Chance – I’m Not Gay, Lick My Nuts

VH1 reports Chance has taken to Twitter to address chicks’ accusations that he’s gay. But, for some strange reason, he never actually denies he’s gay.
At least from what I read. I couldn’t read too much because I can only take so much of a man’s nuttz.
Uhmmn, when I say ‘take so much’ I don’t actually mean like anally or anything; just so you know.
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“I TOOK OVA REALITY TV NOW ITS TIME FO THE MUSIC TO MAKE NIGGAZ LOOK SAD THEN MY MOVIE WILL SHUT U UP…THEN U CAN LICK MY NUTZ
what a douche!
THERE DADDYS AND LIL BROTHERS BE AT HOME DANCING TO MUSIC VIDEOS IN TANK TOPS AND SKINKY JEANS???
Chance are you feeling okay…no one but you are doing that….
Yeah, that doesn’t sound like something a gay man would say at all…
hahahahah
Even if he did say he wasn’t gay, (which he still is because he failed to make the point here) you damn sure wouldn’t be able to tell past the caps lock, run-on sentences, bad grammar and the fact that he kept telling people to lick his nuts every 6 words. He’s a dumbass, illiterate, still gay, overly sensitive bitch.
Wait…Chance has nuts? News to me…
Word.
Is that a recent pic? Who is that broad he wit? I am so sick of Real and Chance, no more shows PLEASE.
It’s not that recent. I’ve seen it before RCOL2 came on TV. It was rumored that the woman is Chance’s real girlfriend (which of course would have made RCOL and RCOL2 really fake…..as if we didn’t know that already).
I say that it would have made RCOL fake because when Chance was on ILM he said a couple of times that he had a girlfriend and as soon as they left ILM they went and filmed RCOL.
Hmm, douchebag.
I thought gay people were more articulate than that. Damn stereotypes!
In all seriousness, I think he dabbles in both areas.
Nah, that brother is strictly dickly, I dont care what anybody says…
::in a Grace Jones/Strange’ voice::
http://www.gracejones.org/images/Grace-Jones-Picture.jpg
I loved Grace Jones in Conan: The Destroyer.
Chance double dips. He just doesn’t see himself that way. Perception is a b****.
She was better as Stran’ge in the movie ‘Boomerang’. The scene that quote comes from is hilarious….
supposedly that’s kimmie, the pregnant gf… well she’s not pregnant anymore
So where is this supposed child that Chance has? The one who was only mentioned on ILNY, and has never been spoken of ever again, by Kamal, his brothers or his freaking parents???
::serious stare::
Probably with his mom who doesn’t want anyone to acknowledge that she created a child with Chance out of absolute embarassment.
Fair enough. I’m personally hoping that was a story made up for the show. I just can’t bear the thought of that fucktard procreating… I’m getting nauseous even as I type…
The kid exists. I remember seeing a pic of him a really long time ago but I can’t remember where I saw it.
I think I just vomited a lil’ bit in my mouth…
Actually him having a girlfriend would partially explain his actions on the show. He could run away from the girls because he doesn’t want his girlfriend to beat his ass!
dat would b DUMB then cuz isnt the point of the show to sell the idea that they’re real; otherwise it would’ve been a complete waste, not dat it isn’t already
The show is dumb in the first place. Anyone who thinks that anything they do on that show perpetuates the idea that the show is real is delusional. RCOL is the fakest of the fake.
Who goes home today in FTLORJ 2?
According to Wikipedia, it’s Luscious, Diego & Gifts who leave; but take that with a grain of salt…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_the_Love_of_Ray_J_(season_2)
Lmfaooooo i can jus imagine chance sayin all that in his high pitched squeeky voice lol but im bisexual so i think i wud kno a gay person n ive been thinkin chance was gay since ILM1 but i didnt think real was gay since RCOL1 lol i guess that whole real/whiteboy/hoopz love triangle threw me off lol
I don’t give a fuck what this guy says. Everything about him is gay: His Mannerisms, His Clothes, The Way He carries himself. He needs to come out already.
LMFAO at “Lick My Nuts.”
OT: FTLORJ2
Okay, I change my mind on Caliente. She’s hot as hell on the show. My other favorites are Extra, Jaguar, Adorable, Flossy, Luscious, Trouble, and Paradeez.
Mixed feelings on Luscious.
Adorable is my favorite. As long as her personality on the premiere is how she really is, I hope she wins.
Bad-Ass Show so far.
I like Extra (reminds me of Prancer), but lemme mot waste my comments
Ohh yesss, I am excited about VH1 again
Really? After just one premiere of one new show? (@ @)
Btw, luv your use of the word “countenanced”…
A good vocabulary is damn sexy…
btw, any redirects/trojans
And state the exact post you were in if you countenanced one or both
Chance iz in denial. Everybody knows he loves men so no need to waste time on this bullsh!t.
FTLORJ2!!! Lovin dis sh!t. My girls are Lava, Gifts, Paradeez, Mz.Berry, Extra, Jaguar, Just Right, and some more that I can’t think of right now.
Anyone else think Just Right looks like Kiki(facially)?
Popper, Diego, and Tipsy tried out for the wrong damn show, plus all three are quite hideous.
An I’m not a fan of Heartbreaker, she reminds me of a rat-woman from Bad Girls Club 2.
Popper is the only one who actually looks like what her promo picture looks like. It’s horrible. She looks 60.
Diego(I still don’t get the nickname. Isn’t Diego a guys name?) is delusional. This is For the Love of Ray J, not I want to work for Ray J. We all know working for Ray J doesn’t go quite well.
Tipsy is just an orange FOL2 Toastee.
I’m watching FtLoRJ2 now. (I hate it that the West coast is 3 hours behind, sometimes.) It looks better than the last snoozefest, but that’s not saying much. I’m guessing that Ste is so “excited” because of all the T & A on display.
Diego got her nickname because she said she was “a huge Chargers fan”, that’s San Diego’s football team. And I agree she was fucking delusional.
Glad to see lil’ man gave Fettuccini’s transparent ass the boot.
Thanks.
And what G-Soul said. This is VH1′s saviour right here.
All we ever wanted was a star that wants to be around the contestants, and a variegated cast with a couple bitches thrown in for good measure.
And this we have.
/excitement
No recap tonight though, I need at least a couple hours rest. I’ll get it up tomorrow.
Cheers all.
“THESE CHICKS WANNA CALL ME GAY BUT THERE DADDYS AND LIL BROTHERS BE AT HOME DANCING TO MUSIC VIDEOS IN TANK TOPS AND SKINKY JEANS…”
Umm, yo b!tch azz STAYED wearin skinny jeans on both of your shows, plus how you ran from So Hood, etc….
“I TOOK OVA REALITY TV”
In what demented, fucked up, bama azz universe did this sh!t happen?
“AND I ONLY MESS WITH CHICKS OLDER THAN ME ANYWAY LADIES WIT SENSE CAUSE IM TIRED OF SLAPPIN RERE YOUNG BITCHES…”
Then why da fuck didn’t you have any “older women” on the damn shows? Why did Real have all of ‘em?
“WELL LET ME JUMP IN MY LAMBO AND GO EAT AT THE BEST PLACE I CAN FIND IN BEVERLY HILLS FOR LUNCH…”
U mean jump in your rented out Corolla and go 2 Mickey D’s…..
“DONT FORGET TO…RETWIT…DEZ NUTTZ IN YO MOUF TRICK….. LICK EM SLOW…REMEMBER U CANT TAME NO STALLION NICCA”
U know what, somebody just tell Chance to come on here. He needs a “ether” BADLY.
LMMFAO @ all of this! You sure he needs to come here to get ethered? This seems more than sufficient enough. Although him coming here would probably be more epic (and hella funnier) than when those gump ass G’s to Gents 2 dudes came here.
LMAO! Nah i’m pretty sure U have WAYY more sh!t 2 say to him than I do! Your sh!t have my laughin my azz off all the time LOL!
Chance still needs that Ritalin….
“He started by tweeting about the virtues of being with short-haired women (”MY GIRL HAS TO HAVE CROP IM NOT INTO RUNNING MY HAND THROUGH TRACKS TICKS AND FLEAS”)”
So why the fuck didn’t you pick my Risky or my So Hood at the time then b!tch negro? I swear dis dude dig a hole for hisself wit every word he says.
“So why the fuck didn’t you pick my Risky or my So Hood at the time then b!tch negro”
CAUSE HE IS GAY! He needs someone that looks like him in order to be with them. That’s why he likes short haired women.
Fucking word, Aaron.
@GS;
That nigga is illiterate as fuck. He needs to just STFU already.
LOL! It’s not even the fact that he iz illiterate. The negro tryin 2 be hard over TWITTER, fightin with females an sh!t. That’s just some pussyazzness overflowin within him.
Let da church say ‘Amen’.
Going to bed but G-Soul you’re killing me with the last few comments.
And Josh, I might borrow that ‘not I want to work for Ray J’ comment for the recap tomorrow.
Only if you credit me. Haha
Oh, I kinda miss doing recaps, but if I didn’t choose a crappy show and if I had the time I’d do them.
RT @VH1Exotica: so vh1 is so scared if u fight on twitter, blogs etc… u get no reunion very sad, but Ray Jay 2 is getting one for sure…
Baker/Exotica are sayin FTLORJ2 will have a reunion….somethin in my conscience wants me to like Baker….
I don’t know any gay guy that would touch his cracked out ugly ass. YUCK!! GO AWAY! You suck…dick that is..hahahaha!
Chance is a big fucking FAIL.
real big fan of site I visit everyday…i have come across “Natasha” from ROL 1 first actually porn scene
I think Jaguar and adorable are the prettiest ones on the show so far. Caliente is cute too but i just started watching the show so well see…..
ummm and does diego have herpes on her lip?
I think that was a piercing… at least I certainly hope it was… if not, that’s just nasty…
well when she was asking him his fav singers she had something on her lip on the left side, i dont think it was the piercing though….lol
I’m watching FTLORJ2 for the first time right now. Wow, two bitches are fighting over a bed?
I love Sharmisa, lol. She reminds me of my friend. Looks like her too.
Haha, Extra (Sharmisa) is awesome.
That lil’ tiff was funny…
I’m like, that’s supposed to be a threat? Do your feet stink or something? *l
Ot, Veronica, what’s your new avi of?
It’s a fan art of Stan and Wendy from South Park, haha.
Exotica is hilarious, haha.
I like how Ray J treats the girls and I like how Just Right said “he treats me more than just a piece of meat”. We all know that’s how Real and Chance treats their girls.
Ooh, Lucious was born in the Philippines. She doesn’t look Filipino.
I was born in the Philippines too, haha.
This season looks really promising!
These 2nd season girls stand out more than the 1st season. I think the problem with the 1st season chicks is that they had a horrible first impression and they were just really boring at first.
My favorites so far are Adorable, Exotica, Extra, Lucious, Mz Berry, Jaguar, and Just Right.
Caliente was a little annoying at first, but she’s really fun.
Fettucini annoyed me! I’m glad she’s out.
That avatar reminds me of Lala Orange.
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Confirm your Non-Gayity by answering this question…
Have YOU ever had a Dyck in your MOUTH and/or BUTT Before ???
I BET his AZZ has No Comment — LMAO