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Linda Hogan gives her son a skateboard for his birthday

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Linda Hogan visited her jailed son, Nick Hogan, to ‘celebrate’ his 18th birthday and brought a long a gift as well… a skateboard! 

The Superficial is clowning her for doing so; but I peep her game. Look at the underside of the skateboard…yep, a girl in a bikini.
You gotta love a mom who brings stuff for her son to masturbate to, in jail.

Almost makes me want to cry; that did. There really isn’t anything as great as a mother’s love.
(wipes away the tears)

New York Goes to Hollywood Sneak Premiere

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VH1 has uploaded a sneak Premiere of Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard’s reality show, ‘New York Goes To Hollywood’.

Click here to view the Premiere

Mr. Boston retires?

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After viewing Mr. Boston’s pitful exit on Episode 4 of ‘I Love Money’, I sent him an email asking for a comment… and I got one.

Twelve pack made a mistake of getting rid of me cause he should have realized Destiney had too many enemies on the show who would want her gone in future episodes, thus what’s the point of keeping her around if so many other people will eliminate her the first chance they get?
On the other hand, most of the other contestants did not want me to go home this episode, so I therefore would have gone out of my way to help 12 Pack out in the future.

My point is if Destiny and I both stayed around after this episode, I truly believe I would have had a better chance to stick around for longer than her and I would have helped 12 Pack and he should have realized this rather than keeping someone whom will help him in the future but everyone else will want to get rid of as soon as possible.
Also, the rest of his team hates him now for not listening to them and getting rid of Destiney, so that may not help him out in the future either.
If he truly had his heart set on keeping Destiney, then he should have gotten rid of Brandi because it seems unlikely that she would helped him out in the future because she and 12 Pack were not friends and had no alliance going.

I believe you want to keep people around whom you trust but also people who don’t have a lot of enemies in the house. Destiney did have a lot of enemies in the house, but 12 Pack was too stupid to realize that. I have not spoken to 12 Pack since the show and don’t plan on it either.
I also didn’t even watch this episode nor do I plan on watching the rest of the season.

Unfortunately, unless VH1 stops being cheap with the people who make them rich, I will not go on I Love Money Season 2 under any circumstances. So unless they pay us better or I get my own show, this is the last you’ll see of Mr. Boston on reality TV. But that doesn’t mean I’m gone forever! I plan on starting a controversial, yet hillarious website in the near future that will undoubtedly become very popular and will allow me to stay in touch with my fans. It’s a new concept that I thought of a few months ago and I can’t wait to get the site launched. I can’t tell you what it is yet, but as soon as it’s up, I will be promoting it to you guys, and I’m sure everyone will find it quite amusing. So Mr. Boston will be around, just probably not on reality TV anymore. I’ll be more of an Internet type sensation from now on. Until then, I hope I’ve given you all some memories!

Mr. Boston

So there you have it; Mr Boston has retired from reality television

Listen to an interview with Mr Boston by our own, Corey.

Seezinz heats up Smooth Magazine

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I literally stormed Cutie Central yesterday and demanded they publish scans of Seezinz in Smooth Magazine.
Sometimes my Internet Power (IP) scares me.

Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Episode 4

12Pack plots with green team members to throw the challenge.jpgThis episode opens up with 12 Pack expressing his thoughts that he will step up to be the Captain of his team for the upcoming challenge. He says he needs to be the Captain because he wants to do what The Entertainer failed to do; which was getting rid of Whiteboy.

To ensure his dream finally gets fulfilled, 12 Pack comes up with a plan and approaches Mr. Boston, Megan and Brandi C with it. He suggests they throw the upcoming challenge so they can then vote to get Whiteboy eliminated.
In return, 12 Pack promises them all immunity from elimination should they end up in the ‘Bottom 3′. The three of them agree with this plan because they all feel the Stallionaires’ alliance is too strong.

12 Pack also approaches Destiney with his plan and she agrees to it. With the plan now set, both teams assemble to receive their orders from Craig.

Craig reminds the teams once again that they must pick a new team captain for the challenge and the challenge will require “a test of teamwork to launch the team to victory.” He then lamely hints that ‘launch’ is the clue for the next challenge.
Chance then volunteers himself to be the Green Team Captain while the Gold team votes for 12 Pack to be the team Captain.

Both teams now arrive at a football field, which is the site of their next challenge. Craig tells everyone this challenge is modeled after the infamous ‘Hottie’s raw chicken’ incident on ‘Flavor of Love’ (Why are they only using FOL moments?)

Craig then explains the rules of the “Chicken-a-pult” challenge. First, the team captains have to split their teams into Builders and Catchers.
The builders have to assemble the catapult and then load and launch the chickens to the Catchers. The Catchers then have to use tarps to catch the chickens place them on a plate. The first team to sit chickens on all 5 plates; wins. click here to read the rest of the recap