Matic’s Real Chance of Love 2 Episode 8 Recap
Coming off the heels of nearly getting eliminated, resident villain Blonde-Baller decides to go to Chance’s room to spend time with him.
The other Chance girls realize Blonde-Baller is missing and are jealous of the possibility that Chance and Blonde Baller are having sex (I don’t know why they believe Chance wants to have sex with any of them).
The next morning, Chance and Real tell the girls that they will be going to Stallionaire Court where they will be broken up into 3 teams to present a case against a girl on another team.
The 3 teams are:
The Contemptresses: Baker, Hot Wings and Pocahontas
The Impeaches: Classy, Sassy and Blonde-Baller
The Pleading Hearts: Mamacita, Flirty and Doll
If the glove don’t fit, I will not hit
Two hours to prepare and the girls break off into their groups to work.
Baker decides that she wants her team to present their case against Blonde-Baller (Shocker!).
Flirty suggests making a case against Hot Wings, and while there is no issue with the selection, Doll feels Mamacita and Flirty are too air-headed to work with.
Classy, Sassy and Blonde-Baller decide to target Flirty for their case.
The girls go to the courtroom where they are greeted by Micah (It seems like he decided to get a jump-start on Halloween by dressing up as one of the Village People) who in turn introduces Chance and Real in silly judge costumes (Not that there should be a RCOL3 or anything but if there is they just need to go ahead and get some contestants for Micah too because it makes no sense how he shows up more often than half of the contestants).
The Pleading Hearts go first and accuse Hot Wings of trying to leave the competition. The case starts strong but Mamacita messes up and Hot Wings is found not guilty.
The Impeaches are next and they accuse Flirty of being trashy and having too much baggage. Sassy questions Flirty hard and makes Flirty admit to being a stripper with pending court cases. She admits to skipping court dates and surprised there (How the hell do you not go to court and think that nothing is gonna happen to you?).
This causes Chance and Real to grill Flirty themselves and they find Flirty guilty of the charges.
The Contemptresses are last to present. And their case accuses Blonde Baller of being liar.
Pocahontas interrogates Blonde-Baller and gets her caught up in her lies about her father’s knowledge of where she currently lives.
Baker then calls Classy up as a witness and she recalls the day Blonde Baller told her about Chance’s ‘ashy ankles’ comment.
Chance gets upset that Blonde Baller told Classy about that comment and in the ‘Confessional’, he accuses her of being a liar (WTF? Out of all the things Blonde Baller lied about you’re mad about something that’s actually true?)
Chance and Real deliver the verdict, finding Blonde Baller guilty of being a liar.
The challenge ends and Chance and Real declare the Impeaches the winners of the challenge but before the girls are dismissed, Chance and Real say they will have an elimination that night after they have their dates.
Elimination
When the girls return to the house, Flirty is upset about how things went at the challenge and further upset about Blonde Baller getting to go on a date with Chance.
At the in-house date, Real gets to know Sassy and Classy. Real finds Sassy intriguing and Classy boring (You know you have no life when you have to bring up your accomplishments from high school to be able to hold a conversation).
Meanwhile, Chance and Blonde Baller talk and Chance hopes Blonde Baller doesn‘t snitch about the other girls.
Blonde Baller says she wants to work on a connecting with Chance but she immediately reverts to snitching on Flirty, and Chance ends the date to prepare for ‘Eliminations’.
Back at Real’s date, Sassy and Real continue to flirt while Classy ends up looking on from the sideline. Later, Chance goes to talk to Flirty and after the talk, Flirty gets frustrated and cries about feeling like she’s going home.
At ‘Elimination’, Flirty, Blonde Baller and Classy are nervous as Real gives his first chain to Sassy.
Chance gives his first, to Hot Wings.
Real gives his chains to his 3 remaining girls but he tells Classy that he wants to have more fun with her. Chance gives chains to Baker and Mamacita.
Blonde Baller and Flirty are the ‘Bottom 2′ and Chance gives his last chain to Flirty.
Chance tells Blonde Baller that he eliminated her because of her snitching and lying.
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This show is the worst reality show ever. I don’t even watch it anymore, but I know for sure it’s the worst show ever. It’s fucking tasteless, tacky, cheap, cheesy, shitty, boring, stale, and whatever negative shit I could think of right now.
However likes this show needs to smack themselves.
so true
Ghetto fuckers. Go back posing your fucking fatasses on those cheap ass fucking tasteless photo shoots.
You might be right.
$BYE BYE U FUCKING BASIC AZZ SIMPLE AZZ STUPID WANNABE AZZ BYTCH!$
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I’m glad this basic b**** is gone.
$HELL YA FAKE AZZ H0$
$SHES OUTTA HURR!!$
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Ding ,dong, the Basic Bitch is gone!!!
I don’t watch this show either, maybe once in a blue moon when nothing else is on.
Real and Chance are boring, and so is this show.
Great recap though, now I know for sure that I didn’t miss anything.
blonde baller is gone im not watching this episode anymore
Bye
Im glad he eliminated Blonde Baller she was starting to annoy the hell ouuta me.
she was annoying but now who is everybody gonna dislike; dont da villains usually sumhow stay to the end
$IM GOOD L0L BUT ITLL MOVE 2 SASSY RATCHET AZZ$
i like Sassy because…………………….she lives up 2 her nickname
“Just let me do my job and DONT get smacked in the process.” via PS
LOL
$L0L IM NOT FEELIN HER REALLY IM JUS BEHIND MY HOTWINGS I DNT FEEL 4 HER SHE JUS GIVE ME A VIBE LIK SHE DA SHXT NAWW BUDDY L0L$
yeah, and this show is a bad one. I like the first RCOL better.
For some reason Blonde Baller reminds me of pumkin!
How so?
Oh, BB totally reminds me of Pudgkin, only less wrinkly & not nearly as entertaining.
Pudgy might have been an ignorant, delusional, sluttacious hoe, but her particular brand of crazy had its amusing moments.
Basic Bitch was just a sarcastic ass & was hella boring.
ok I don’t watch this show either, but just coming to this site, I read crazy stuff such as “The other Chance girls realize Blonde-Baller is missing and are jealous of the possibility that Chance and Blonde Baller are having sex”
And I laugh so hard. It’s sad to see these kinds of shows diminishing.
On a positive note, a court case, although not related to finding a lover, sounds kind of interesting.
just the way she acts. the way she speaks and her tricks. I think the have a similarity in looks as well.
To me, there’s a big difference between Pumkin and Blonde Baller. Pumkin is one of the most entertaining people to ever be on these shows. Blonde Baller is just an obnoxious snitch, a lot like Tailor Made was on ILNY2.
LMAO at real saying that Flirty cannot see straight! That was just mean
I’mma put this in a post too, but a VH1 fan/bourgy reader wants us to vote for Meghan and Tim… pleeeeeeeease.
http://www.my1061.com/pages/promo/wedding_in_a_week_vote.html
voted, but guys just so you know, you have to enter an actual e-mail so you can confirm your vote
voted!
Which reader/fan?
I didn’t know we could send you links to promote our stupid shit. Good to know.
Hello all!
This is the first time in 3 weeks I watched RCOL2 on the Monday it premiered. Chance deserves a 80’s teen movie style slow clap for eliminating that Blonde Baller skank; it’s about damn time. Hopefully, Sassy will be going home next; there’s something really dirty about her in an 80’s kind of way, like she could have been one of Prince’s girlfriends or something.
$LMAO HELL YA$
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Seriously, every time I hear her talk, she reminds me of Vanity or Appolonia! That can’t be the way she really talks unless she watched Purple Rain every day growing up.
Hey! That’s an insult to both Vanity and Apollonia.
At least their weaves weren’t all fucked up to be damned.
LMAO!
To be fair to both Vanity and Apollonia (I can’t believe I butchered the spelling of that lady’s name), I never said that Sassy looked like them; they were wicked hot back then and Sassy is just…UGH!! I said she sounds like them when she talks; she sounds like a wannabe to me.
Well, I can’t argue that.
I was just saying that Prince would never have been interested in someone like Sassy; the grill & the weave are too jacked up.
To be one of Prince’s hoes, you have to look at least (almost) as good as he does…
Well, I can’t argue that.
I was just saying that Prince would never have been interested in someone like Sassy; the grill & the weave are way too jacked up.
To be one of Prince’s hoes, you have to look at least (almost) as good as he does…
True Indeed! I mean even Sheena Easton has Sassy beat in looks back in the day.
Back in the day, that is. Thing wouldn’t let me edit.
Lmao! I agree their is something very nasty about Sassy. She used to seem really pretty to me, now she looks ugly and bony.
I’m watching RCOL2 (sigh) and Mamacita makes me fucking sick. She’s just fucking gross and makes Mexicans (I’m part Mexican, btw) look bad. She’s such a fucking stereotype. Ugh, fucking uneducated, dumb, unclassy, fug bitch.
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I hate that sloppy bitch. She needs to fucking get her High School diploma.
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Ew.
“Aah she’s ugly”
“she’s ugly as shit”
BGC parody
She is.
She’s fucking disgusting and repulsive.
She’s a repulsive, useless, sloppy, pathetic mound of subhuman waste, who’s better of living in a society of stray dogs.
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She’s fucking sick.
She’s lucky she’s starring in a fucking reality show, because she knows she’s not gonna have to sell her disgusting body on the streets for a year with all those possible, countless club appearances she’ll be getting.
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damn veronica
“chuckles”
Damn reply button doesn’t work!
Anyway, the first sign I got that Mamacita wasn’t too smart was the fact that she decided to get a tattoo of flames on her lower stomach. That’s like telling the whole world she has gonorrhea (sp?) or something worse.
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why do the blondes always end up being the most hated peron on the show
i dont get it.
Only in the black-oriented ones.
LOL
but the BGC3 was’nt completly “black oriented’
with hated blondes in it
wooow you guys are mean…. AND I LIKE IT!!! LOL
I don’t think that’s necessarily true. Maybe it’s just that the most basic, trifling, tack head bitches who go on shows like this just happen to be peroxide blonde;
For example, Pudgkin wasn’t the villain on FoL, NY was; and she hated everything that didn’t have a penis. And I’m sorry, but if you spit on someone, you deserve to get your ass beat.
On RCoL1, everyone disliked Milf by the end, because she was lying, slutty trainwreck.
As already stated, with BB in this installment, she was fake, a liar and a snitch. The so-called drama she brought was boring as hell…
$XACTLY L0L NOT JUS CUS DEY BLONDE$
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Agreed.
A triflin’ hoe is a triflin’ hoe, no matter what her ethnicity or hair color.
But it is odd that the biggest tack heads usually do end up having a bleach job…
$LMAO SO TRU A HO IZ A HO A BYTCH IZ A BYTCH IF U BASIC U JUSS FUCKIN BASIC$
Yeah, wasn’t Unique considered one of the villains of FTLORJ? She was a blonde but she wasn’t White.
Well, to be fair, Unique & Danger were in competition to be the villain.
Unique was condescending, backstabbing, & manipulative, but Danger was just plain fucking cuckoo.
But thank you for reminding me of a tack head blonde that I totally forgot about; Lil’ Hood, the wack ass wannabe rapper from FTLoRJ.
She was hardly the most hated on that show; in fact, she was pretty much irrelevant.
Indeed, I remember Unique and Danger competing to be the villain of the show.
It’s crazy that so many of these people, from Krazy to Milliown to Lil’ Hood to Sassy, think they have musical talent. At least a lot of the RCOL2 girls admitted last week that they’re not that good.
O.K., I have to be up for work in 5 hours so I gotta head. Goodnight all!
Have a good night. Ciao!
hmmm
Why do I have a comment awaiting moderation?
Like I said, even Sheena Easton has Sassy beat in looks back in the day.
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That’s right J. Like Jay-Z said “Not guilty, y’all got ta feel me.”
So if I edit a comment before the edit time expires, the comment has to be moderated? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
this site works in mysterous ways so idk
kinda creepy when you think about it
Brittanya re-did her tits.
http://twitter.com/BrittanyaO
her tweets:
got out of surgery n my boobs r wrapped up
cant see these bad boys yet lol..
ya bigger i had 320cc’s went to 545cc’c so i was a c cup now a dcup
no they looked bigger when i wear a bra and i think they jus looked bigger in pics
Can it get any uglier than this?
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Maybe it can get uglier..
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Blonde baller would not shut up on Twitter earlier.
She was talking about how she met Chance’s girlfriend who’s 8 months pregnant and that Chance pulled out a blunt and a condom and asked her how far she wanted to go, then she said it was taking it down because it was not her business.
She’s dumb as fuck.
This was the best part of TA this week.
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Lol. Night Roxana. Night Steven.
Goodnight Fierce Lady.
Hi Veronica, J, Mimiblaze, Mel & lil B.
Good recap EA.
Night everyone.
Thank u ynwa, I know I’ll never walk alone
wassup siege
I can’t call it. How are you, superstar?
Hi Char.
Well, bye everyone.
::makes exit::
Hi CJ! Sorry so late. GOod night.
BB was such a Milf 2.0 excpet she was more fugly, not as entertaining, and more of fake ass.
Atleast Milf didn’t make up shit about her home life. Plus Milf doesn’t have a stupid name [well she kinda does] like Kip. KIP? Are her parents fucking pirates or something?
Out of the Vh1 loop.
oh noes!
vat show Reel Chance fuckeen suxx ass
Are you fucking serious? They’re getting rid of EVERYONE who’s entertaining. BB was the only entertaining thing left about this show. I’m done watching… And how the hell are we going onto episode 9 with 9 contestants? Episode nine was the finale of Charm School. And usually there’s like 4 or 3 contestants left by now. Damn if Vh1 was going to extend a season it should NOT have been this whack ass season.
Well, all I still have to say this show is ….NEXT!!!! On to a good show, Real world /Road rules:The Ruins!;)
Yeah, I’m not watching this show either just to watch some ugly bitches (the remaining Chance girls) and some nobodies (the remaining Real girls) win. I have better things to watch on Monday nights. This show sucks.
And I agree w/ Veronica.. It’s pretty evident when you look at who on here hates her and who on here likes her.
$HMM?$
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I forgot HW was a Chance girl.
So make that ugly bitches +1.
They both should have went home! I as much as i like BB it was time to go! before ugly flirty kept being a wanna-be Ki Ki saying i wanna go knock that bitch out (Yet she wasnt)! And now all there is left is a tranny, Hot Wings, Whiny Bitch, and Mamacita! I Dont wanna watch it anymore! Chance is was on his bitch-mode this episode.And that really made me more mad.
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Chance&Real are fags im just waitin 4 it to come out
I can’t believe that cross eye stripper got a chain before BB! Fuck this show