a damp cloth on my head, and that helped me.

    2. Hey, Jess.
      I dont know what you have, but something is definitely going around.
      Im still getting over whatever my daughter gave me last week.
      There was no nausea, but I did have a bad sinus headache.

      Hope you feel better, migraines suck…

      1. Thanks hun. <3

        Migraines suck so fucking bad… I think there might be something in my family 'cause like my mom used to get them really bad and they prescribed her this like, shot for it and then just a couple days ago my aunt went into the hospital to have brain surgery 'cause she had this huge 10 year old tumor in her brain which was causing a shit load of migraines.

        Now I'm just being a hypochondriac…

      2. Thanks hun *heart*

        They do suck.. My mom used to get them so bad they prescribed her a shot for it, and my aunt just went into the hospital a couple days ago for brain surgery ’cause of a 10 year old tumor that was causing her really bad migraines…. I think there’s something in my family…. Idk if consistent migraines can be hereditary?

        Hoping it’s not what usually causes nausea and migraines heh.

        Now I’m just being a hypochondriac…

  7. LOL @ Welcome To The Nuthouse! My cast:

    Hottie
    B.Starr
    Danger
    Ribbon
    Lusty
    Julann
    Aloha(lol! jk)

    Denfather: It

    My otha show: VH1 House-hos of Atlanta
    Cast:
    Buckeey
    Serious
    Chardonnay
    Baker
    Hotlanta
    Junk

    1. Replace Skunk Junk wit Stacks, and dats da final cast.

    2. Aloha would have fun on that show lmao! But IT? That’s just fucked up. He’ll try to molest everyone, including the baby if the baby’s a girl. KIDDING…

      And I forgot all about Julann. But I wouldn’t want her around any kids.

      1. LOL! I would want It 2 have some type of part in da show, cuz his foolishness CANNOT be wasted!

    3. DEAD @ Welcome to the Nuthouse

      I don’t think Hotlanta should be on there, she’s definitely a ho but I read something about where she’s not actually from Atlanta.

      1. Skunky Junk from NC an Shawn/Baker from Kansas City, so I wuz jus puttin em cuz they currently stayin in ATL.

        Sup Ceej an Jess!

        1. Hi GS! Ummm Rakim “When I Be On Da Mic,” I just sent it to Pimp to remind him of the best collaboration ever (in my opinion); the beastiest MC and the beastiest DJ.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZbdFyzkds

          1. What about Gang Starr?

            1. I think Guru < Rakim. In my opinion, Big, Nas, AZ, Jay Z, none of them can reach Rakim.

            2. Wait wait wait.. Come on now! We disagree here. I think Nas, Guru, Immortal Technique, Greydon Square > Rakim.

            3. I never really got into Rakim. I never really wanted 2 listen 2 him.

            4. Don’t get me wrong, they’re gifted. No doubt. But i just want you to really listen to the lyrical genius here

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElWBsoyvUo

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu4RM1Iq-wg

            5. I listened to these songs all through school, and he’s good, but if I’m giving props here, I’m giving it to the DJ’s he worked with. He’s good with lyrics, his flow is kind of mediocre. But hey, I still have all of his albums with Eric B.

            6. Then scroll down.

  8. Why wasn’t Hottie on I Love Money?

    That would have been the perfect show for her, after she got screwed out of Charm School.

    1. And we ALL know how much she loves money!

      1. Man, Hottie would’ve been a beast on ILM;
        & I dont just mean her looks…

        1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  9. Poseidon, are you old enough to remember this? It got played a lot on Yo! & Rap City

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suUdbB49fyM

    1. I remember that, when Common was still Common Sense, before the legal issues… good stuff.

    2. Old enough to remember this? Hahah. This came out in the 90’s right before Can I borrow a Dollar. I remember it.

  10. anyone c jennifers body it was funny 2 me

    1. Who’s Jennifer, Terrell?

      1. jennifer is a boy eating demon
        she is played by megan fox

    2. i wanna see it
      was it good

      1. i liked it!

  11. POSEIDON!!!!!! This track right here is what sealed the deal for me with Rakim; no one can touch this; listen to the whole thing… it gets better as it goes on…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUzDcxDQTyI

    1. Shells lay around on the battleground,
      dead bodies are found throughout the town.
      Tried to put shame in my game to make a name,
      I’ma put it on a bullet, put it in your brain.

      Good shit.

      1. Flawless.

        I don’t know an emcee who can touch this song. I’m still keeping hope alive that there will be one. He murdered this track, and gained so much respect.

        I’m about to go spend time with my man; I’ll be back later

        1. Some of my raps are better than that

      2. Aw, that cut was the shit.
        That record dropped when I was 15 years old, & in love with Omar Eps…

  12. I need you hopeless.

  13. Are Siege and Mel still here? You two need to read this:

    http://jezebel.com/5362610/why-sexualizing-little-girls-sucks-for-grown+ass-women

    1. Are you trying to ask if it sucks for them?

      1. No. I’m showing them an awesome article that I know they would appreciate.

        Why would you think that?

        1. No, I was just curious, haha.

    2. I’m still online; I have to constantly go AFK though, because of my lil’ girl…

      I’ll check it out…

      1. All the more reason to read that article. I heart Jezebel.

        1. I thought you didn’t like them, cause they were hardcore feminists?

          1. I think they get too uppity about some stuff, but they get it right most of the time, like that.

        2. Good article, thanks for the link.

          ITA with the viewpoint on the hyper-sexualization of under aged females.
          From Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby & Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver in the seventies, to Brittney Spears in the slutty school girl outfit, our society has been inundated with it…

          V, what’s wrong with hard core feminism?

          1. Nothing… but I just thought Jess didn’t like Jezebel (the site) because she said it was too feminist. This isn’t about me…

            1. Ok, just asking.

          2. Totally. I can’t say much else because I agree with it lol.

            And omg PRETTY BABY. That movie was chock full of that.

            1. Indeed.

              And I totally forgot to mention miniature beauty pageant contestants like Jon Benet Ramsey. Lil’ girls my baby’s age, wearing more make-up than I do when I’m going out on a hot date… SMH

            2. Oh Christ I know. It’s so depressing. It makes me sick thinking about that, and how those are practically field-days for pedophiles.

  14. If someone can get me a decent pic of Adele at DIVAS, I’ll be grateful.

    1. I don’t know if that’s possible, Steupz. Is “decent” for you wearing a bikini with asses popping out?

      1. Can we restrict criticism to the Americans?

        1. Nope, everyone is fair game to be criticized, luv…

    2. LOVE HER I’LL DO IT

      1. SHOULD I GIVE UP OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP ON CHASING PAVEMENTTTTS

        1. ADELE IS THE SHIT.

      1. Thanks… but I had those, really.
        Was hoping for something larger.

          1. Thanks for the intro to Jezebel, Jess.

            I just read a few more articles; I’m really digging the site.
            Because of being a single mom pursuing an MFA, I’m always behind on everything pop culture-wise. Suggestions are always appreciated…

            1. No problem. :) It’s really a good blog that covers a wide range of topics.

              And single moms pursuing an MFA is one of their prime demographics, so you should be right at home. :)

  15. Steupz, why the fuck is the poll leaving out Adele? Her dress was gorgeous.. Simple, but gorgeous.

  16. hottie needs to stop singing and get her ass in I Love Money! lol

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