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This episode begins with the men eating breakfast and Charm stating that he doesn’t think Stew will stay in the house much longer because he is there for the wrong reasons. (Yes Charm, because you are doing for what exactly?)

Out of nowhere Charm then decides he is going to act like a little kid and tells Stew, “I don’t understand how you’re so ugly”. (I don’t understand how you’re so retarded Charm, and besides do you own a mirror?)
This upsets Stew since he is insecure about his looks, which leads him to throw a piece of bacon at Charm. Charm talks about how Stew needs to control himself, but then proceeds to place Stew in a headlock after Stew throws a fork in his direction (I would have just taken the fork and stabbed Charm with it).

Condoms Keeps It In Longer

After the incident, the guys get ready for therapy where this week’s lesson is romance. There is a bed placed in the room, and the couples have to share with each other how they are feeling about their sex life.

Stew and Amanda are up first and Amanda gets right to it and tells Stew she wants to have sex with him all the time since he is so hot (Are girls so desperate for love they find anyone willing to have sex with them hot?).

Stew then tells Amanda that she takes too long to get off, and she constantly complains about not getting to finish. Amanda then asks if using condoms would help, since there form of protection is using the withdrawal method (I think they are making their hometown proud)

T-Shaw and Nicole are next and he feels since they have a good relationship in the bedroom he probably won’t get emotional and cry in this session (I highly doubt that shit).
T-Shaw’s qualm about Nicole in the bedroom is that Nicole loves to role-play, especially pretending T Shaw is getting a physical (I was thinking something waaaay kinkier then that).

Trina then asks what romance means to T-Shaw, and he explains its anything one does to make the other person feel special, such as candle lit dinners. He can only think of one time he has done that with Nicole and then starts to get emotional and cry (That really didn’t take long).

Tyler and Shea follow and Shea feels the romance is completely gone and feels Tyler is “hitting it and quitting it” (Well you are still sticking around, so I guess he is doing something right). Tyler agrees because he feels they have lost their connection.

Charm and Andrea are last and she feels that Charm has never been romantic with her (So you stay with him because things can only get better?). Trina then asks how their sex life is and Charm instantly signals “perfect” with his hands; but Andrea explains she wants more foreplay because it always feel rushed (I’m sure if Andrea was named Andre it would go A LOT slower).
Charm claims he has a tight schedule and is always busy, but Trina finds that excuse weak since he finds time to have sex with other women.

In what could be the worst ritual on reality television, the guys decide after therapy that it is time to get tattoos (I don’t understand this shit, is this written in their contracts? Why would anyone want a Tool Academy logo on their body? It doesn’t look cute, but at least when women see it they can stay the fuck away).

Everyone gets the logo on their legs except for Charm who chooses the words Tool Academy in an ugly child like handwriting. T Shaw doesn’t understand why Charm would think that looks good, and says that’s something no girl would want to see (You are reading my mind).

The next day, the couples are sent to Camp Tool for their challenge, where they have to create a romantic night for their girls under the stars. But before they do, they have to set up their camp sites.
They all have designated areas in the campsite, in each area there is an unassembled tent, map and unlit campfire. They have to build their tent, and use their map to reach three supply stations that have essentials they will need to complete the challenge. The couple who completes the challenge first gets a four-star date at the camp, second place gets a three-star date, and so on.

T-Shaw is nervous about the challenge since he has never set up a tent and has to read directions, which he admits he can’t do either (And people complain women are bad).
Charm and Andrea are having an even worse time, and can’t figure out how to build their tents at all… Andrea admits Charm isn’t “the manly, burly type” (that’s for damn sure).

Stew and Amanda get their tents up first (No surprise there). They run to get their supplies, but Amanda gets spooked by a cow (Hmmn… I’m going to bite my tongue on that one).
As Amanda and Stew continue to get their supplies Amanda begins to tire and Stew claims that that is the reason he tells her she should exercise. Stew really isn’t too concerned about Amanda since he feels she is playing being dramatic for attention.
Meanwhile Nicole and T Shaw finally get their tent together and start looking for the box that holds their fire equipment, but they can’t find anything. Turns out, it was under Nicole’s feet the entire time.

Stew and Amanda are still in the lead, but Amanda continues to complain about being tired, so Stew decides to carry her on his back (I’m going to be nice and just say that dude is definitely stronger then he appears).
Tyler and Shea go past Stew and Amanda and are able to win the challenge. T Shaw and Nicole are third, and Charm and Andrea never even got started, so are last.

The dates are pretty uneventful, with T Shaw and Tyler getting emotional and promising they will change and wanting to spend the rest of their lives with their girlfriends, which leads to both girls crying their eyes out (I would cry too if I had to spend the rest of my life with any of these guys).
Stew tries to romance Amanda but she gets totally wasted.
Charm claims he is going to be romantic, but once he is alone with Andrea, quickly points out he is horny, so she walks out on him.

Eliminations

At eliminations, Tyler and T-Shaw are safe, leaving Stew and Charm as the ‘Bottom two’.
Stew is in the ‘Bottom two’ because he and Amanda have been constantly fighting and can’t see eye to eye. Charm is in the ‘Bottom two’ because he continues to upset Andrea with his extreme disregard for romance and at the challenge they spent their time arguing, which sends him home.

Once outside Charm acts like his usual douche self and just tells his girl it’s time to go. She tries to ask what will change at home, but at that moment the guys race to the balcony and taunt Charm. Andrea tells Charm to ignore them because it’s going to make her look bad, so of course he ignores her and talks shit back to the guys.

Andrea tries to pull Charm to the car, but eventually just walks inside the car by herself. She then threatens to leave so Charm could get into the car (All this humiliation for a dude who constantly cheats, has no respect, and only thinks of himself…bitch deserves what she gets for putting up with this shit).
Andrea is furious inside the car because he is making her look bad, but all he can say is “That’s cool then, let’s go back to Orange County man, I got shit to attend to” (I’m guessing the shit he has to attend involves a tranny, masking tape, and lube)

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