For The Love Of Ray J 2 Girls: First Thoughts

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Elle NavarroNo recap yet, but Siege sent me this email so I’m putting it up without her permission. I think it’s good enough to spark a discussion until my thoughts are shared.

I watched FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J 2. Is it me, or am I seeing ghosts of Ray J’s past in that cast?

Extra. (She REALLY favors Danger. Man, if she were light-skinned with a less Sinceer forehead, her & Danger could be sisters. And the Chardonnay splits… She’s a repeat performance. Nothing original about her.)

Platinum. (Baby Kim Kardashian… Unfuckingcanny!)

Heartbreaker (Is it me, or does she look like she sucked her thumb as a kid? Her teeth are arched.)

Paradeez (Looks like Tila Tequila after 3 helpings of Thanksgiving dinner.)


Fetuccini (Uhmmn, trans—-sexual. The Joe Namath chin)

Exotica (Looks like Whitney in “I’m Your Baby Tonight.” Eyes are a lot more Dionne Warwick though.)

There’s even a bitch on there that looks like Cocktail. Wow.

Flossy (I hate her hair; just a mess. She reminds me of Rabbit & Ribbon when she talks. Every third word is “like.”
Ag-gra-vating! She needs to go.)

Jaguar (Something’s not right. She seems a little nuts to me, I don’t know why.)

Adorable & Luscious (The names fit. I like them.)

Ms Berry (Ok, nothing more or less.)

Just Right (Reminds me of Frankie -Keyshia Cole’s mom- way too much.)

Lava (Looks questionably manly too.)

Tipsy (A hybrid Brandi C/Mary Carey.)

Too, there’s one bitch who looks like a football player with Tipsy’s hair. Another one has that “Tipsy” hairdo too, and looks like shit as well. Diego looks bad too, and she acts like she doesn’t have a clue.
I’m leaving out someone… Oh fuck it. I’m not even commenting on Bourgy about these sad bitches. It’s just a fugly cast except for about 4 or 5 people..

28 Responses to “For The Love Of Ray J 2 Girls: First Thoughts”

  1. Extra favoring Danger?? Lmao!

  2. I see it, actually.
    It’s the hair and the wide eyed-ness.

    1. Errr… not even.

    2. Dont get me wrong, she is a beautiful girl but I dont see “Danger” in her appearance.

  3. Platinum lookin like Kim K.? Not even close.
    Lol, at Paradeez lookin like a fat Tila (major slam on Tila).
    I thought Fettuccini was one of the prettiest girls there. Exotica=Fugz.
    Omg, at Flossy’s hair, it IS a huge mess. What’s up with the bangs? She just doesnt do it for me. Kind of annoying.
    Jaguar is hawt!
    Mz Berry is a hot m.i.l.f.

  4. A lot of them looked like guttersnipe whores but I liked how they carried themselves. Hilarity.

  5. Lol, too funny.

    I’m still trippin’ that Luscious claims to be celibate (Did she say for 8 years? Did I hear that right?)

    1. Lol, I think it was 8 months.

      1. Ah. That’s a little more reasonable then. Still, you don’t announce your abstinence right off the rip when you meet a man.

        You want him to at least think that getting the panties is a possibility…

        1. No, you don’t. Because then they try and try and you look like a whore. At least if you announce your celibacy, it’ll slam the motherfucker down about three pegs.

          1. If you actually want the guy, yes, you do want him to think he has a shot at getting some yoni, at least eventually. If a man thinks there is zero chance he’s getting any ass, he won’t stick around.

            However, I didn’t say that you shouldn’t make him work for it.

            I’m speaking in terms of real relationships not reality tv bullshit, btw…

            1. If a man thinks there is zero chance he’s getting any ass, he won’t stick around.

              I’m not sure about you, but that’s not any man I’d want to be with, if that was the case.

            2. Oh, c’mon, Jess, keep it real. Initially, we’re all attracted by looks first.

              And as women, we know most men are generally just looking for sex at first; the trick is getting them hooked on your mind, spirit and/or personality before you take it to that level…

              I’m not saying that it has to end there, just that’s where it starts…

            3. But I was keeping it real? If any man wants me just for sex or can’t accept/respect my (or yours or anyone’s) choice to be celibate, why would that be someone I would want to be with? While most men are just looking for sex, most men are very unsavory characters/douchebags and I would not touch with a ten foot pole — having a pretty face or a wad of cash does not change that, or exclude them from that category.

              Basically, if a man cannot respect my choices as a woman and otherwise — then he can go screw himself because he is not worth my time.

            4. I wasn’t talking about respect, Jess. I was just talking about initial attraction, both for men and women. On a subconscious level, it’s the desire to have sex that attracts us to each other; its our words & actions, both positive & negative, that determine whether the act actually occurs or not.

              If a guy is an innate jerk, and/or doesn’t respect you, of course you shouldn’r want to be with him…

        2. Most men would not read that announcement as ‘arrogance’. Because most men know celibacy is a myth, or a consequence of not meeting anyone special.

          1. Celibacy is just a myth or a consequence of not meeting anyone special.

            Is that so?

            ::eyebrow arch::

        3. I was wondering about that because I thought maybe a man who is interested in true love would indeed respect a woman who wants to maintain celebacy. But I do agree with you about not mentioning something like that right smack at the beganing. I do believe once you get to know eachother more and if the subject of intamacy pop up I feel it is important to mention it. If he wanna get mad because I didnt tell him before I wouls simply ask “I thought you were looking for TRUE love?”

          1. I thought maybe a man who is interested in true love would indeed respect a woman who wants to maintain celebacy.

            This is exactly what I have been trying to convey hahaha.

            1. I thought maybe a man who is interested in true love would indeed respect a woman who wants to maintain celibacy.

              I agree with that concept completely, but let’s be serious. We all know Ray J ain’t interested in finding “true love”.

            2. True dat.

  6. THANK YOU! That weave on Flossy looks BUST-ED. The same goes for Jaguar and Just Right…if you’re going to be on television at least spring for the real human hair people. When I saw that glued on blond and pink mess on Just Right’s head I damn near fainted. I can’t really agree with you on Extra favoring Danger though, Danger was exotic and had an unusually pretty face. Extra is just a common ghetto ho who resorted to splits on the first day for that comical value only a stripper could merit. Exotica is cute but damn girl, the afro went out in the early 80’s. You’re in America now…do something with that wig-looking bird’s nest. Lava is too tall (bitch TOWERS above Ray J), Platinum is no Kim K (her ass is like a pancake), and Mz Berry is cool but let’s be real, homegirl is about 40 with children, what the fuck is she doing on reality tv? You know the recession’s really hitting when half of the cast of a Vh1 love show is just one hot flash away from menopause. Caliente doesn’t have even an elementary grasp on the English language, and with that horse’s mouth I really don’t understand how she got the first glass. Adorable & Luscious are super cute but come on sweetheart, ain’t nan nigga care if your vagina has been dry for 8 months.

    1. “You know the recession’s really hitting when half of the cast of a Vh1 love show is just one hot flash away from menopause.”

      FUCKIN DEAD ::points gun at brain:: POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Apologies for the late approval.

  8. SupaGit, that comment was so much win!

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  10. Its weird, I like Mz Berry the best.

  11. A celibate woman is like a dial-up connection.

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