For The Love Of Ray J Episode 6 Recap
Last season when Brandy visited, the show opened with Danger saying, “I just don’t like the bitch; ’cause she’s a whore! She’s a grimey-ass bitch!”
This season, it’s Extra and Ray J sharing a conversation-less snack.
When VH1 had it’s lil minor issues with murderers and whatnot, we expected a tweak in programming. But this embarrassing ennui that is ‘For the love of Ray J’ is just ridiculous. This shit is too boring for PBS, even.
But, hope springs eternal, so let’s keep it alive and see what transpires.
Again, it’s Ray J’s task to announce the challenge and this he does as he presents a rack of clothes and an assortment of accessories.
The challenge, it turns out, is to perform a 70′s girl-group rendition of a song they’ll pen themselves.
Judging will be Ray J and Brandy! (Wait! Brandy is here to judge music?)
(No polygraph?)
No shit like this:
Are you in love with any of your ex’es?’
‘Yes!’
‘Have you ever dated for money?’
‘Yes!’
‘Have you ever been called “mentally unstable”?’
‘Have you ever had a restraining order against you?’
‘No!’
‘Have you ever physically harmed an ex?’
‘Yes!’
The teams are Las Reinas de Oro (Caliente, Exotica, Jaguar), Sun Rays (Flossy, Extra, Mz Berry) and Wolf Pack (Platinum, Luscious, Heartbreaker)
The performances are decent, but Jaguar’s talent overwhelms and her team wins the challenge.
She also wins the solo date, her 4th in fact. (This girl is so beautiful it takes sex out of the equation. Like you just wanna stare at her)
A Date With Jaguar
Embarrassingly, the solo date is the same as last season’s. Ray J at the piano, singing; and doing neither especially well.
Again, similarities continue. Jaguar is moved by something and sorta admits her emotional fragility.
But whereas last season’s date winner, Cocktail, admitted to “totally falling in love”; Jaguar shies away from a kiss. (This is bullshit! Get this lesbian outta here.)
They return home, where Ray J is treated to a bath by the Wolf Pack. (They cut that scene way too early. It’s VH1 not Nickelodeon)
The next morning Exotica and Caliente had their date but it was boring.
Elimination
No Chicago Larry and “pack your shit and get to fuck out; right now!”, this time.
It’s just an ordinary affair until it’s down to Exotica and Jaguar. This time however, Ray J is tired of her shit and Jaguar is eliminated!
Brittanya Uncensored
Mindy and Taya Uncensored
Bad Girl Ashley Cheatham
Wet Wednesday 8: Chardonnay
Bethany Benz vs Nat Turnher
Mud Bowl 3 Uncensored
Lol, let’s answer the questions.
Are you in love with any of your ex’es?’ Yes.
Have you ever dated for money? No.
Have you ever been called “mentally unstable”? Yes.
Have you ever had a restraining order against you? No.
Have you ever physically harmed an ex? No.
What ex?
Israel.
Was he good in holding hands?
(Laughs at my joke)
Polygraph tests are such bullshit anyway. They aren’t admissible as evidence in court, because they aren’t reliable.
Not that such distinctions matter on a crappy show like this, but still…
Anyhoo, to answer the questions;
Are you in love with any of your ex’es?’
NO.
Have you ever dated for money?
No.
Have you ever been called “mentally unstable”?
Yes.
Have you ever had a restraining order against you?
No.
Have you ever physically harmed an ex?
Yes, but he started it.
It’s raining!
On topic:
Nice and short. Wouldn’t want to have it any other way.
I know and I love it. I love the rain. So peaceful.
It kind of stopped, though.
Sad face.
Side smirk.
We had rain and just 10 minutes away they got snow! Not fair! I want a snow day too!
I don’t know what to say about this show at this point…it’s just limping along until the end. The singing competition was better last season. The only thing I find somewhat amusing is Extra…Chick is funny to me with her facial expression and all.
It’s cold, raining and I need someone to cuddle with.
*dies*
steupz…how many times can you vote in the poll? I saw a name after I voted who is more annoying than the person I voted for.
I think you can clear your cache and keep voting over and over.
But I can’t remember how many choices per poll.
I only placed those polls there to test the new footer.
Ok thanks.
I see your Gene Kelly and raise you one Carl Thomas.
I love that song…
Wait, how come Jaguar has to be a lesbian just because she wasn’t trying to kiss Chubby-Ass Norwood?
Well you explain it then.
The girl is strange. Or suffering from Howard Hughes disease or something
It’s obvious, luv; she came on the show for exposure, but didn’t want to stay badly enough to kiss Ray J. Maybe his breath was stank.
Or maybe she just wasn’t feeling that gelatinous abdomen he’s got…
There are women still, who value kissing?
You’re talking to one, sugar.
I value kissing too. If a man’s kiss isn’t pleasing to me, i.e, sloppy, too wet, his lips all over my mouth…it turns me off and I’m done with him.
I feel like this; If a man can’t kiss, then he & I won’t be getting to 2nd base, or third; let alone a ‘home run’.
If you haven’t developed good kissing skills by the time you get to be my age, that’s pathetic – & I’m straight ejecting your ass from the game…
That’s like saying you would not have hired Johnny Cochrane because he can’t prepare a will.
When you get to 25 or whatever, kissing lips, is useless.
Oh, Steupz. SMH.
You poor thing; it just sounds like you’re messing with women with no skills. Pity, you have no idea what you’re missing.
But then then again, you are the same “gentleman” who once said that conversation is over rated.
Funny, you sound just like all those so-called ‘men’ who that think women are nothing but walking sexual orifices, only put on the planet to satisfy their sexual urges…
short and quick….Thats a big shocker….
Are you in love with any of your ex’es?
HELL NO.
Have you ever dated for money?
NO.
Have you ever been called “mentally unstable”?
YES
Have you ever had a restraining order against you?
NO.
Have you ever physically harmed an ex?
YES…he thought I didn’t mean what I said because I wasn’t hollering or cussing him out.
Women are so comfortable admitting to being abusive.
LOL…I wasn’t THAT comfortable and I started to say no to that question, but what the hell.
I didn’t like myself after doing that, which was a loooong time ago, but he was taking me for granted and thought he could use me after I told him don’t take kindness for weakness. Bet he knows now.
*lol
It’s not abuse if you’re defending yourself. That’s one of the cardinal rules of life; Don’t hit someone unless you want to get hit back…
We should be. Men don’t fucking admit their abusive tendencies enough.
Btw, Steupz, you really need to quit with the gender roles that you so desperately cling to. It’s 2009 for fucks sake.
There are gender roles
There are but there shouldn’t be.
People like you who keep them going, you know.
Lol
Since everyone else is doing it:
Are you in love with any of your ex’es?
Yep.
Have you ever dated for money?
Yep, don’t see why that’s important, though. If men date for sex, why can’t I date for money?
Have you ever been called “mentally unstable”?
All the time. Doesn’t mean it’s true, though.
Have you ever had a restraining order against you?
Nope.
Have you ever physically harmed an ex?
Define ‘physically harmed‘.
PS: I think it’s really telling of just how sexist and gendered our society is, that every woman so far has answered ‘yes’ to the question about being called mentally unstable. SMH.
In my experience, its usually the crazy, woman-beating bastard who tried to hit her who calls a woman that, after she’s defended herself…
Besides, most men seem to think all women are crazy.
And most of us are, from putting up with men’s stupid shit…
*lol
And that’s why I’m taking on their train of thought and starting to think that the only purpose men have in the world is between my legs.
When I was called mentally unstable it was because the person was not listening to me after I told him over and over I did not like what was going on and only when I went hood on him did it finally sink in, but, it was too late at that point. I left after that.
If you ever see me standing outside talking and laughing to MYSELF, then you can call me mentally unstable…otherwise, Joann is just fine.
Now im offically done with this show,Jaguar was the only reason to watch.SMFH
You know
Dead!
But I think everyone will answer ‘yes’ to the crazy question. I’d love a comprehensive answer on what mentally stable is. Ive been called ‘nutty’ more than my own name. Some of them don’t even know my name, just the ‘nutty guy’
Taroo story.
Cool story, bro.
*breaks into tears*
Oh you’re so mean!
*holds laughter*
How am I mean? :/ I was just saying that story was cool and you’re my bro.
Suuuuuuuuurrrree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaU59MnWCDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXdXcpNsv4
Random, but I was listening to it, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4iU0yx9GY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DdDKtKw9B8
*dances*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBClImpnfAg
*lines up absinthe shots*
But you’re a wonderful kind of nutty.
Check your email, douche.
I think that’s a good idea; define what’s really considered “mentally unstable.” There’s different levels & varieties of crazy…
For instance, there’s crazy like Natalie Nunn is crazy, & then there’s Jeffery Dalmer crazy…
I think there’s the general ‘mentally unstable’ term, that is becoming synonyms with ‘different’. and there is psychosis.
I call your chick song and raise you with one of my own; an Alanis Morissette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9yUVgrmPY
Yeah, it has the word “rain” in the lyrics.
I talk to myself. But I call it “thinking out loud”. When I start answering myself that’s when I should be taken away.
@ Audaciously Me….LOL..I do that sometimes too, but I was referring to holding a full blown conversation with yourself, as I have seen a few people on the streets do.
If you’re not used to fighting for a man or falling in love with one so quickly, then why are you on a damn VH1 show?
WTF?
I wanna hurt Ray.
Jaguar was like the best in the house!
Makes no sense.
The show’s sucking. Wouldn’t be surprised if he pick the Cocktail look-a-like Heartbreaker
Wolf pack = New Blondtourage
Not.
The Blondetourage was funny, at least. All RJ’s chicks are boring…
“Are you in love with any of your exes?”
No, but I care about all of them.
“Have you ever dated for money?”
No. I got my own.
“Have you ever been called ‘mentally unstable’?”
Not to my face, unless you count DBrowdy, haha.
“Have you ever had a restraining order against you?”
Hell no.
“Have you ever physically harmed an ex?”
Yes. Side note-Attention men:Don’t you EVER in your fucking LIFE put your hands on me. A bitch like me’ll stomp a mufucka out like his name’s Marlboro. But as long as I’m not hit first, all good.
Dead!
Now that’s what I call a correct answer…
I freakin’ luv you, Ceej.
Love you too Mel.
In fact, you get my last comment. No need to stick around; it’s just not fun to me anymore. I have lost patience with the incessant ramblings about a show that will not air, I don’t care for the rude ass comments and games people play, and it’s just not the place for me.
I put this back here on this old post so I don’t draw attention to it. Steupz is my friend, and I really did try to tolerate this place because I respect him & I like a lot of the commenters here, but I feel out of place here, so I’m leaving.
What was that Baybaybay quote? “If you don’t fit in, take your ass home!” And I’m out. It’s been real.
So thats why you’ve been ignoring me lately…
I meant to say the rude ass comments people make toward other commenters. Not the stars of the shows; sorry about that.
Khi! Look at the Bourgy portraits on the wall!
Ooh, there’s me!
*writes ‘I’MMA FUCKING ROCKSTAR’*
Speaking of FtloR, did anyone see the MTO article about Cocktail and this Willie cat?
This is why you don’t fall asleep after getting it in with hoes. Especially if you’re married.
Ray wack for that elimination. Get rid of wack ass exotica. Just cause shawdy hasnt kissed you dont mean theres no “connection” lol. She the exact opposite of what he has had on the show, and the exact reason she should of stayed around if he was really looking for “love”.
LOL…Ray J is NOT looking for love, only exposure.
Ray J turned down an endorsement for condoms because….”I decided not to do the condom endorsement or stuff like that because again, I didn’t want to be typecast as someone like that’s just all about sex,”. SMH.
Is he insane…I mean really, is this man insane, he is all about sex. LOL.
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/?p=8101
Damn, I keep saying this over and over I know, but damn, mz berry is fine.
Although I think Jaguar was the finest of the group and Ray is a fool to think any of the others are in her league, he did do what most brothers would do – after four dates and she did not break him off something proper like, thats the rules of the dating road, you get kicked to the curb.
But Jaguar, Ray did you a favor – you are not a bus-down or chicken head and that is what Ray wants for this show – some straight up skeezers.
Hold your head up, your real knight in shining armor is in your future while Ray J is in your rearview mirror.
I hope other young ladies follow your lead and not be so loose with their “goodies” just because a man sweet talks you and buys you a trinket or two.
I think Ray J has totally lost his mind. How could he eliminate Jaguar? she was by far the classiest chic on the show..aside from Mz. Berry. Hope he grows up this season and actually date these girls forreal and not for tv reality.
I think ray j was a fool for eliminating jaguar. I was really hoping he picked her, cause i liked her the best. Even though she didnt kiss him he couldve gave her another chance, cause she really was trying even ray j said that. He just dont know what he want. I see that he like those party girls, and the ones that throw theirselves on him. He is not gone find the right person if he gone always keep them kind.