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This episode begins with the guys “stoked” that they are in the Final three and that Charm is out of the house. The guys are enjoying themselves and Jordan walks in to give them more good news; their girlfriends are moving in.

The girls also get the news and they seem more excited about moving in and getting laid (I just can’t see how they would get turned on by these guys)
The guys live like slobs, so they start fixing up their rooms to make their girls feel at home (The girls already know they aren’t house broken, so I’m surprised they bothered to clean at all).

Meet The Parents

The next day, Stew and Amanda are called into therapy, first. In therapy, they are greeted by their parents since this week’s lesson is ‘Family Values’. Amanda’s dad lets it be known that Stew “mooches” off of them and is constantly taking his cigarettes and beers (Ooook, I’m glad to see they aren’t missing the bigger picture… It’s ok to live in their house for free, screw their daughter in their home, but once the beers and cigs are taken, the line has obviously been crossed).

In a surprised to all, Stew’s parents reveal that he has had a very expensive private school education since kindergarten (WTF? How does one go from attending elite schools to wanting to make a living renting trailers?) The issue of safe sex also comes up and Stew and Amanda are so broke they can’t pay for condoms or birth control (Hmm… what the hell is the free clinic for? Free condoms all year round, plus you can get them flavored… so I’ve been told)

T Shaw and Nicole are next and Nicole’s family has issues with T Shaw because they feel he doesn’t have respect for them and he makes no effort to know them. In three years of dating, T Shaw has gone over to their house maybe 3 times (Damn, that’s just pathetic, but they should be thankful they haven’t had to deal with his retarded ass).

T Shaw then confesses to the family that he has cheated on Nicole with three different women (He should have just told them that that’s just his way of celebrating every year he and Nicole are together). Tyler and Shea are last and the main issue with them is that Tyler is constantly putting Shea down and calling her offensive names.

At the challenge the couples learn that they have to care for two baby pigs. The couples are a little freaked out since they aren’t used to taking care of themselves let alone other animals (I think this constitutes as animal cruelty… .the poor pigs shouldn’t have to look at these guys).
The couples have to catch their own pigs, bathe them, dress them up in a hideous outfit and then they have to care for them for 24 hours.

To celebrate the “birth” of their pigs, the families have a mock baby-shower planned in the backyard, where the parents take this time to grill the boyfriends. Stews parents’ are curious If he plans on getting his act together, but he confesses he wouldn’t if he won the money (He does have big ideas after all… I’m sure he would go far with them), Amanda’s dad takes this time to tell Stew that they are through taking care of him anymore , which bums Stew out because he realizes he will have to get a job (You know they decided this because of the cigarettes and the beers).

Elimination

At elimination Trina discusses the flaws of all three men, but deems Stew as the least qualified to continue Tool Academy, since he is an underachiever and chooses to do nothing with his life.
Tyler is excited to have made it to the finals, because it’s the closest he has ever been to getting a diploma. (I hope this doesn’t mean he didn’t finish 8th grade)

Outside, Stew tells Amanda he has been a “mooch” for the past year and is sorry he let her down. Amanda tells him he hasn’t let her down and they will continue working on their relationship at home. (Well from the looks of recent pictures of Amanda and J Daddy making out, I guess Amanda has a new “mooch” to deal with.)