Massie’s RuPaul’s Drag Race 2 Episode 2 Recap
The episode begins with the Queens getting up and going straight to the work room.
RuPaul appears and tells the women that they have 30 minutes to pick groups and make a slutty outfit for his RuPaul dolls.
While dressing the dolls, Nicole Paige Brooks reveals that she has a son (These guys don’t look like they play for both teams, so I’m guessing they either got together with their lesbian friends and agreed on artificial insemination or had an experimental phase.)
Pandora Boxx and Sahara win the Slut Doll contest by producing “Shafreeforal”, the ghettoest/trashiest looking doll I have ever seen (That being said, I could see this outfit being worn by half the ladies on ROLB).
Monstarr Booty
After the winner is crowned, Ru announces that this week’s main stage challenge is inspired by his feature film Starrbooty where he plays an undercover hustler (Feature film my ass. You know this shit went straight to the bin section at Blockbuster).
The Queens are divided into two teams, and are told that they will be competing as burlesque dancers and will have to “make it rain” (Where is Ray J to see this shit? I’m sure he would want a front row seat).
Pandora and Sahara are Team Captains and each get to choose their teams. Pandora’s team is Morgan, Sonique, Raven, Tatiana and Nicole Paige Brooks. Sahara’s is Jessica, Jujubee,Tyra, and Mystique.
The Queens each get to design their own outfit for the competition, but while working, Tyra stirs up trouble with everyone because she is a cunty bitch who doesn’t care about anyone else’s opinions.
Tyra keeps insulting her group, and Sahara realizes that she is stuck in a group with “Satan’s baby”.
Since the Queens aren’t pros at the pole, two experts are brought in to show them how it’s done (I was half expecting/hoping it was Taya, as she as she is the expert “burlesque” dancer).
The instructors share what the queens must do to “drop it like it’s hot”. The queens are at first scared about having so much vagina in their faces, but later become amazed at the women’s booty shaking skills.
Mystique is the first to experiment with the pole because she feels she is Stretch Armstrong (Not a pretty sight).
When it’s Nicole’s turn, the Queens hold their breath… she looks terrible on the pole. Raven let’s it be known that “Nicole cannot bring sexy back”.
After their pole session, all the Queens return to working on their costumes, save for Tyra, who decides to nap. Eventually Ru goes in to check on the Queens and Sahara asks for advice regarding Tyra.
All those years of drag has taught Ru well, and he expresses that “it’s hard out there for a pimp” (That’s what happens when you don’t get quality hoes).
Dragonfly
The next day, the queens meet up at Dragonfly to perform their burlesque routines in front of an all male audience (I have five bucks saying I will spot Ray J).
Ru explains that while one group performs onstage, the other will be outside selling Cherry Pie certificates ,(How would these queens know how to sell cherry pie? Cream pie is more their thing) and later switching.
Tyra is upset by the news as she does not go outside in drag during the day (Yet you don’t mind doing it on national TV?)
Team Pandora goes up on stage first, and they look hot, except for Nicole of course who looked completely lost. During their solo performance, Sonique does flips, twirls, and splits and the singles were definitely raining on her (Hell, even I wanted to stick a bill in that queen’s shorts).
Tatiana and Morgan also delivered great performances.
Back outside, the other Queens have some luck selling their certificates. And Tyra even starts helping!
Mystique is also doing her part, but knows her grandma is going to kill her because she looks like a “2 dollar whore” (2 dollars? Ja! Bitch is being generous. She’d be lucky to get a quarter.)
After an hour, Team Sahara takes the main stage, and they add a little humor to their routine, which makes the judges smile from beginning to end. The solos were also entertaining, although Mystique did her thunder splits again. (I think my lights almost went out from the impact).
Back outside Team Pandora, can’t even get customers to stop to talk to them (Maybe if they were offering certificates to something they have experience with, like anal bleaching)
At Eliminations it is revealed that Sahara’s team won the Burlesque challenge and is safe from elimination. Sahara herself is the winner of the challenge.
Nicole Paige Parker is in the Bottom Two, as he earned the lowest amount of tips. Raven is also up for elimination, as she was the second lowest earner.
In the lip-sync battle, Raven pulled out a great performance, and is saved by the judges.
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I might be gay cause I look like a ‘lighter’ version of Juju and Tyra.
http://www.vh1.com/video/tool-academy-3/full-episodes/sneak-premiere/1631593/playlist.jhtml
Damn, I forgot they sent me that this morning.
Who’s that drag in plaid looking like Michael Jackson?
Not a good drag look at all.
lmao. I just noticed that resemblance. Poor Morgan. That makeup just makes him look hella creepy.
Top recap again, I died at ‘quality hoes’, then I wondered how a ‘good girl’ like you could have that sorta thing in your mind.
I can honestly say the term ‘quality hoes’ has never entered my mind.
Jaja. You know how Jersey be corrupting minds.
OT:
BGC lol @ amber’s bf looking like a broke busta rhymes lol
And Busta Rhymes already looks like a broke Busta Rhymes, so I can’t even imagine what Amber’s BF looks like.
I didn’t see the first show but I didn’t think the vogue off or whatever they call it, was that good.
lol.It didn’t compare to last week since it was a slow ballad this time, but Raven tried to make it interesting. Nicole didn’t do shit. So yeah,compared to last week it wasn’t great.
Last week’s battle was mega hot.
Kendra vs. Natalie fight:
http://o2.oxygen.com/player/?fid=1159524#videoid=1200216
Oh, my God. The Kate vs. Amber fight looks soooo good too. Haha, later Kate!
I don’t know but I’m loving Natalie now! This episode made me really like her for some reason.
Death needs to come for every single gotdamn BGC4 girl ‘cept Portia and Flo.
I agree
Oh, and on the Natalie vs. Kendra fight… AMBER GETS INTO IT TOO! Natalie fucked BOTH Kendra and Amber up. Dammmmmn.
Holy shit did you guys see the preview for the bad girls club reunion? Easily tops Vh1 reunions.
I saw it. Flo gave Jay Leno the azz whoopin she been askin for, although she should’ve hit her WAY more than she did.
Oxygen Reunions shitted on everything Vh1 ever made.
$bgc4 hoes r WHACK AS FUCK$
AMBER THE HOE WHO ALWAYS GETTIGN THROWN LIKE A DAMM RAGDOOL CANT FIGHT 4 SHXT WEAK AZZ
$ANNIE THE WEAK AZZ SUCKED A PRODUCERS DICK BITCH 2 GIT ON D SHOW$
$FLO A FLIP FLOPPING LOUD MOUF HOE
KATE D CONFUSED DUM WHITE TRASH SWINE FLU HAVIN BYTCH
KENDRA SEXY AS FUCK BUT A TRUE HOE I KNO DAT PUSSY BLOWN OPEN
LEXIE THE CARPI SUN SHAPED SLOPPY BODY BITCH
NATALIE THE BASIC BISKER MA FACED AZZ HOE SAY NO MO
I FUCKS WIT PORTIA BUT DAT WEAVE NEED 2 B UPGRADED
Natalie needs some kerosene poured on her w/ a lit match thrown at her afterwards. Basic hos dyin one at a time.
Nah, dude. Portia’s sexy. Kendra’s too stupid ans spineless to be sexy
$LOOKS WAYS N MY EYSE KNEDRA IS FINE AS FUCK JUS A WEAK HOE$
Here’s a preview of the Kate / Amber fight, someone punching Annie, and the reunion fight…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQDDAK0Pqc&feature=sub
Flo tried to tear it’s head off her shoulders, and Jay Leno did nearly da same sh!t she did w/ Portia, flailin around everywhere.
I swear dey all WEAK as FUCK for trynna start shit wit Flo once she got injured ESPECIALLY Kendra and Annie!!!!!!!
I wuz so pissed off like y everybody trynna jump bad now dat she hurt, but wen she wuz walkin and shit didn’t nobody wanna step 2 her
Exactly, but U see Flo got one of dey azz back at da reunion(Basic Bisker Jay Leno). Amber got her azz demolished LMAO!
Steupz erase this one
Man, it was so awesome to see that hood rat put Amber on her knees & proceed to pummel her…
However, that chick really should have checked her man, too.
You don’t dance with other women like that if you’re spoken for; it’s disrespectful…
Btw, did anybody else peep Amber’s sawed off lawn jockey of a boyfriend?
*Lmao.
O_o
Exactly but U see Flo didn’t have on casts and sh!t at da reunion, none of ‘em wanted to see her. Jay Leno tried and failed epically LOL! And both Jay Leno and Amber oughta be ashamed for lettin the whole world see them get fucked up time after time.
where are the reunion previews cuz dey took dem off youtube
Those broads suck at throwing water baloons. Not one landed on Flo.
Never even heard of this show. Is this on VH1?
Looks gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that…
lmao. Well it is about drag queens. Yeah, Vh1 airs it on Tuesday nights and it can also be seen on Logos Tv on Mondays.
Much clearer vid of Flo v.s. Natalie
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhZaKpA9rB5X1h23lM
Ambers bf looks like the dude from show girls
http://www.breda-en-alles-daaromheen.nl/richmond-ca_bestanden/image022.jpg
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1995_Showgirls/995SWG_Elizabeth_Berkley_065.jpg
p.s. sooo excited for the reunion:)
Man, Natalie is so bitch made.
Milliown is FOUND GUILTY!
Here’s the link:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/02/09/BATE1BV3OI.DTL&tsp=1
I cannot tell a lie, I’ve loved Kendra since day 1. She sums up everything so well.
Flo is cool but the house broke her down. Don’t tell me she wouldn’t have been calmer had she gotten just a little nookie. Crazy girls need love too.
I think Kendra looks really pretty when she does her il confessionals. She one of my favs too:)