I also thought the Dallas/Lacey drama was really exaggerated because you could tell that both of them were acting extremely fake. First you had Lacey antagonizing Dallas and wiping her nasty ass feet on her clothes unnecessarily and then spilling a drink on Dallas. Then you had Dallas throwing a silly temper tantrum after she learned she had to work with Lacey. Of course their attitudes caused them to have the worst ‘PSA’ and Dallas was eliminated for her indifference and her bad attitude.

Personally I think her and Lacey should have gone home, and I also think there should be a point in the show where Sharon Osbourne should just say ‘fuck it,’ cut her losses and just eliminate Lacey and the two Brandis because I’m damn tired of all 3 of them getting away with damn near murder and they never go home.
It really cheapens an already bogus and insipidly arranged show.

On the Rock Of Love - Charm School 2 Girls…
Dallas- I think she is stupid as hell for not realizing that Lacey bothering her would eventually lead to her going home. Charm School or not, she was a punk ass bitch for not kicking Lacey’s ass and crying about having to work with her for the PSA. She let Lacey set her up once again and she fell for it not realizing that the odds of her winning were already against her.

Lacey- I have hated this girl since Rock Of Love. She’s a drunk, crony of the devil all the time and she only has a one-track mind of getting rid of the other girls. Of course I believe that this will be her downfall but then again she remains in a class of girls that equally don’t deserve to win the show.

Brandi C and Brandi M- These two girls are equally annoying and they both should go home. I was not really shocked at all with the ‘PSA’ they made because they are the two biggest whores in the house. That being said, everyone should always remember this equation because like math, it turns out to be true almost all the time with very few exceptions; 2 sluts + 1 camera = a porn.

On Real Chance of Love Episode 5…
This episode was pretty mediocre until the end when K.O. and Rabbit pwned Chance and Real. It shows that K.O. and Rabbit are very smart women in general but as with pretty much everyone, they are horribly stupid when it comes to dealing with love and relationships.
I think they need to realize that Chance and Real are too inept to deal with women with common sense. It also seems like the show is really just a big game to Chance and Real, but Chance doesn’t seem to have a grasp of how the game is played while Real keeps changing the rules to his advantage. I’m not even sure if Meatball’s elimination was justified because she didn’t do anything in the other 4 episodes to make anyone form an opinion of her.

On Chance and Real…
There should be no way that men with already questionable sexual orientations to begin with, go into a show and one almost reaches the threshold of heterosexuality while the other one rapidly falls into the abyss of homosexuality.
Simply put, Chance gets gayer with each episode and I’m not sure if he should just give it up and announce that he’s gay or if he’s doing all this because he hates his girls and he just wants Season 2 all to himself so he can get only the high caliber, plastic, emotionless, dense girls he feels he deserves.

Real scares me because he acts like a thirsty stalker who really has no idea about how to comprehend the word ‘no’. His girls need to be extremely worried because if they get picked, he seems like the type of person who would call like 36 times a day, and if they don’t answer, he will lurk outside of their house to see what they are doing and where they are going all the time. These two fools honestly need to grow the fuck up and stop acting like they are 13 years old.

On the Real Chance Of Love Girls…
Meatball- Chance didn’t like her just like he doesn’t like any of the 4 girls he has left. The only reason why I’m even saying anything about her is because she got eliminated and she tried too hard to get the attention of someone who didn’t like her. Also, I have absolutely nothing to say about Cali, Risky and Bubbles because, like Meatball, you forget they are even on the show until elimination comes around.

Rabbit- When will she realize that Chance doesn’t like her? It’s sad that she keeps expecting that he will change his ways for the better when every week he is really becoming more and more unappealing. I almost feel sorry for her… but I don’t!

K.O.- I just wish she would stop crying so much. She’s not a terrible person but the crying is really annoying and she just needs to find another way to deal with her emotions… like beating somebody’s ass.

Ki Ki and Bay Bay Bay- I just have to put these two in a category together this week because I’m tired of them getting mad about Real not paying them any attention when all they do is act mad about Real not giving them any attention. They have to work extra hard to get Real now that he’s enamored with Rabbit, because he has currently entered stalker mode and he has now forgotten about everything and everyone, save for the girl he likes.
They need to do more than just walk around with stank attitudes all day and trash talk MILF, Corn Fed and K.O. while thinking that they can get a pass through the competition because they think they look good.

Mayne, I’ve often been accused of being heartless, but Meatball’s exit interview was just sad. I’ve chatted with this girl many times and she is as sweet as they come; so believe everything she says in this interview.
Here’s an excerpt…

Do you have any regrets?

Falling as hard for Chance as I did. He doesn’t deserve it.

You said you were heartbroken upon exiting.

It was horrible. One of the talent guys stayed with me after I was eliminated for hours. I couldn’t stop crying. I was up till 6 in the morning crying. I wasn’t expecting it, I guess. When you have strong feelings for someone, that kind of thing is hard to take. I didn’t get to explain myself or ask him why.

At what point did you feel like you were healed?

To tell you the truth, I’m still not healed. I still talk to Cornfed and bitch about it. I’m upset still. It’s really hard.

How will you find closure?

I don’t know. The reunion? But what’s gonna happen then? How do you bring it out?

Maybe another guy will help you get over it.

I’m not gonna use another guy to help myself heal. Time will help me get over it. But it’s all good. Shit happens.

Even ‘Matic has to feel sympathy for her after reading that… and is it just me, or was Rich tryna get into Meatball’s bed with that last question?
“Maybe another guy will help you get over it?” Ewwwwww, that’s so slimy, Rich, lol.

Hhu2.com has Episode 5 of Real Chance Of Love available for download.
As usual, it’s high-quality and commercial free.

The Soooooooooole Train

Later, the girls receive Stallionaire-mail and Risky believes there will be a dancing challenge after reading the note to the rest of the girls. The girls are then split up into 2 teams according to the color of their outfits. Ki Ki, Risky, Cali, Bay Bay Bay and Corn Fed make up the Black team while the Red team has Rabbit, Bubbles, Meatball, Milf and K.O.

The girls get to the park where they see professional dancers, Kabba Modern, dancing. Real and Chance tell the girls they will have an 80’s dance competition as their challenge, and the better team will win a date with them. They tell the girls the professional dancers will give them some pointers on what they need to do, to come up with a creative dance.
They also tell the girls to name their groups. The Black team decides on ‘Stallionettes’ and the Red team disdainfully settles on ‘Mixed Spice’.

While trying to come up with a dance, Meatball complains about MILF’s cartwheels. On the other team, Corn Fed knows she isn’t the best dancer and says she is the weak link on her team. Back at the other team, Rabbit feels she is the only good dancer on her team and that there is no organization because everyone is arguing with each other.

The dance competition starts and Chance and Real like the names of both groups. Mixed Spice starts first and Real becomes enamored by Rabbit as she dances. Chance and Real like their dance. The ‘Stallionettes’ begin and Chance and Real are extremely impressed by their dance. After they finish, Ki Ki admits that Corn Fed actually danced quite well.

After both groups finish their dances they all come up to hear what Chance and Real have to say. Both groups were good, but they declare the Stallionettes as the winners. Meatball is disappointed about not winning a date with Chance.

The Date from seasHells

 Back at the house, Meatball brings Chance a meatball dinner but Chance complains about her cooking and gets indigestion from it. In another room, Corn Fed and Ki Ki want to make sure that they stand out at the date.

For the date, Chance, Real and the girls go to a Club. At the Club, Seashells -the guy from the Charm School prom that got Pumkin drunk and argued with Saaphyri- comes out and introduces the Stallionares before they come out and perform a song (What the fuck is this wack ass, raggedy bitch doing here?).
Chance, Real and Micah come out and perform one of their songs while the girls dance along. (This song sucks. They ain’t got no flow and they aren’t even trying to flow together.)

After the insanely terrible performance, Chance and Real come down to eat with the ladies and Ki Ki is mad about not sitting next to Real. As the date goes on Ki Ki gets upset with Bay Bay Bay and Corn Fed because they are getting the most attention from Real.

If you can’t cook… Don’t!

The next morning, Ki Ki is still fuming about Real ignoring her at the date. She rants to herself while Rabbit looks on at her with a disturbed look on her face (Damn you still mad? Get over that shit.)
Later, Rabbit and Corn Fed bring Chance and Real, cheesecake. Chance hates the cake and Rabbit feels like Chance does nothing to appreciate her.

After the breakfast, Chance and Real decide they want to spend the day with the other brother’s girls to get to know them better. Chance decides to get Real’s girls drunk first while Real wants to interrogate the girls to figure out their true intentions for being on the show.
Real grills Bubbles about not having a connection to God and he queries Cali about being an industry girl. Cali denies being an industry girl, but Meatball calls her out about using the show to get famous.

Cali says that she wants to be a high profile makeup artist but she isn’t using the show to get famous (Maybe VH1 can hire you seeing as the way you do your makeup is not that much better than how the VH1 makeup artists do it.)

Meanwhile, Chance asks Ki Ki why she’s mad and she tells Chance that she is still mad about Real not spending time with her at the date. Chance begins to believe that Ki Ki may be a little too aggressive and crazy to be with Real.
Real asks Rabbit why she should be with Chance but as she answers, Real can only think about how Rabbit looked at the dance competition from the day before. Back outside K.O. admits to Chance and the other girls that she doesn’t have a family. She starts crying and says all she can offer Real is her heart. Chance starts crying (WTF?) (Steupz: and I’mma add a wtf? to that too… wtf?) …and says in the ‘Confessional’ that K.O. is the only girl in the house now that he feels a genuine connection with.

 Inside, Real asks Meatball and Rabbit to have 1 on 1 time with him. During her time, Meatball goes off about being faithful and not wanting to take her clothes off for a guy just to get attention. Real wonders if Meatball would really be able to handle the kind of rockstar lifestyle they live (Lifestyle meaning Real and Chance sitting in their shared bedroom at night looking at the unopened box of Lifestyles condoms on the nightstand and wishing they had someone to use them on.)

Later, Real talks to Rabbit and he admits that he likes her. He tells her that if he takes her from Chance then Chance won’t be mad at him. Rabbit admits that she feels Chance doesn’t appreciate her and Real uses that to press his case and ask her to consider getting to know him (Real) better.

After the group conversations end, Chance and Real hang out with all the girls outside at the pool. KiKi sees this time as an opportunity to talk to Real about the date. She tells him she felt neglected and wondered why he did not acknowledge her presence at the date. In the ‘Confessional’, Real admits that Ki Ki is becoming annoying to him and he wasn’t going to jump over the table just to try to touch her.
Meanwhile, Rabbit comes and gives Chance swim trunks as a gift but Chance apathetically pushes her gift aside and Rabbit walks off in confusion. And anger.

Eliminations

 That night, Chance and Real deliberate on the girls before ‘Elimination’. Real says Meatball seems a little unstable while Chance describes Ki Ki as being hardcore and rough.
Real admits to Chance that he likes Rabbit and Chance hints at going after K.O. if Real tries to take another girl from him.

At ‘Elimination’, Meatball and Ki Ki are nervous while Rabbit feels she is still more attracted to Chance. Real tells the girls that he has 5 chains to give while Chance has 4 chains so one girl will be leaving.

Real gives his first chain to MILF because he feels that Chance may try to take her if he doesn’t give her a chain first. Chance gives his first chain to Cali. Real announces that he is going to do something different for elimination and he turns to Chance and asks him if he can give his next chain to Rabbit. Bay Bay Bay is shocked and upset that Real would offer Rabbit a chain. Chance agrees and Real offers the chain to Rabbit but she turns him down.

Feeling embarrassed, Real gives the chain to Corn Fed while Chance gives his second chain to Risky. Before Real gives out his third chain, he asks Rabbit if she turned him down because she doesn’t feel a connection with him. Rabbit replies by saying that she feels a connection with him but her connection with Chance is stronger. Real then gives his third chain to Bay Bay Bay who cries and tells-off Real about offering Rabbit her chain.
Chance gives his third chain to Bubbles.

Real once again offers a chain to Rabbit only to be rejected again and he ends up reluctantly giving a chain to Ki Ki (What the hell is wrong with his thirsty ass? He’s acting like a fucking stalker again.)
Chance, now realizing that Real is targeting Rabbit relentlessly, decides to give his last chain to K.O. K.O. rejects him and starts crying about not wanting to feel like a “piece of meat”. Real tries to console her, but Rabbit steps up to defend herself and K.O. Real tries to say that they are not understanding the point of what they are trying to do (Explain because I don’t know what y’all are trying to do.)

Chance finally steps in and offers his last chain to Rabbit. Rabbit refuses to take his chain at first but she comes up and demands that Chance puts in more effort at trying to appreciate her. After Chance agrees to try harder to appreciate Rabbit, she accepts his chain.
‘I want breakfast in the morning’, she adds.

Now K.O and Meatball are left and Real offers his last chain to K.O.
K.O. comes up and snatches the chain without acknowledging Real and goes to join the rest of the girls to cry, while Real stands there looking confused.
Finally, Chance calls Meatball up to bid her farewell. Chance says that he eliminated her because he did not have a strong connection with her.

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Also this season it looks like the girls got some type of…”mentor”? (wtf?) 
This show changes every damn season, lol.

Does it look like it will top ‘Season 2′? I don’t think it will. But it looks entertaining none the less.
We should be getting a more in depth feel for the girls when Oxygen unleashes the “meet the girls” section on the site soon.

The Bad Girls Club premiers December 2nd on OXYGEN!