Alyssa Milano Parodies Jersey Shore
Alyssa Milano parodies Jersey Shore or whatever.
Really, these Italians need to stop this shit…
At Bourgy we believe in stereotypes, so just as we expect our black readers are unemployed welfare mothers or aspiring male-rappers, our Polish readers have unbelievably hirsute vaginae, our Korean readers are just passing through til they shoot up a campus, our Boston readers are racists, our Cali readers are weed-smoking homos, our Chicago readers have weave sticking out of their glove compartments and our like white girl readers are like cutters…. just as we expect all of that, we expect our Italian readers to be women-beating, wife-beater wearing guidos and guidettes.
So yeah.
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I like Jersey Shore, but who the fuck keeps saying that this show is bad for Italians or whatnot? (And they think Scarface and the Sopranos are better in comparison!) We’re all humans and we all have flaws and imperfections. Like the old saying goes: “Don’t judge a book by its cover” — you gotta read what’s between the lines first!
And other thing, I like Alyssa, but she should mind her own business because she’s the one who got Shannen Doherty out of Charmed in the first place. (SMH)
UNICO – they’re like, the biggest organization for Italian Americans. And actually, they protested the Sopranos, as well –and look how well that worked!
And Scarface wasn’t Italian, he was Latino. Not sure what kind of Latino but I know for a fact he is one.
Cuban
Thank you, Cris. It’s been forever since I’ve seen it.
you’re are welcome doll.
Oops, I didn’t know Scarface was Cuban, but thanks for clearing that up, Jess and CrisCris.
I’m straight, though.
I’m gonna be honest here, Steupz, that paragraph is fucking appalling, and the fact that you actually think that way makes me sick.
And the SNL Jersey Shore parody was way better….
By the way – your sterotypes are extremely outdated and pretty untrue. Besides the fact that Boston is a part of one of the bluest states in the union and not as racist anymore as you would like to believe, there’s a lot more weed-smoking homos in Boston than there is California (and they can actually get married, too!).
The Korean stereotype is fairly recent, if it even could be one at all. I love how you’re laughing at something so obviously horrific. Same thing goes for the ‘white girls are cutters.’ I wish you weren’t so fucking closed minded, you would see that cutting is a real issue, not just for white girls. In fact, I can name some black people that cut
Really, though, it’s not something to joke about.
Also, I’m full blooded Italian — have you seen me wear a wife-beater? Or do I resemble a guidette at all?
…that’s why it’s called stereotypes.
And relax. He’s obviously against stereotypes and being sarcastic about it.
There is nothing in the post suggesting he’s being sarcastic, especially coupled with what we already know to be his opinions on everything from women to race. Don’t tell me to relax >_>
You don’t resemble a guidette at all.
Except for the big boobs.
Stereotype!
It’s my entire family lmfao. In my immediate family, we all have huge breasts.. In my extended family, you get one or the other – huge breasts or a nice ass.
your comments really annoy the hell out of me…this is a website where smart people dumb down, its not fuckin CNN or some shit..why do you have to correct and be correct about everything? chill out.
With a name like that, you should be commenting more.
Good – I’m glad I annoy you so much that you crawled out of your lurker hole.
Just worry about your own damn self, alright?
lol you worry about yourself, and a little less about how steupz feels about the rest of the world.
I think Steupz is being sarcastic.
::simultaneously sighing & laughing ::
There’s no way I can take that or Steupz’ response seriously.
After all, aren’t there bigger problems in the world to worry about?
Yes, but I think casual racism and sexism (such as this) is a big enough problem in the world. It would help if that was even remotely funny but it’s not.. and it’s not like there’s any indication he’s being sarcastic, especially from what we know of his opinions already.
*sigh* Of course I’m the only one who feels this way, again.
No specific objection to the black stereotype?
You must be an Italian from Boston.
Wow. Stop being a douche.
I didn’t object to the black stereotype(s) because I’m not black. I have no idea about their experiences and I never will. For me to comment on it would be insulting.
Are you Korean?
No, but I have a lot of Korean friends ( and general Asian friends, who talk to me all the time how they’re underrepresented on television and when they are it’s usually for bad things.) and I know EXACTLY what you were talking about when you made that “stereotype.” Which is also just as appalling that you find humor in a massacre. It would have been better if you had said they all owned liquor stores. :/
And you have no black friends?
Hmmn
I do, but I am far less knowledgeable about their culture than I am about Asians. I prefer not to speak about something I know nothing about than to talk ignorantly.
Now that I find hard to believe.
Koreans are usually too busy doing their Math homework to tell of their distress and misfortune.
But I hope you don’t think it’s black people’s culture to be lazy.
We are talking stereotypes here.
You are a terrible person.
And if I’m making such a stink – you really think that I think black people are lazy?
But you suggested I do! What makes you better than me?
Ohhh…that colour thing!
I did? Because I suggested that you were wrong and that might imply that you didn’t do the research? That is so very wrong.
And *facepalm* You know.. you being mixed and all might make you better than me, if we’re going there. You can easily go through both worlds seamlessly :/
And what does that have to do with me saying you’re lazy because you’re black? I would say that to any of my friends who have spewed out such an offensive post. It would help your case if it was funny, but it’s horribly off the mark.
…….
The End!
You suck at logic and humor, Steupz. Guess that doesn’t translate well over the Atlantic.
I don’t know about Steupz, but I’ve personally found that really isn’t the case.
Being multiracial doesnt really make me more acceptable to others; if anything, it seems like the more labels you apply, the more there is for people to hate on…
Hell, Steupz practically predicted my “imminent demise”because of it, didn’t ya, mate?
I wouldn’t know but I’ll give you an example of my train of thought:
Steupz walks into what is known as ‘the black club.’ He dances with some women, gets his drink on, etc. Nobody batts an eyelash.
I walk into the same club – I get called cracker and a whole bunch of slurs for white people. If I try to dance with a black man, I might then be accused by some black women that I am trying to steal their men. If I drink, I am expected to be a sloppy mess and ‘that silly white girl.’ My fate might turn out like the Ambers’, who practically get beat up. (I wish I could find the exact clip..)
See what I mean now?
Now see, I know you’re joking.
But you want people to be racist probably so you can fit in, lmmfao.
It depends on what club you go to & where. If you came out dancing with me to my spots, (if you were old enough
) you’d just be another chick at the club…
And none of my friends do “sloppy drunk”, no matter what race…
Basically, it comes down to the quality of people & the environment, is what I’m saying…
I’m not joking, Ste. Save for that last part about the Ambers – that situation has happened to me IRL.
A present for Jess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj1UgNYqrVw
THANK YOU VERONICA. Now maybe people will understand it better lmfao.
Wait, this is a better clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LIinr_Azqc
Ok, RE the BGC3 “street fight”;
While BS does go down at the club sometime, that was just some unnecessary drama. Mildly entertaining to watch, but unnecessary.
I think that people see the cameras & try to start shit with the people being filmed. Either that, or they’re planted.
Remember how some random chick just grabbed Portia’s hair for no reason in the first ep of BGC4?
I was referring more to the girls choking Amber M in the bathroom for being white than everything else that happened.
You’ve got mail.
So this is what you do when you get bored Steupz…
Prod and probe?
I was gonna say come off as an even more of a douche but those 2 words sum it up right there…..in the right context. Who knows what the hell context you used the words in.
Why does that sound like a bad porno to me?
I actually got a spasm writing it
I don’t doubt it. You seem easy titillated.
*easily
Stereotypes can save lives.
Lol
I’mma make sure 2 get that as a bumper sticker.
Of COURSE Bourgy’s resident misogynist thinks stereotypes are awesome…;)
Never said it was awesome and I hold no hatred towards women. Although I do tend to favor beautiful women over hideous ones, go figure.
Right. Whatever helps you sleep at night…
OT:
Did anyone see the new IWTWFD2 episode? Dalen said Poprah was 45, then she said she was 41. :O
I’m fucking shocked. I thought she was in her late 20′s. lol
Yeah 41 shocked me.
I thought 35 or so.
I guess black don’t crack. lol
Stereotype!
I’m black. LOL
I know. I’m just joking.
Yeah, she dont look that old.
P’oprah looks damn good, especially for being over 40…
Btw, has anybody here ever considered why ethnic stereotypes and cliches exist in the first place?
Yes, I have – but I do not think we should perpetuate them, especially this casually and the fact that everyone is okay with it because he was being ‘sarcastic’ even though there were no hints of it kind of bothers me :/
It’s like you want me to be racist?
At least I’ll still have Latino and Republican readers; I never say anything bad about them.
You’re such a lil’ button pusher… *l
No – I want you to be mindful of others. Like that part about white girls cutting themselves? Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. Like really, what part of the rest of the paragraph had any connection to that?
To be honest, Mel, I’m surprised you’re not with me on this one. You’re always one of the first to chime in about issues such as this.
But how do you not know that many black people who’d pour their lives out to you, yet you know black cutters?
Because I never asked? Because they didn’t talk about it? Yes, I do know black cutters. It’s a very serious issue – but then again seeing how you’ve handled sensitive issues just as, if not more insensitively before, I should have expected this.
You went to culinary school or a home for cutters or something?
……………………………………………
Do I really need to email you about this? I’ve told you plenty of times in private before.
You can’t take Ste seriously; he’s a natural born provocateur…
And you know you’re just feeding into it, right?
Dont know, it’s something that has been on this earth for a very long time and will be here for many years to come. It pisses me off when other races wanna generalize black’s as if we are all the same.
I feel ya, but you gotta pick your battles… and this one isn’t even remotely worth it…
Yeah, because he didn’t insult you multiple times… Not you specifically, but in that paragraph there are three things that apply to me, and something I am very passionate about…
What, you mean he didn’t insult me personally, today?
Jess, just ignore him, he’s trying to get your goat…
Lol, I mean in the original post.
Check your inbox in a couple minutes.
What do you think about Filipinos, Steupz?
Who thinks about Filipinos?
One of my best friends is Filipino. lol
I dated a guy who was Filipino & Black… he was sexy as hell…
he even sounds sexy
Honey, you have no idea…
He had long pretty hair, a beautiful skin tone, & was built slim & muscular, with sexy washboard abs – just how I like ‘em…
YOWZZAA
Lol.
I’m only 1/4 Italian, but these sterotypes are getting really fucking annoying.
Alyssa Milano is really just making more matters worse….Jersey Shore is still airing so get use to it! But I hate Sterotypes! But Steupz you once again have me pondering…
I wuz lookin back at old posts…….boy some of yall were vicious to Veronica!
And Steupz, I got your sarcasm LOL! Az long az i’ve been here I can pretty much tell that you were bein sarcastic about the whole thing.
$LMAO WOW STEUPZ U A FOOL BRUH$
Sup J-Work!
I cannot believe some of yall think Steupz wuz serious.
And I can’t believe you’re alright with some of this – especially for someone as “educated” as you claim to be.
*Flav voice* WOOOOOOW LMAO!
Are you on drugs? Anybody with 1/2 of a brain could see Steupz said that in all good sarcasm/fun. I’ve been postin since this summer and lurkin since last year, and I can tell when Steupz iz jokin about somethin. One thing you gonna need a reality check with iz that not everybody is gonna agree with Jess about everything.Also the fact that this is not the Jess show. You see nobody’s trippin over this except you. And LMAO @ “educated”, LOL! You been gettin some lessons from Khi? That iz just SUCH an issue that people in the Trap can go to college, why iz that? LMAO!
Point out to me the sarcasm PLEASE. There is NONE there. And the fact that YOU of all people have no problem with it fucking sickens me. There is no sarcasm there, there is no good fun in making fun of people of other races or genders.. Really, there isn’t.
And no – it’s not about you going to college… I’m just surprised as educated as you say you are, you see no problem at all with this? The fact of the matter is, stuff like this has ruined peoples lives before, when they have said much less… The fact that EVERYONE is so fucking okay with casual racism and sexism bothers me.
Frankly, you’re being rather patronizing right now and I’m going to leave my personal opinions out of it but the fact that you had to be so condescending towards me saying that ‘not everyone is gonna agree with me’ – which geez, you don’t need to go to college to know I already know that.. And “this is not the Jess show” and “nobody is tripping except me” ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK? I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT OTHERS. WHEN HAVE I EVER CARED? And the fact that you have the audacity to try and equate this to a reality show just makes you look worse, because I couldn’t give two fucks. I have my own blog now – I don’t need dumbasses trying to tell me my opinion is wrong, where in anywhere else… Steupz would be in the wrong, not me for offering a dissenting and equally valid opinion.
jess i really dont think steupz was serous…..
its not a big deal
$SUP BRUH WTF U BEEN DOIN? L0L$
LOL on the chat right now!
$BETT IM COMIN BRUH L0L$
Good thinking putting Danger on this late in the season. I’m not watching again now that I can put my finger on what’s been missing.
Shits going down on the chat.
Oh, my head. I dont see how y’all do it, with all the xat… I need another toke, now…
We get those all the time, Mel. You’ll get used to it, lol.