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Celebrity Rehab Episode 8 Recap

Mike Starr paints Kari Ann's breasts on Celebrity Rehab 3It’s all quiet at the Pasadena Center as the patients return from an emotional ‘family weekend’, one short. Heidi Fleiss has flown the coop.
With all that eye candy out of rehab, Kari decides to make the boys happy by asking them to paint her breasts. Mike is gung-ho, but Tom isn’t as enthusiastic. (What’s the point getting excited when they seized your Viagra, uh Tom?)

As Kari bares her breasts, Mike Starr is already over her with his paintbrush dabbed in silver. Tom, however, walks away. (Oh now I get it. Once you go black, you can’t go back)
Mike’s younger woman fantasy is short-lived when the ultimate cock-blocker, Louisha, interrupts.

Louisha informs her she has breached the rules, but Kari claims ignorance. It gets worse for Kari when Lisa mentions to Louisha that Kari exposed herself to the boys, earlier. (In three weeks, Lisa D’Amato has gone from slut to saint)

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Sober House

Mike Starr (Celebrity Rehab) stars in VH1's landmark series, 'Sober House'
The cast of Season 2 of “Sober House” combines patients from both “Celebrity Rehab 3” as well as “Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew” and includes, Tom Sizemore, Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Jennifer Ketcham, Seth “Shifty” Binzer, Kendra Jade Rossi, Mike Starr and Kari Ann Peniche.

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Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty

Cacee, Jessica and Ken in Paris for 'The Price of Beauty'
Do you know where your tax dollars are?

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Massie’s RuPaul’s Drag Race 2 Episode 4 Recap

The Queens on RuPaul's Drag Race 2The Queens are extra feisty at the start of the show, and as they enter the workspace, the chat turns to Mystique. Tatiana is the only one that stands up for Mystique, while the others ridicule her.
RuPaul eventually shows up to deliver their mini challenge for the week, a game of The Queen is Right. In the game, the ladies have to guess the correct prices of items essential to any Drag Queen.

The winner of the challenge will be able to phone home, as they haven’t been allowed to communicate with loved ones.
The Queens have to guess the prices of tube socks, hemorrhoid cream, a roll of duct tape, brass knuckles, pepper spray, and finally a brand new lace front wig. (Lmmfao!!! Lord have mercy, I’m not even going to go there!!)

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Bar Rafaeli And The Situation

The Situation and Bar Rafaeli
I see Bar Rafaeli has upgraded from DiCaprio to The Situation.

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