Matic’s Real Chance of Love 2 Finale Recap
The Real Chance of Love 2 finale opens with Doll feeling furious about still having to compete with Sassy and Pocahontas. The next morning, Chance, Real and the Final 5 girls head off to Miami. Upon arrival, everyone is greeted by the now customary dancers before the girls are taken to their rooms.
Later, Doll, Sassy and Pocahontas leave for dinner with Real. At dinner, Real reveals that he will have to conduct an Elimination ceremony in the morning because he only has dates planned for two women. He also divulges that he asked the producers to show him the casting tapes so he has a better idea of what the girls were like before they came on the show.
The Videotape
First up is Sassy’s tape and Real learns that Sassy is exactly how she has been the whole time on the show. Next is Pocahontas and Real learns Pocahontas once had a ménage à trois (No that’s too classy for this bitch. She was just fucked by two men)
The revelation means that Pocahontas lied when he asked her the same question the day before (I know most women don‘t like to appear slutty but uh….this could have been solved by answering a simple question).
Doll is last, and in her video Real is upset when he learns that Doll wanted to get to know Chance because she doesn’t like boring guys. The dinner ends and Real leaves the table in a foul mood.
The next morning Doll and Pocahontas are extremely nervous about getting eliminated. All five girls head down to the dock where Chance and Real await them.
Chance tells Mamacita that she will get the first date which leaves Real to make his decision.
Real decides to keep Sassy and tells her she will have her date the next morning.
Pocahontas and Doll remain and he shares his concerns about how he feels he may not be what Doll wants in a man and that Pocahontas lied to him about her past. Real eliminates Pocahontas and Pocahontas is devastated that Real held her past against her.
Sassy is ecstatic about Pocahontas getting eliminated (I fail to feel sympathy). When Real talks to Doll she tells him that she really does have feelings for Real.
As the date progresses, Chance and Real decide to take Mamacita and Doll on jet-ski rides except Chance is retarded and doesn’t know how to work the jet ski (LMMFAO).
Later, Doll and Mamacita go to dinner with the guys. Real tells Doll that he has concerns about her because he feels she’s young and may not be ready to settle down.
Meanwhile, Mamacita and Chance goof-off before talking about serious issues.
Soon after, Real and Doll retire to his room where they make out. Chance and Mamacita go to their separate room to do the same (Oh fucking ewwww. Not the toe licking. They coulda kept that).
The next morning Sassy and Hot Wings leave for their dates on a gator boat ride. Hot Wings wants to show Chance she’s adventurous so she decides to get in the water however Chance is way too scared to join her (I don‘t blame him), so they decide to end this part of the date so Sassy and Hot Wings can prepare for dinner.
At dinner, Chance talks to Hot Wings about her explosive temper. Hot Wings tells Chance that it’s a result of her never hiding her emotions.
Meanwhile Real tells Sassy that he feels she has her guard up around him (This saying is up there with “I‘m not here to make friends.”) Eventually Chance and Real retire to their separate rooms with Hot Wings and Sassy where there’s rose petals and making out and all that sickening crap.
The next morning Sassy decides to brag about her date with Real. Elsewhere, Chance and Real mull over their decisions while they prepare for Elimination.
The Final Elimination
At a stormy Elimination, all four girls express how they wish to be the one who gets picked.
Real begins his elimination first. He tells Doll that he likes her energy and that he likes how Sassy has let her guard down. Real calls down Sassy and he tells her that he wished she could have opened up to him earlier and eliminates her.
Sassy is upset and feels he made the wrong decision. Real calls up Doll and they share a happy embrace.
Chance comes over to congratulate Real and to make his decision.
Chance goes over his speech about connecting with and sharing his concerns about Hot Wings and Mamacita. Hot Wings questions Chance’s intentions and she tells Chance that she loves him and that he shouldn’t run away from what’s she’s trying to give him.
Chance agrees with her and calls down Hot Wings to tell her that he’s choosing her.
Chance bids Mamacita goodbye and she wishes Chance and Hot Wings the best before she walks away.
Now that the decisions are made, Real, Chance, Doll and Hot Wings celebrate as Real Chance of Love 2 comes to an end (Finally! This show is over!)
This was nice, Matic
But I gotta say, there are times when Sassy is bordering on gorgeous.
I know! I was thinking that too, but the girl is WAY too skinny.
The weave has got to go though. It just makes her look so tragic.
Sassy has a perfect….PERFECT face. Too bad she is a bitch.
I love Sassy!
You get Rihanna’s people on Sassy and she’ll be stomping on people.
This is actually the best recap I’ve read of yours Matic! Kudos! Maybe the show being over had a little to do with my opinion
Ok I’m out.
Thought for the day: I don’t care how FINE you thought you were back in 1983! Don’t don a juicy Jheri curl in public, EVER AGAIN. Smoking crack can truly distort a motherfucker’s fashion sense, can’t it?
http://www.topnews.in/files/Jermaine-Jackson.jpg
Where do I begin with these two?
None of them contacted the winners?
Yeah, I wouldn’t say they’re gay, I actually wouldn’t know, but they definitely have Autogynephilia. Think about it:
They both competed for the same woman, even though, men are known to be highly territorial. They weren’t half as effeminate (Not that I think there is anything wrong with being effeminate.), in fact, Chance always wore his baggy pants and shirts and his $ hat. And Real had braids ‘almost’ the whole show.
Now they’re like one step away from androgyny. So the lesson here is: The more they gather women around them, the more they adopt their characteristics, lifestyle, behaviour..etc. That’s why Real looks like the mess he is now, and Chance acts like his vagina is bleeding. It makes no sense not to call these women once. And Real’s top 3 were pretty.
I hope they give them a season 3. Or another fucking 8 seasons. I’d love to see my theory in progress. I’m thinking by season 10, Real would look like Aretha Franklin.
*nods*
Evolution, folks! EVOLUTION!
Fuck this show.
DEATH
HAHAHAHAHA
Dead @ “Evolution!”
So glad this crap is over & done…
i found “Fuck this show.” the funniest part
*laughs*
What was I on last night?
MEL!!!!! *throws roses*
Sassy looks like she smells.
I love that Chance accidentally revealed that he and his brother are into water sports, lol.
I MUST SAY THAT I ENJOYED THE ENTIRE SHOW AND IN FACT I’M ACTUALLY HAPPY THAT THE GUYS ARE HAPPY, ESPECIALLY CHANCE BECAUSE LAST SEASON HE DIDN’T PICK ANYONE…I’M HAPPY FOR REAL, BUT DOLL WAS TOO LIGHT–CARAMEL BROWN RULES!! I WANTED CHANCE TO PICK HOT WINGS LIKE HE DID SO HE DID GOOD–IN FACT HE DID GREAT!! SHE PUT HER BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS INTO IT AND SHE WON THE PRIZE. I THINK CHANCE WANTED TO FIND THAT SOMEONE WHO WAS WILLING TO GIVE HER ALL, TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE CARED FOR HIM THAT MUCH.
What guy calls his best friend up to tell him his girlfriend fantasizes about doing him? I call gay, no other explanation. None!
Now, what girl calls her best friend up to tell her her boyfriend fantasizes about doing her? The best kind.
LOL @ “(Oh fucking ewwww. Not the toe licking.”….that brought back some horrible memories(NY and The Entertainer). Good recap EA. Funny too.
Ok Poseidon school me…what’s Autogynephilia??
Eh..
Mamacita & Sassy > Hot Wings & Doll.
Boring finale for a boringer season.
Damn, I need to sneak on one of these shows.
I’m seriously the only one that can save VH1!
$HOTWINGS IS ON DA MARKET N DIS CRAP IZ OVA DA BETS THING IM GITTN FROM ALL THIS$
I got a trogan attack.
cn 12 Pack on judge Pirro
Sassy honestly looked the best in this finale than she ever looked on the show. Im glad Chance picked Hot Wingz and I was dissapointed in Real’s final girls, they just seemed fake. Mamacita just didnt really give a shit, ha.
Mamacita interview:
http://blog.vh1.com/2009-10-27/the-celebreality-interview-mamacita/
My predictions were spot on. What a predictable (and boring) finale. Oh, and I was laughing my ass off when I saw the fake rain and lightning. They were definitely going for a FOL2 moment there, but now thinking back I wonder if the “storm” on FOL2 was fake too. I doubt it, but it’s definitely possible.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only person thinking that shit was completely faked.
R&C can go DIAF, & may they never be heard from again.
Although this finale sucked, this show was a first for something.
Hot Wings was the first winner who got a tattoo and won the show. She did get a tattoo, right?
Yea she did. All of Chance’s girls from Spanish Fly on (except Blonde Baller) got tattoos.
Doll is the kind of girl you marry. Sassy is the kind of girl you have on your arm. She is just stunning but when you get to know her, you realize she is a bitch. Poca was…..well, just too pretty imho.
Real did good. Lets see what excuse he comes up with this time to dump this girl.