For The Love Of Ray J 2 Recap: Episode 2
It’s breakfast time at the Ray J mansion and Extra is upset at the girls’ reluctance to wash the dishes. (I hear her, but you do NOT wash your own dishes in a mansion. The ‘help’ is supposed to do that)
The girls aren’t bothered as much with that as they are about Extra reading the Bible. It’s confusing to them that bible study is the encore for her stripper split the night before. ‘It does not say thou shall shake your ass in the Bible’, says Heartbreaker. (Who knows, because the Bible does say ‘There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.) Ezekiel 23:19-20
Script It
Before much is made of that, Lil B summons the girls to view Ray J’s cam-message.
In it, he challenges each lady to write a mock movie scene that reflects ‘who you are’ and their relationship. Ray J will be the leading man and the prize for the best three of the lot, is the first date of the series.
The future Diablo Coby’s leave for their mission. (Gifts walking by was an uncomfortable crotch moment.)
Most of the ladies struggle with the challenge, but Extra makes known she’s writing a book, ‘The Love of Lust‘, so how HARD can this be. (Yeah I got the pun)
Luscious wants to show she’s not clean cut, so she dons skimpy daisy dukes.
Lava is even more expressive, as a leading lady she is attired in cutout, blood-stained clothes. (Women must not know blood terrifies men. It’s either a baby or a period, and we aren’t fond of either)
The deadline passes and first to ‘audition’ is Just Right. Hers is a take on ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ (The only person to truly get it and reference an actual movie), but it’s largely uneventful except that Ray J brought out the LL-Cool-J lips-lick and Just Right refers to the Kim Kardashian tape.
Next is Jaguar, looking drop dead gorgeous. Her script is a hip-hopera (Heffa’s tryna be slick. We see you showcasing your voice) and it’s surprisingly good.
What follows is a boring display of failed raunchiness. Gifts is spectacularly unimpressive as her script suggests a one-night stand. Mz Berry chose to advertise she’s a realtor. And oddly, Platinum’s script calls for Ray to play a character named Antonio.
Fortunately, Lava rescues the challenge with her portrayal of your classic horror movie victim. (We’ll just ignore the fact that she’s black and survived, which never happens)
Luscious too, was good, but only if you’re into sexy women holding a long, hard, wood with a sweet spot.
To no one’s surprise, Jaguar, Luscious and Lava win the date.
It’s too late for what Ray J has in store for the winners, so all the women and Ray J enjoy their evening in the hot-tub. (Ray J looks fat as fuck.)
So what happens when you have sexy women, a hot-tub and free liquor? They discuss the Bible!
Extra overhears Paradeez’ snide remark on the dichotomy of her splits and bible study and an argument ensues. (When a white girl splits it’s yoga, when a black girl splits she’s a ho)
(Just kidding)
Ray J interrupts, ’cause only on TV men don’t want to see girls fighting.
Meanwhile, Trouble wants to pee. (I wonder where they are going with this)
She goes to the toliet. Okkkk.
She sits on the toilet. Okkk.
She pees with the door open. (I am not getting this, I pee with the door open all the time)
Maybe her vagina is not the best looking, because the public peeing particularly provokes a pissed off Lava who’s now greatly piqued.
‘I’m a germophobe’, Lava worries, as if she lives in Trouble’s vagina.
‘You’re just a bitch’, Trouble corrects.
‘Oh I’ll be a bitch, but I’ll be a clean bitch’, Lava boasts. (Lava wins)
But Trouble won’t quit. ‘Your hair is a mess’, she parries.
‘Your face is a mess‘, Lava counters.
It’s messy now, but Lava continues, ‘Get the fuck out of my room because I’m Lava and I will erupt’
Finding it difficult to respond, Trouble uses one of her lifelines and phones a friend. ‘I’m done’ she tells her, as Lava eavesdrops.
The Date
The next morning and Ray J leaves with the three winners for a date, poolside, at the Roosevelt Hotel.
Always the gentleman - or perhaps told by the producers - he asks if they have anything they want to ‘tell’. In no seconds flat Lava reveals Trouble told a friend she wants to leave.
The obligatory snitching out of the way, obligatory kissing follows as Luscious, the Celibate One, shows her wild side, and an even better sideways ass shot.
Lava rubs his feet as they kiss. (Whatttt? You go from bitch-smacking Trouble to this?)
The date ends and it’s back to the mansion for Eliminations.
However, Extra and Gifts take the time before elimination to rehabilitate themselves. Extra writes a poem which presents a more pleasing description of what their relationship would be, whilst Gifts clarifies her looseness, by saying she wanted to… (Look, whatever, she said the same slutty shit she scripted earlier)
Ray also takes Trouble aside and she admits she was drunk the night before, and does not want to leave.
Eliminations
At Eliminations, Ray J breaks protocol and spares the three date-winners immediately.
Luscious thinks “To go from the bottom to the top is an amazing feeling” (Only if you’re gay, I’d think. For a woman it’s like no big deal really. Just an extra inch perhaps)
Glasses are received until it’s down to Gifts, Extra and Trouble.
Gifts is called and I am glad she’s safe, but nooo, he sends her home.
One glass, one girl and Trouble, are all that’s left. Ray J calls Trouble forward and says it has happened in the past that a girl said she wanted to stay then quit on him, and he doesn’t like quitters. With that, Trouble too, is eliminated and Extra stays.
Next week, we learn yet another girl, has smashed the homey.
Cheers.
(Two answers allowed per poll)
Who Smashed The Homey? (2 choices)
- Paradeez (39%, 152 Votes)
- Lava (26%, 103 Votes)
- Extra (25%, 99 Votes)
- Platinum (22%, 88 Votes)
- Just Right (15%, 60 Votes)
- Flossy (13%, 52 Votes)
- Popper (10%, 41 Votes)
- Adorable (8%, 32 Votes)
Total Voters: 394
Loading ...Best Elimination Outfit (For the love of Ray J) Ep2 (2 choices)
- Luscious (29%, 67 Votes)
- Mz Berry (24%, 55 Votes)
- Jaguar (23%, 53 Votes)
- Paradeez (18%, 41 Votes)
- Caliente (14%, 33 Votes)
- Exotica (12%, 28 Votes)
- Extra (11%, 25 Votes)
- Adorable (9%, 21 Votes)
- Just Right (8%, 19 Votes)
Total Voters: 232
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I haven’t seen this ep but I look forward to it.
Its now showing where I am so I refuse to read. Lol!
HE SENDS GIFTS HOME?! THE BASTARD!!! *breaks out shotgun*
I will read the recap as the show goes along. I like the funny twists.The quote from the Bible was interesting and funny
Spoiler!!!!!
I Love Ray. think he’s hilarious
“Fortunately, Lava rescues the challenge with her portrayal of your classic horror movie victim. (We’ll just ignore the fact that she’s black and survived, which never happens)”
WRONG! Tanedra Howard lived in a horror movie. Ray J’s sister Brandy survived a horror movie.
“WRONG! Tanedra Howard lived in a horror movie. Ray J’s sister Brandy survived a horror movie.”
Looks like someone tried to overlook those two given that it a rare thing in horror movies
For real though. Hell, Jada Pinkett & Omar Eps died before the damn credits rolled in Scream 2….
“Extra overhears Platinum’s snide remark on the dichotomy of her splits and bible study and an argument ensues”
No, don’t blame Platinum….it was stupid fuck Parachubbycheeks
Ahhh, thanks
Tanedra didn’t die?
Well I have to get that SAW then.
Yeah, she lived….although I wouldn’t want to if I was her after what happened
Dead.
Fantastic quote that.
Never saw II
Omg, you have to rent it.
It’s both hilarious and deeply disturbing; I think you’d love it…
“VH1 STORYTELLERS: FOO FIGHTERS” PREMIERES FRIDAY, NOV 27 @ 11:00 PM ET/PT
The one-hour on-air special will feature the Foo Fighters performing a selection of some of their most popular hits in addition to their latest single from the new album Foo Fighters: Greatest Hits. Following in the “VH1 Storytellers” format, the Foo Fighters will answer questions from the audience and give viewers a unique opportunity to hear the inspiration behind such hits as “Big Me”, “My Hero” and from their new album “Wheels.”
Clicking on the picture might be a rewarding experience for Foo-fans
Have you lot seen this competition? (Click the pic)
Anyone, give me five names for best dressed at Elimination, excluding Extra and Exotica
Sure thing, luv; Once it actually airs on the West Coast, that is…
Can you get a picture of them or something? I sorta forgot except Luscious, Caliente, and Adorable looked nice.
Why not Extra and Exotica?
Cause Extra is my pick and I am sure someone liked Exotica.
So that’s your three?
I’ll use that.
I’m sure Jaguar looked hot too.
I was gonna pick Extra cause she’s my favorite, but that’s cool. Yeah, Those are my three. And Paradeez.
Ha. Never mind, I’ll get it up.
I’m quite sure that you will, Ste. *l
Oh wait, you meant the pics, nevermind….
Ha!
Ste, now that I know you dig Kevin Smith movies, this should totally be the next vid of the day; Rosario Dawson is sexy as hell, & the random dance sequence is the shit…
Oh hell, the link might help: Duh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3a7PPlLSWI
Steupz, I really, truly miss, want, and need that edit button back…
For some reason this season of Ray J is really funny to me. IMO, Ms. Berry is very pretty and classy, why she signed on for this show is a mystery to me. She looks outta place on the show.
The show the girls put on with Ray J was not bad, some were worse than others but they did the best they could do with what they had to work with. lol
One lady who completely fooled me was Exotica. When I saw her picture I thought she was fierce. Oh lord…this chick acts like she’s 15 and silly as hell. Her voice and the things she say are beyond freaking irritating.
Extra is way over the top and it comes off as annoying. Why would she come on an “of love” show where there is drinking and sexual overtones and bring out a bible. What got me was she was actually sitting down at the pool marking bible passages with her marker…WTH.
I think Just Right is pretty also but what she has on her head is seriously taking away from her looks. IMO, a black wig/weave styled nicely would add to her already looks.
All I have to say about Lava is that I don’t like her. Her attitude makes her ugly. Hope her ass goes home next week.
I believe the scene of a girl on the phone and another girl lurking around the corner listening and running back to tell the host what she overheard has been on EVERY “of love” show. They need to banned that scene forever, it’s overdone.
Good recap steupz.
LOL @ Mel…”Jada Pinkett & Omar Eps died before the damn credits rolled in”
I know “we” go pretty quick in those horror flicks..but daaamn.
If Ray-J plans on doing a Chance by ditching the winner of the show, he better not pick Mz. Berry. Old, desperate women WILL hunt you for the rest of your life
Ok, to those left now….
Adorable: Just so adorable, but just there. Need to see more.
Caliente: She’s kinda funny. Also, I know you guys are trying to find pics, but I don’t think she has playboy pics. She is a body painter, not a model, for playboy.
Exotica: The other half of the ESL girls. I guess someone dropped helium in the mansion when she came.
Extra: I like her when her hair is straight and she stops making those ugly faces.
Flossy: Who?
Heartbreaker: No opinion yet
Jaguar: She’s so lovely. My pick to win.
Just Right: She’s so different than what I expected from her promo. It’s a good thing.
Lava: She’s starting to be the bitch of the show. Snitch Bitch
Luscious: ~drools~
Mz. Berry: She’s out of place….
Paradeez: Bitch Cunt needs to get off. Not because she doesn’t bring anything, but what she brings is annoying. Least attractive on the show.
Platinum: She’s like a beautiful Buckwild looks wise. THankfully not attitude wise.
Popper: Who? What the hell has she done?
She hasn’t done much, aside from snitching to RJ about Fettucini being a “starfucker” in the first ep…
So people on Vevmo are saying that ILM4 is airing with The Entertainer of Love in January. UGH. Though I want to see ILM4, TEOL is a waste of fucking space.
If Vevmo says it then it must be FALSE.
I’m not convinced about ILM4, but TEOL inevitably has to come out at some point.
ILM4 is airing in January. Someone asked Hot Wings on twitter when you guys played the joke about there being an ILM4 commercial and she said “No, It’s airing in January”.
For The Love Of Ray J and I Want To Work For Diddy are making me a VH1 fan again after the whole ILM3 incident. I’m looking forward to ILM4 and hopefully TEOL is not a mess like I’m expecting.
I’m in love with IWTWFD2.
I still have my gaurd up with FTLORJ2 though, even though its been good so far. RCOL2 scarred me so badly.
Jess!
Did the Gossip Girl threesome live up to it’s hype and expectations?
Jenny is looking so fucking fierce lately.
Tbh, I haven’t watched GG for like, three weeks now. Oz has taken over my life.
Isn’t this girl’s (Jenny from Gossip Girl) style fucking amazing?
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I had 4gotten about Vevmo and their lies. So yeah they don’t kno wut the fuck they’re talkin about.CS4 ain’t happenin, neither iz a RCOL3 until VH1 says it in a press release, the latter of which I KNOW has 2 be a lie becuz nobody watched dis mess.
I Want To Work For Diddy 2 iz DAT SHOW!! Just like last season nobody gets along at all, which iz an excellent thing. It only gets better wit Poprah a.k.a Tanisha 1/2.
FTLORJ2 iz also great. I don’t like dat he got rid of one of my possible new additions(Gifts)but Lava’s still there so i’m good LOL!
I’m likin Extra, but she iz kinda over the top. That’s a good thing though LOL! Exotica and Heartbreaker are some ratchet azz trollops who need 2 go away and never return.
“I Want To Work For Diddy 2 iz DAT SHOW!! Just like last season nobody gets along at all, which iz an excellent thing. It only gets better wit Poprah a.k.a Tanisha 1/2.”
Figured they brought that fat cow back
Look who squashed their beef. Good, they’re betta off bein homies.
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Did anyone see this?
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/for-love-of-ray-j-star-planning-new-reality-series-about-his-family-9839.php
I didn’t see this particular article but I did read on his twitter, before Ray J 2 came on, that he was working with VH1 on a COUPLE of projects.
Khi…have you heard about the movie he made called Envy? I saw the commercials for it today. It went straight to video though.
I saw that shitty commercial today as well. Who the hell is gonna buy that shit?
Uh, the same few fans who bought his last album?
There most be something else they can spend their pennies on.
My girl Luscious looked hot as usual.
Second episode, and so far I’m not bored yet. I have a lot of faith in this.
And Diddy has blown me away. Fucking best shit on Vh1 this year. I love it.
I hate to admit it, but I watched the Puffy show, and I was actually very entertained. Not by him or his immense ego, of course; but by the big ass assortment of weirdos, egos & psychos that is this season’s entire cast of contestants… enough so that I may just have to keep watching. Damn it.
Fuck, I hate it that I like something that has anything to do with Puff Daddy, ( and fuck calling that nigga “Diddy”, he’s always gonna be old annoying ass Puffy to me… )
I know people are tired of this subject.
But who watched the Rihanna 20/20 interview? I thought it was good.
I didn’t.
It was powerful.
It sure was
IS IT ME OR DOES LAVA REMIND YOU OF NIBBLZ!!! IM IN LOVE WITH PARADEEZ!!!!
I though it was just me lol. New York said it best “she looks dirty, very gutterish” (FOL2) lol
I like “I Want to Work for Diddy 2″ as well. My favorite is the chubby guy. He has the spirit of a fighter.
troubles got too drunk and missed the rolb.
Aw hell! Hahaha!
I finally gave in and succumbed 2 the disease known az Twitter….
http://twitter.com/Graffiti_Huey
Steupz; this clip of the camera man falling in the pool during filming is hilarious… http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1624901&vid=450052
That’s what I call “reality”… *l
IWTWFS2 is a breath of fresh air; the competitive show with a mix a relevant drama is great and the people aren’t OVER THE TOP or creat IMMATURE high school drama(RCOL2 cast)
FTLORJ; i find Extra sort of immature but at da same time she has the “girl next door” look and attitude so she is one of my likes
and Just Right was totally opposite of what i would’ve expected, i was thinkin Keyshia Cole’s mom Frankie initially but I’m glad she proved me wrong……………for now lol
I agree with this.
I’m not one to tell people what they should like but Diddy 2 is just like Diddy 1, which was just like The Apprentice.
So that means what exactly?
http://twitter.com/Graffiti_Huey
Pretty much that there is nothing special about Diddy. In fact, I think it’s worse that Poprah is back, she’s like a caricature of herself.
Anyways, I like the background on that twitter
LOL! I dislike dat negro wit a passion but this show and Making the Band are the only good things he seems 2 come out wit these days. But he already ruined MTB so i’m sure he’ll find a way 2 ruin this good show 2. Poprah needs her own show, and whateva happened 2 Kendra?
Twitter iz confusin LOL!
*I remember U used 2 talk to her a lot.
No shit, Ste.
I fucking loathe Puff Daddy, but the over-the-top, irritating & arrogant-ass famewhores who want to be his supossed assistant were entertaining as hell.
I hate myself for it, but I might just have to keep watching this trainwreck…
*Supposed
I hate not have having the edit button.
Ray is dumb. Trouble was cute as shit. She’s probably the cutest girl there. Especially in the face. How’s he going to keep Extra over Trouble? LOL.
cuz Trouble was on the wrong show; she looks like a prototype of Ashley minus the ass lips
thinks she shoulda been on ROL
lol asslips??? too funnee
did anyone else see a resemblence of Lava & Nibblz.
slightly
I didn’t see it. I’ll look again.
EA, were you able to get any ratings?
Me and Steupz just got the FTLORJ2 ratings from last nighht. That got 1.5 million.
Not bad at all.
Well, It’s improving.
its funny but jaguar looks like cashmere heartbreaker resembles cocktail who resembled kim k ray j cant get over kikm k